Harry : one more week :)

Me : fUCMINGSNKSJ

Harry : what is that

Me : idk but you might have to cancel bc i have like three zits rn and its gross iM NOT MY BEST RN

Harry : IDGAF

Me : wow that sounded so bad ass

its so unlike you

Harry : -_-

Carrying on, i have a question

Me : yes edward

Harry : what do you think about going to nasa

Me : THAT WOULD BE SICK

especially going to outer space like tAKE ME THERE

Harry : im still saving money gosh patience babe

Me : omg someday? We're going to nasa, but im paying for myself

Harry : you a broke ass nogga

Me : wORD STEALER

WORD THIEF

BEEP BEEP BOOP

Harry : THATS RIGHT

Me : COPYRIGHTED NATALIE ROSE 2K15

Harry : speaking of copyright i finished reading your book on that one website

weetpad or something right

Me : close enough, but wattpad yeah

Well it wasnt as good so im sorry for wasting your time

Harry : um get outta here ranger, i loved it!!

Me : ranger wtf are u ok harry

WYD WYD WYD

Harry : sorry bud

Me : AND IM STUCK IN THE FRIENDZONE AGAIN AND AGAIN

I have been waiting all my life to text those lyrics to someone thank god it finally happened

Harry : yay for you

you're always so 5sos asf when will yoU STOP

Me : NEVER

Harry : arent they a boyband

Me : harry

You didnt just

NOT THE FUCKING B WORD

Ok we're over

Harry : WHAT WHDJSKS

Me : we cant be together clearly since you said the cursed B word wHY

Harry : OKAY FINE, I MEAN BAND OF BOYS IS THAT SUITING YOUR FANCIES

Me : okay I'll accept that

We're back together now

Harry : *laughing emoji* YAY

i actually wrote something to you in my notes for hours last night um well i couldnt stop thinking of you though

Me : yeah? you did?

Harry : its pretty cheesy though so

Me : we're pretty cheesy as a whole i say

Harry : wait a sec then

Me : i stg if i cry agaIN

I have cried too many times these past few months bc of you

Harry : FUCK NO NO NO NO

Me : oh no

Harry : IT DIDNT SAVE

Me : oh god

Harry : IT WAS SO LONG WTFIRBRF

Me : its okay babeee

Harry : no it isnt sigh

but basically i love you so much okay, and i love how brown your eyes are and how long your hair is, and i love your cute smile and how you laugh at everything possible

I love you

Me : nice summarizing skillz

but i love you too

Harry : c:

Me : cutie

Harry : natalie could i ask you a question?

Me : sure

Harry : WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

Me : THESE ARE MY CROCS >:(

Harry : HAHAHAHA

Me : GET OFF VINE LOL

aND WHATS YOUR VINE LET ME FOLLOW YOU

Harry : MY VINE ISNT THAT INTERESTING

Me : BUT GUESS WHAT

Harry : YEAH

Me : I JUST LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THE UKULELE ALEX TAUGHT ME AHHH

Harry : THATS SO CUTE

Me : you know that elvis song cant help falling in love

Harry : ya i sing it on kareoke

Me : we should make a cover when you visit :) :) :)

Harry : YES

Me : omfg i cant wait anymore though wtf a wEEK

Harry : It'll pass love

Me : This is Evelyn Rose, Natalie's mother. Who are you and why are you texting my daughter :/

I meant >:/

Harry : natalie youre hilarious ok

Me : I am going to call the cops

Harry : what is this really her mum?

Me : In fact, yes this is her mother. And why are you British?

Harry : idk im just british

Me : OH MY FUCING GODFDS

Harry : NAT AHSHHSHHAHA

Me : I WENT TO GET A SNACK IN THE KITCHEN AND WHEN I COME BACK MY MOM IS USING MY PHONE I FIDKCKIFFKC

Harry : omfg Im laughing so hard

Me : SHES JUST TEASING OK SHES JUST DOING THIS TO TORTURE ME

Harry : does she know about us?

Me : yup lol.

Harry : oh what does she think?

Me : well, at first she was a bit hesitant about our relationship bc obviously you arent here but once she saw how happy you really made me?

well i guess she changed her mind

Harry : :)

Me : if you're nervous about her, you dont have to worry bc she'll like you a lot

she might even think about having you for herself lol

Harry : oooh mama rose ;))

Me : WHAT SCHE FCUSCCK

Harry : IM JUST KIDDING

Me : nope you just nope no no no

Harry : natalie's mom has got it goin onnn she's all i want

Me : FUCK

Harry : HAHAHAHA

Me : SHUT UP

Harry : oKAY I WONT CHECK OUT YOUR MUM IM JOKING NATALIE

Me : iT ISNT FUNNY

Harry : te amooo

Me : omg

Harry : te amo mucho a lot

Me : ok fine poop

Harry : ok fine do you wanna hear a joke

Harry : dammit dont run away from my hilarious jokes

Harry : NATALIE OFNGFG

Harry : ANSWER ME

Me : what

Harry : knock knock

Me : bye

Harry : BABY ANSWER THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

Me : fine who's there

Harry : little old lady

Me : little old lady who

Harry : i didnt know you could yodel!

ROFLMAO

Me : SERIOUSLY

Harry : IT WAS FUNNY COME ON

I SPEND HOURS EVERY NIGHT FINDING FUNNY JOKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE WILL YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT

Me : well it works you make me smile a lot

Harry : and I've been writing you a song too

Me : what you silly billy you dont have to write me a song

Harry : well i wanted to :)

its almost done, i should finish it before i visit

Me : whats it about?

Harry : about us about you about me

Me : how descriptive

Harry : YOULL SEE

Me : hey its getting pretty late harold

i think i should get some shut eye :)

Harry : what time is it there?

Me : 11pm now but im tired asf

Harry : its ok, get some sleep baby girl. I cant wait to see you soon shdjshs

Me : think up some more jokes for me

Harry : i will :)

Me : night bby

Harry : i love you nata nata

.

.

Harry : hi, you're probably asleep but its midnight and you know what that means!

Or im hoping you do lol

it means six more days but its a day closer to seeing you soon and im so excited

will you still love me even if i ugly cry?

I hope you do lol

Good night beautiful

Me : six more darn long days

good night harold :)

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A/N:

THEY MEET IN THE NEXT CHAPTER LETS HAVE A MOMENT AHDJSHDH

IM SO EXCITED

FRICKRFIRCK

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE READING THIS

- BritishBums x