I know everyone is probably sick of these, but I haven't had any new ideas for headcanons; if you have any it would be a big help and thank you. 

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Percy: [sneezes]

Annabeth, with her Yankees cap on: Bless you

Percy: God?! 

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Percy and Clarisse: Chiron, you love us, right?

Chiron: 

Chiron: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere that I won't like. 

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Percy: I'm so exhausted from saying the day all the time. 

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Percy, Post Son of Neptune: What seems to be the problem, officer

Police Officer: Get out of my car!

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Chiron: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

Grover: It's kinda complicated, but Percy-

Chiron: Got it. Forget I asked. 

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Piper, cuz everyone forgets she's a thief: Stop forgetting my crimes, I worked so hard on those.

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Jason: I'm actually pretty cool, just give me 5 tries to get it right.

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Jason, lightly nudging Tempest's hoof with is foot: Tempest, move out of the way please so I can get through

Percy, translating for Tempest: You KICK Tempest? You kick his body like a football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Father! Jail for Father for one hundred years!

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Percy, lightly nudging Blackjacks hoof with his foot: Blackjack, move out of the way please, so I can get through

Blackjack: You KICK Blackjack? You kick his body like a football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Boss! Jail for Boss for one hundred years! 

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Octavian: Good morning, the gods decided to let me live and terrorize you all for another day. 

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Mid Chapter Bonus Quote: 

Me: Great joke, bro. I am never talking about my interests again. 

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Will: What never fails to liven up a party?

Clarisse: Bombs 

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Leo, to himself in the mirror: Nooooo, don't express serious emotions, you've been diagnosed as 'the funny one' ahhhhhh

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Frank: The rumors are true. I am soft and I just want to be loved.

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Hazel: The rumors are true. I am soft and I just want to be loved.

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Percy: In order to live a happy life, I'm gonna disappoint the gods a bit.

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Nico: So, how does anyone ever have the time or energy.

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Jason: [lifting weights]

Leo: Wow, he's so intense.

Piper: I wonder what drives him. 

Jason, internally: Oh, I'm going to give SUCH good hugs.

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Leo: I just realized that, when I speak, I don't make sense. I just say random sentences, hoping that the other people can piece them together. 

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 Frank: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Hazel: Why... what are you planning?

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Annabeth, post SoN: We lost Percy 

Sally: What do you mean you lost Percy?!

Grover: We had a Percy. Now we don't.

Thaila: Jeez, keep up Sally 

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Silena, reading a cook book: Great.... now it says we have to beat three eggs.

Clarisse:

Clarisse: At what?

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Or

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Silena: Great... now it says we have to beat three eggs

Clarisse: 

Clarisse, grabbing her sword: Alright, eggs, post up!

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