A/N : This is already a cracked out book, so honestly you shouldn't be shocked by what's about to unfold. Also, apparently most people's ideal male type is muscular and tall?

You look up at the red can man. Pepsi Man's arch nemesis.

Coca Cola Man

Your favorite can man, so physically stunning it looks like he was chiseled by the Greek Gods above, sighs and snaps his fingers

Suddenly the three of you are in the Final destination level from Super Smash Brothers

Even more surprisingly, all three of you are Fox as he appears in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate (each a different color variant, though)

You look around and notice no items.

You look over at Pepsi Man, who has turned into the purple variant (the one that kinda looks like Wolf). It's weird seeing the beautiful metallic man whom you love so much match your height.

You look over at the evil can man, who is now the dark Fox variant. You look down at your clothes and sigh as you realize you are the default variant.

You look up and realize that the other two Foxes are fighting, throwing punches, shooting laser bullets, and dashing around.

You step back a little, but not too close to the edge.

Suddenly, Coke throws a hard punch at Pepsi, knocking him to the edge of the stage.

Your favorite can man panics and so do you when you see he is losing balance.

Suddenly, he falls off of the platform.

You panic and go jump after him, both of you now falling through space

To be continued