I put that there just for funsies. PLDT, ANO NA HA!? THE DAMN INTERNET IS SO SLOW. 1k ping ANG PUTA. IN FUCKING VALORANT WHILE IN FUCKING COMPETITIVE .
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(Thinking)
(^SHOUTING WHILE THINKING^)
-Telephatic Talking-
Talking
^SHOUTING^

/Issei's Pov/

Issei: Ouch ouch ouch.

We currently see Ise being punished by both Irina and his mother because he did not tell them he has a car. (Although Irina only did it because she is jealous.)

Miki & Irina: Why did you not tell us you have a car huh son/Ise-kun!?

Issei: *gulp* Umm, suprise?

That only made the women mad and fotunately Ise was saved by Asia.

Asia: Mother, Irina-san please stop punish Ise-kun, he maybe forgot to tell you that he has a car but please don't punish him.

Miki: Okay Asia-chan, but next time, son you tell me important stuff like this alright.

Issei: Umm.

Miki: I said, ^ALRIGHT!^.

=Meanwhile in the Dimension Gap=

Great Red: *shivers* What was that aura, so frightening. *shivers again* Probably a mother scorned.

=Back to Earth=

Issei: ^YES MOTHER!^ *shivering intensly*

Miki: Good.

Irina, Asia & Ddraig/ra: (Mother is so scary) *shivers*

Issei: (How did father marry mother)

What Issei didn't know is that his parents are part of the Yakuza. His father being called the "Demon Hunter" and his mother called "Ghost". They where called the "The Beauty and The Beast" ( yeah I know original right). Fun fact: they both know who, what and what happened to Issei before he took the vacation (or training trip). Aka: They both know hes a dragon emeperor and a devil.

Miki: So how did you become a devil anyways?

Issei and the rest of the gang turns much more paler than a girl with a ton of make up on. (BTW it means that the whole main group except for Rias and Kiaba.)

Issei and the rest: ^HOW DID YOU KNOW!?^

Miki: How did I know that all of you are devils except for Irina because she's an angel.

Issei and the rest: ^YEAH^

Miki: Thats a secret. Hehe.

Issei: EHE TE NANDAYO!

(Emergency Food.)

Miki: *death glare*

Issei & the rest: *gulp*

Miki: ^WHEN I SAY ITS A SECRET, ITS A SECRET GOT IT, SON!?^

Issei: ^GOT IT MOTHER!^

Miki: ^GOOD!^ Looks like you need to be edicated and trained by your father and answer the first question.

Issei: Wait father know's I am a devil too?

Miki: Yep. Now tell me how did you become a devil?

Issei tells her what happenes on that day (Go watch episode one).

Miki: That slut. How dare she manipulate you to thinking she save you. I am thankfull for her because she revived you but her ^MANIPULATING YOU TO SERVITUDE! I WILL NOT LET THAT SLUT IN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT SUFFERING A TON BROKEN BONE! I'LL SHOW HER WHY ME AND GAROU ARE CALLED "THE BEATY AND THE BEAST"^

Issei whips out his recently bought ASUS ROG Phone 3 and calls Sirzechs.

Issei: Lucifer-sama my mother is mad at your sister.

Sirzechs: Why?

Issei tells Sirzechs the whole story and lets just say he's disappointed at Rias.

Sirzechs: *sigh* I am sorry this has heppened to yuo Issei. I will punish Rias in how you see fit.

Issei beimg the nice perverted bastard he is says.

Issei: I believe we wont need to punish her because my Mom is going to be the one to punish her.

Sirzechs: Oka- wait your parents know about the supernatural?

Issei: Yep. Turns out they were called "The Beauty and The Beast" in their prime maybe, I dunno.

Sirzechs suddenly holds up.

Issei: (Did Satan just hung up on me?)

Behind the corner where Issei is currently at there's a blonde girl looking at him with hearts in her eye's. Turns out it's just Yumi.

Yumi: (Soon Ise you will forgive me. Hehe)

=Sirzechs office=
/Sirzechs POV/

Sirzechs' eyes are big as saucers right now.

Sirzechs: (Oh shit) *holds up on Issei*

Grayfia: What is it honey?

Sirzechs: Rai-tan just pissed off Issei's parents. *eyes still as big as saucers*

Grayfia: Why is that a bad thing?

Sirzechs: Well its bad because Issei's parents are "The Beauty and The Beast"

Grayfia:

Grayfia: How are we going to fix this?

Sirzechs: I don't know. Lets just hope The "Ghost" is not on a "red day" becuase if she is I don't know what will happen to my sister and I do not wan't to lose my sister at the same time I do not want the "The Beauty and The Beast" destroying Hell.

Grayfia: I hope Issei will do something about it.

Sirzechs: I hope so too.

=Back at the Hyoudou's=
/Issei POV/

Garou: I will start your training now Issei.

Issei: But I just got back.

Garou: Did you think I slacked a day watching porn reading eroges to get my title?

Issei: No.

Garou: ^THEN DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 1000!^

Issei: ^WHAT!?^

Garou: ^DID I HEAR YOU WANT TO GO FOR 2000!?^

Issei: ^NO SIR!^

Garou: ^NO I GEARD YOU CORRECTLY YOU WILL DO 2000 PUSHUPS^

Issei: (Is my father a drill sergeant no he's not because what drill sergeant would give his soilders 2000 pushups with no warmup whatsoever.)

=Timeskip=

Garou: Your already tired from 2000 pushups and situps. Your a dragon you don't get tired.

Ddraig/ra: I don't know if thats Racist or not.

Garou: Finally made yourself known huh, Red Dragon Emperor.

Ddraig/ra: Nice to meet you as well "Demon Hunter"

Garou: ^HAHAHA^ Even the mighty Red Dragon Emperor knows who I am.

Issei: (Ahh that's the title my father was talking about.)

Ddraig/ra: So are you going to continue traing him to be much more stronger than he is now. (Definitely not for the abs, *drools in mind*).

Garou: Ahh right. Lets continue Son.

Issei: -Why Ddraig, why?-

Ddraig/ra: -Nothing-

=Timeskip=
/Issei's Room (Midnight)/
/No-ones POV/

S

omeone open's the door very slowly and snuck inside the room. She walks very slowly to get close to the sleeping body of her Ise without walking him up.

???: Ara~ara, he looks so cute like that

That whisper made Issei slowly wake up. Issei opens his eyes slowly.

Issei: What the what are you doing here -

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And thats the End of this chapter

(Author: Yo what are we going to name our companoin in the end of the chapters damn it.)

This is what Miki looks like

This is what Garou looks like

DON'T JUDGE AUTHOR-SAMA FOR HIS PAIRING PLEASE. AND BYE BYE