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TW: HOT STEVE ROGERS!!!!!

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"People, I've decided that I won't show you guys pictures of Sam, Scott, and Loki, because their partners are busy right now, so it would be really awkward for you three."

"Thank god," Sam and Scott sighed together.

"You're welcome," Loki said smugly.

"Wait, Pepper, Thor, Bruce, and I are not with anyone either," Nat said.

"That's what you think."

"Okay........"

"Now you will be reacting to Star Spangled Man With a Plan!"

"I gotta get ready," Tony said, taking in deep breaths dramatically.

"You do."

"Oh crap," Tony said, freezing.

Nat wolf-whistled.

"Stop it you all," Steve glared at them, blushing.

"Let us think about it," Wanda hummed.

"No," Peter smiled.

"I remember this," Bucky clapped his hands.

"He had seen someone flirting with Tony," Bruce chuckled.

"Wasn't Man of Iron limping the next day?" Thor asked mischievously.

"NEXT," Steve and Tony shouted together, blushing wildly.

"You," Tony said, pointing at Steve, "Your eyes are too pretty. It's illegal."

"The same can be said for you," Steve teased, leaning close.

"Oh really?" Tony leaned even closer.

"Dad, Papa, stop," Peter gagged, then froze, "Wait, sorry-"

"Nope, no sorry," Steve interrupted.

"Yup, we don't mind," Tony smiled.

"Really?" 

"Yup, kid. You're basically our son anyway."

Peter sniffled and buried his head in Bucky's neck.

"We'll buy you more casual clothes, too," Nat said.

"We need to," Wanda said, noting it down, "It's a good thing Tony's a billionaire."

"I don't care how much money you use, just buy him things a size too small," Tony said playfully.

"Hey!" Steve said, blushing.

"Your goddamn eyes," Tony huffed, "They're going to kill someone."

"You look like a puppy," Peter told him.

"Says the human embodiment of a puppy," Steve teased back.

"I mean- he's not wrong," Bucky said when Peter looked at him.

"I don't like you two fossils anymore," Peter huffed, got up, and stomped over to sit in Tony's lap, "You're the only one who understands me, dad."

Tony amusedly petted Peter's hair.

"Wait no, doll, come back," Bucky pouted.

"Nope, I'm not giving back my Spider-Baby," Tony stuck out his tongue and hugged Peter closer.

"He was looking at Stark, wasn't he?" Loki asked.

"Is that even a question?" Sam asked.

"Dad was ranting about some new feature he had put in Nat's Widow Bite," Peter said.

"What? He looks cute when he rants," Steve defended himself when everyone looked at him. Tony blushed.

"Buy him more shirts like that," Tony told Pepper.

"Will do."

"I think I still have it somewhere," Steve hummed, "Should I wear it for you?"

"Eww, no, I'm going back to Buck," Peter shuddered and ran back to Bucky.

"You should smile more," Bruce told Steve.

"I agree," Tony nodded, "He's way too serious."

"Alright," Steve smiled exaggeratedly.

"Ok people, that's it."

"Already?" Tony whined.

"Yup. See you guys-"

"-In the next chapter," everyone chorused together.

"Well, you learn fast. Bye, my lovely readers, I love you."