.

Me : i dont know about you but im feeling twenty LOU

Harry : omg nice word plaY

Me : everything will be alright if you keep me next to LOUUU

Harry : LOU dont know about me

Me : but i bet you want LOU

Harry : why are you louis af

Me : um we all know whos more louis af between the both of us

Harry : YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING NATALIE

Me : meh

Harry : COME ON

Me : whut

Harry : LOUIS IS OFFICIALLY T-A-K-E-N

WHATS THAT SPELL?!

TAKEN

Me : NOOOOO

Harry : omfg

Me : YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

Harry : tHE SHIP SUNK ITSELF

Me : im crying

Harry : no you arent

Me : actual tears right here (image attached)

Harry : YOU POURED WATER ON YOUR CHEEKS I COULD SEE THE WATER BOTTLE BEHIND YOU

Me : SAME FCKING THING IM CRYING INSIDE

Harry : ded

Me : tHAT IS WHAT YOULL BE

Harry : ZING

Me : who's the lucky lady

Harry : she's a lovely girl named danielle

Me : tF NO SHE AINT

Harry : OMG

Me : her name must be...

Harriette

Harry : i choked on my tea

Me : not the only thing you'll be choking on hehe

Harry : NASTY

Me : soooo

Harry : how are you bebe

Me : bebe lol

Harry : i miss ur laugh :( its the cutiest thing ever

Me : you are 5 i swear

Harry : actually I'm 6 get ur facts straight

Me : 6... inches?

Harry : actually 8.5

Me : wEAAAK

Harry : >.<

Me : why are you so kawaii

Harry : fine lets see who's more kawaii

Me : what

Harry : BATTLE ME IN A KAWAII CONTEST

Me : omg

Harry : are you in or out?

Me : actually, i am craving in n out burger

DAMMIT YOU DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO TRY SOME IN N OUT WHEN YOU WERE HERE IN CALIFORNIA

Harry : (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Me : is the contest starting now

are you really

Harry : YES NATALIE

Me : (•⊙ω⊙•)

Harry : AWWW

Me : WE NEED A JUDGE

Harry : i am the judge and i say i win this round

Me : NO

Me : and why are you tøp af

* you have added Niall Horan to the conversation *

Harry : neel horayn

Niall : oh no

Me : stAY RIGHT THERE NIALL

Niall : wHAT IS THIS

Harry : a contest on who has the better kawaii faces ready?

Me : yas

Harry : excuse yourself i was asking niall

Me : ಠ╭╮ಠ

Niall : HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Harry : its magic (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Me : THAT IS SO ADORABLE

Harry : like me? :)

Me : no

Harry : NIALL WHO WINS COME oN

* Niall Horan has left the conversation *

Me : :/

Harry : UGH

Me : IM OBSESSED WITH THAT SONG IT IS SO GROOVY

Harry : i stg you were a hippie in a previous life with your flower shawls and flower crowns and john lennon shaDES

Me : and you were probably a greek god in a previous life

Harry : what why

Me : HAVE YOU LOOKED INTO A MIRROR LATELY

Harry : i dont like looking at myself in a mirror

Me : why not

Harry : bc of ghosts like count me out

Me : HARRY AW

Harry : IM SCARED

Me : DONT BE SCARED OF GHOSTS THEYRE SPOOPY

Harry : spoopy? Did you mean spooky?

Me : spoopy, like scary but in a funny and cute way

Harry : ohhh like casper?

Me : YIP

Harry : i miss you lots babe :( like alotalotalot

Me : then fly

Harry : if i could fly :'(

Me : my heart hurts it feels so empty without you here

Harry : maybe someday you can come to london :)

Me : maybe

Harry : we could do everything, we could go ice skating and go sight seeing like weird tourists

Me : oh my gosh

Harry : ?

Me : that would be so fun

Harry : and this time around I can finally let you meet my mum :)

Me : i am so bad at meeting parents harry you have no idea

Harry : you can't be that bad at it !

Me : YOU wERE SO SMOOTH MEETING MY MOM

Harry : I JUST WINGED IT

Me : wELL I AM NOT THE WINGING TYPE

Harry : UR NOT THE CHICKEN TYPE

Me : what

Harry : idk when you said wing i thought of chicken

harreh is hungreh

Me : then go eat something

Harry : can i eat your peach? ;)

Me : holy

Harry : and suck on it?

Me : *calls priest up* yes please bless my dear lover harry he needs a cleanse

Harry : well you won't let me eat, i see i see

Me : WELL BC YOURE TALKING ABOUT EATING MY PEACH CODE WORD FOR MY DEEP HOLE AND THAT IS MAKING ME SCREAM

Harry : scream?

Me : NO

Harry : awh

Harry : natalie

Harry : WHY DO YOU DO THIS

Me : here have a peach *image attached*

Harry : veRY FUNNY AND YOU LOOK CUTE

Me : i LOOK LIKE MY CRAPPY SELF WYM

Harry : well you kinda look cute everyday

Me : thats you tho

Harry : i need your help on something btw

Me : yeeees

Harry : what do i do i just caught louis watching lesbian porn???? $

Me : oh shit what :0

Harry : and he was kind of.. you know. He was sorta taming the snake

Me : OH

Harry : and the snake coughed up some white venom i mean... you know...........

Me : OH GODSDF

Harry : did i scar you oops

Me : YES BUT UM IDK DID HE SEE YOU

Harry : YES AND I JUST CLOSED THE DOOR AND RAN AWAY

Me : and this is your house or his?

Harry : hIS why would he watch porn at my flat ahsjahs

Me : iDK YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS? DO I LOOK LIKE A GUY TO YOU

Harry : nO BUT yOU COULD MAYBE HELP A NOGGA OUT AND THINK LIKE ONE HERE

Me: okaY maybe you should just approach him and say "how was the porn was it nice"

Harry : 'was it nice' iM CRYING

Me : iDK THIS ISNT MY SITUATION TO HANDLE

Harry : oKAY MAYBE ILL JUST LET IT GO

Me : pulling an elsa i c u

Harry : its all about james bay

Me : SPEAKING OF HIM

YOU ACTUALLY REMIND ME A LOT OF HIM IN A WAY

Harry : wHAT HOW

Me : idk probably the HAIR and the BRITISH ACCENT

Harry : there's a lot of ppl who look like me

Me : NOT EVEN

Harry : THERE IS SO

Me : wHo

Harry : LIKE A YOUNG MICK JAGGER

Me : oh i see it actually

Harry : told youuu

Me : but still james bay is like your long lost doppelganger

Harry : no hE ISNT

Me : FINE WHATEVER YOU SAY

Harry : FINE

Me : FINE

Harry : FINE

Me : oKAY

Harry : why do we sound like a married couple

Me : a weird one

Harry : egg-zactly lol

Me : did you just

Harry : that is what the easter bunny would say

Me : YOU AREN'T THE EASTER BUNNY

Harry : IM JUST TRYING TO BE PUNNY

Me : YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT IT

Harry : wELL THANK YOU BUT MY HATERZ ARE MY MOTIVATORZ

Me : *cringecringecringe*

Harry : you secretly hate me tbh

Me : i love you sm that im just being honest homie

Harry : TOO HONEST HOMIE

Me : how doES HOMIE EVEN SOUND IN A BRITISH ACCENT

Harry : *audio attached* probably like this

Me : iM AWWING SO LOUD

THAT IS SO CUTE

Harry : ur cute and pretty *giggles*

Me : this is like kindergarten and im blushing

Harry : i lube you

Harry : FUCK NOT LUBE

Me : HARRY

Harry : well so muCH FOR KINDERGARTEN HUH

Me : iM LAUGHING

Harry : auto correct hates me

Me : you and me both

Harry : heeey copy cat that's my saying :)

Me : :)

.

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A/N:

THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY CONVOS THEY HAVE WHILE THEYRE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER OMG

BUT DO YOU GUYS PREFER THEIR TEXTS OR ACTUAL DIALOGUE AND THOUGHTS?

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