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Percy: We should adopt a kid

Annabeth, knowing her husband's history of coming up with names: On one condition
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Annabeth: It's time for plan G.

Percy: You mean plan B?

Annabeth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Nico: What about plan D?

Annabeth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Grover: What about plan E?

Annabeth: I was hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Rachel: I like plan E. 

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Percy, post TLT: Pop quiz! If the grocery store is one mile away from my house, and the average adult man walks 5 miles per hour, then why has it taken my dad 12 years to pick up the milk? 

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Jason: We need a plan.

Leo: I have a plan!

Piper: No yelling. 

Jason: No cursing.

Piper and Jason: No explosions or any kind of violence.

Leo: I no longer have a plan.

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Frank: We need a plan!

Hazel: I have a plan!

Percy: No yelling.

Frank: Please, no cursing.

Percy: No explosions or any kind of violence.

Hazel: I no longer have a plan.

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Jason: Never have I ever been grounded by my parents. 

Percy, exasperated: Every time. He makes orphan jokes every time he always wins. 

Sally, horrified: I- 

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Art Teacher in New Rome: So for homework I asked you to draw something fantastical and surreal. What did we all come up with!

Young! Reyna: I drew a world at peace bereft of racism and greed.

Young! Jason: I drew Reyna minding her own business for once and coming home without a blackeye.

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Leo: I'm cool, Piper!

Leo I'm THE coolest!

Leo: In fact, I was once arrested for being too cool!

Piper: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

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Jason: Where's Reyna and Hazel?

Frank: Reyna's teaching her how to drive

Jason, screaming: REYNA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE????

Meanwhile:

Reyna: So, there's two pedals. Sometimes three but you can ignore the left one.

Hazel: I don't think-

Reyna: The lines on the road are more suggestions than anything, like the speed limit.

Hazel: Are you sure that-

Reyna: I'm not sure how to turn the turn signal. Ready?

Hazel: uhhhh

Reyna, shoutung: GO GO GO 

Hazel, screaming: *Floors it*

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Will: Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...

Drew: Put them in a facemask. 

Nyssa: Use them in a battery.

Clarisse: Throw them at people.

Nico and Travis and Connor: Squirt he juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion overall. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Will: ... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade. 

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Grover: Annabeth. Percy loves you. 

Annabeth: So, I've heard.

Grover: So, will you go out with him?

Annabeth: Of course not.

Grover: PLEASE, ANNABETH!

Annabeth: Sorry, but no.

Grover: You don't understand what you're doing!!

Annabeth: I'm saing no to going out with the most arrogant boy in camp.

Grover: No, he's holding all my chocolate hostage until I get you to agree to date him. Annabeth PLEASE!!

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{Will and Nico Texting} 

Will: Where are you?

Nico: Turn around.

Nico: No, the other way.

Nico: Wrong way again.

Will: Nico where exactly are you????

Nico: At Cabin 13, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me. 

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Percy: How's the hottest person here-?

Annabeth: I don't know, how are you?

Percy flustered: I-

Leo, from across the room: I'm dying on the inside, thanks!!

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Jason: How's the hottest person here-?

Piper: I don't know, how are you?

Jason, flustered: I-

Leo, from across the room: I'm dying on the inside, thanks!!

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Luke: Hello, welcome to our first Against the gods Army meeting

Luke: Today we're talking about... uh...

Nathen: *whispering* building loyalty

Kronos, taking over Luke's mind: KILLING ROYALTY 

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Percy: I have excellent observation skills.

Percy: I can determine a person's character and emotions from a single glance-

Grover: Annabeth is in love with you.

Percy: WHAT-

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Kayla: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Will: No that's not how you make cookies-

Austin: FLOOR IT!!

Kayla: How about 4,000,000 for 1 second?!? 

Will: yOU'RE GOING TO BURN OUR CABIN DOWN-

Kayla: IM GOING TO HARVEST THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES 

Austin: DO IT!!!

Apollo, racing down from the sun chariot: NO-

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