[ chapter four ♡ ]

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I woke up in my bed as I looked around, confused. How did I end up back in my room?

I remembered drinking with Niall and bam I'm here. I shouldn't have drank so much, I would've still wanted to party all night and remember it. Ugh.

I could feel the pain in my body and in my head as I groaned. I was hung over. Oh no.. But my mom couldn't find that out.

I check my phone, hopefully it'll clear at least some of the confusions I had.

bfffl ( best friend for life ) : nat! I found you passed out in the bathroom next to the toilet and Max drove us home. Your mom didnt see or hear anything so its good! Hope u had fun tonight, lets hang out soon ok ilysm

Oh! And i left some advil and water on your nightstand for ur future hangover :p good night poop face

I thanked God for an Alex even existing and I suddenly didn't worry as much as when I woke up.

I pop the advil into my mouth and took a few sips of water as I looked through my other messages.

I texted Harry? The hell? When?

I read through our messages and facepalm repeatedly. I sounded so thirsty I'm.. Ugh.

Okay, so maybe I shouldn't get drunk while I'm around my phone. And what I noticed was that I named him fuckboy harold in my phone. And that he jokingly said he'd be cool with it if I sent nudes. I hesitantly typed something, pursing my lips.

Me : harry ?

Fuckboy harold : morning sunshine :) it is morning there isnt it?

If not i probably sounded really stupid

Me : it is, its like 11am

Fuckboy harold : yay

Me : and im sorry about last night that wasnt me

Fuckboy harold : what the heck -_-

Me : what

Fuckboy harold : we were talking about cuddling :(

Me : oh omg

Fuckboy harold : sooo no big spoon little spoon then :/

Me : oml im so embarassing lord jesus

Getting annoyed by the name I named him as on my phone, I simply just change it to Harold. Cuddling towards my covers, I pressed my lips together slowly.

The fact that I felt like a vampire disintegrating in sunlight as I looked at my bright phone screen is probably not normal.

Me : no jk we can cuddle whenever i love cuddling

Me : HARRY IM SORRY FOR GETTING DRUNK AND DRUNK TEXTING YOU IM SORRY

ILL BAKE YOU A CHOCOLATE CAKE

Harold : really??

Me : ill bake myself a chocolate cake and save u some when u decide to cum back

Harold : not if you cum first :3

Me : fuckboy alert

Harold : YOU BASICALLY SET YOURSELF UP FOR THAT ONE

Me : poop face

Harold : where the hell is the poop emoji this stupid iphone update got me effed up

Me : finding the poop emoji is not worth wasting my time for

Harold : im dead

Harold : help meh nat

Me : oh snap whats wrong bae

Harold : DID YOU JUST

YOU JUST

*cringe attack*

Me : ur bae #4

i have so many baes sumtimes life is just so hard I can't

Harold : #relatable

Me : FUCKBOOOY

Harold : im a fuckboy but ur my fuckgirl

Me : LAUGHING EMOJI BAHAHA

Harold : but im ur best bae right

im the bestest

we're the bestest

Me : im crying blood holy shit what even is 'bestest'

you sound like ur five plz stay in my life forever

Harold : ok only if you stay in mine

Me : ok

Harold : mkay

Me : ok lol

Harold : so what do u wanna do when i finally get to meet you in the flesh

Me : idk maybe eat some ice cream with oreos plz

Harold : i like that idea

Me : what else do you wanna do??

Harold : oh you have no idea what i want to do to you love...

Me : you horny or nah harry

Harold : maybe, or its just the fact i think ur like so beautiful

Me : shhh with all that beautiful shiz

Harold : you are, you know it

Me : whats ur last name?

Harold : huh?

Me : last name

Harold : styles

Me : isnt that one of the old science teachers' name? At school?

Harold : his name was mr. Stils

Me : ohhh lol

Harold : could i ask you a question?

Me : yeah shoot

Harold : do u really like talking to me or do you find me annoying when you're sober?

:(

Me : i like talking to you. and im not kidding about ice cream when i meet you

Harold : okay :)

Me : do you find me annoying ?

Harold : no

Me : ??

Harold : i find you insanely incredible. x

Me : see you're doing it again

Harold : oh yeah what am i doing?

Me : flirting with me

I'll have you know I'm already in a relationship so calm down

Harold : whut

Me : its true im lesbo for alex

Harold : so all of this is a prank wow what even

Me : JK OH COME ON DONT TELL ME YOU FELL FOR THAT

Its the oldest trick in the book

Harold : bye betch

Me : DONT YOU SASS ME

Me : come back

Harold : ill come back when im not being mentally harassed

Me : omg