You and Pepsi Man were 2 variants of Fox from Star Fox, plummeting rapidly downwards from extremely high up

Pepsi snapped his fingers a few times and suddenly you, him, and Coca Cola Man were back in your house, no longer as Fox.

The three of you got up and Coke looked at Pepsi

Considering he had no face, Coke looked pretty angry

Pepsi snapped his finger and suddenly Coke vanished

You heard a splash outside and you looked out of the window to see Coke in the water, swimming to shore

Pepsi just hissed in annoyance and went to the other room

1 week later

You go outside to find your incredibly attractive roommate summoning vending machines and throwing them.

Summoning vending machines and throwing them.

SUMMONING VENDING MACHINES OUT OF THIN AIR

"Holy sh- PEPSI!"

"Yeah?"

"What are you doing?"

"Training"

You nod

Is this normal? Are you hallucinating? HE IS LITERALLY SUMMONING VENDING MACHINES OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE IT IS NOTHING. He really is a god, isn't he?