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Leo, on the phone: Hey Piper, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Piper: Why the Hades would you need 5000 bucks?

Leo: For an escape room.

Piper: What kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?

Leo:

Leo: Jail.

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Nico: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Percy and Jason, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

Nico:

Nico: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the Hades knife Monopoly is. 

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Percy: So I was just wondering if you would go out with me?

Annabeth: Yes. 

Percy: You'll come arou- WAIT DID YOU SAY YES!!!!???

Annabeth: Um, yeah. 

Percy: HOLD ON BE RIGHT BACK

Annabeth:

Annabeth: ...So should I leave ooorrr

Annabeth: 

Percy: [Show back up dragging Grover behind him] 

Percy: Say it again!!

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Piper: Can I take you to my therapist appointment next week?

Leo: What? Why?

Piper: She thinks I'm making you up.

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Chiron:  How on earth would you lot explain this kind of bad behavior?

Grover: I'm going to say verbally- 

Annabeth: -Because judging by that tone of voice-

Percy: -You might not be in the mood for the dance performance we've prepared.

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Nico: Why are we lying on the ground?

Reyna: You shadow travelled next to my office door and fainted, so Jason and I laid down beside you so that everyone would think we were just chillin.

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Sally: Why are there little handprints all over the house?

Percy, turning to Estelle: Estelle, why are there little handprints all over the house? 

Estelle: Because I have little hands. 

Percy, turning to Sally: Because she has little hands. 

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It's short I know- I'll post more tomorrow probably.