BLOOPERS 4

    A Tokyo night was never normal, living in a city offered a lot of opportunities compared to Miyagi. Sure, the noises could be unbearable from time to time, but it was what gave the city life, same goes with the lights, especially the lights. For years Daichi had dreamed of getting out of Miyagi and going off to at least Tokyo, since his parents can't afford going abroad. Now here he is, celebrating the end of their first year of university with his friends. They weren't planning to go to a club after that insane party that happened months ago, they decided to rage all night and travel through the depths of Tokyo. After all, Kuroo and Bokuto did promise to give the Miyagi noobs a tour.


It was snowing, but not the type where you feel like you're in Antartica, but the nice, pleasant one. Daichi didn't mind since he's not really freezing his pants off. Of course, their first stop was Bokuto's favorite restaurant since Kuroo couldn't break Bokuto's heart by choosing his favorite restaurant instead of Bokuto. Besides, Bokuto passed Math and English, so he deserved DEFINITELY something. Bokuto and Teru were more energetic than usual, but what Daichi appreciate the most was the atmosphere of euphoria. It's like they say, "If you're going to hell, keep going."


Suga looked at Daichi, "So what are you planning to do for the holidays?"


"Oh oh! Let me guess," Oikawa thought about it for a minute, "I got it! Is it going on an Attack On Titan marathon? Or Owari No Seraph?"


"Or Love Live," Bokuto added with a smirk.


Kuroo smirked, "Or Boku No Pico."


"Kuroo you need Holy water," Terushima said.


"He needs Jesus," Ushijima added, making Terushima chuckle.


"What? Ew no! I don't watch Love Live nor Boku No Pico what the fuck," Daichi replied.


Kuroo and Bokuto snickered, "Alright if you say so."


Oikawa coughed, "ormaybehe'sgoingtostalkSuga-chan'sinstagramandtumblr," he coughed again.


"What?" Daichi asked.


"Nothing," Oikawa replied, making Kuroo and Bokuto snicker more.


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   It was still snowing when they walked out of the restaurant, full as ever, to the point where they couldn't even walk properly. Daichi was aware of the fact that Suga was standing close to him, leaving a bit more space between Oikawa and Suga. No one really noticed though, it was only Daichi that cared. He tried to keep his heart from jumping out of his chest as they walked on the sidewalks of Tokyo. Another thing Daichi liked about Tokyo was that the sidewalks weren't boring. Back in Miyagi, at this hour, no one would be walking out this late and the only thing that occupy the sidewalks were street lamps, which is what makes them boring. Here in Tokyo, people filled the sidewalks along with the street lamps, they were lgiths everywhere it was almost like the pictures of New York Daichi had seen. Tokyo was filled with life and that's what made Daichi drawn to Tokyo. Miyagi was just this big waiting room for Daichi and he was glad he finally stopped waiting and walked out of that door.


They made a several stops, most of them were places Daichi hadn't been to yet, however, some of them he went to already with Suga, that night of the party. Daichi watched as his small fog from his nose dispersed into the atmosphere.


Kuroo sighed, "Even though I lived here pretty much my whole life, you know what's one place I'll never be bored of?"


"Nekoma's volleyball court?" Bokuto guessed, looking at Kuroo.


"Hm good guess but no that's not it," Kuroo replied.


"How about Kenma's bedroom? Isn't that where you do the do with Kenma?" Bokuto smirked.


Oikawa gasped, "Kuroo! You sinner!"


Ushijima's, Daichi's and Suga's eyes widened as Tersuhima smirked, "Oh my, so Kuroo is definitely not innocent at all."


"I didn't do the do with anyone fuck you Bokuto," Kuroo replied, glaring at him.


"You didn't do the do with Kenma YET though," Bokuto smirked even more.


"Why you jackass cOME HERE!" Kuroo started chasing Bokuto as the others watched in silence.


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    Oikawa went to sit with the group and said in a low, quiet voice so the two inside the closet wouldn't hear, "Did you guys do it? Followed the plan?"


All of them nodded.


"Yup, everyone wrote Suga's name instead of our own," Kuroo stated and smiled.


"Perfect," Oikawa smiled and looked at the closet, "Now the outcome of the plan all depends on them. I hope non of them are claustrophobic."


"Yeah," replied Ushijima, "Let's just hope for the best."


"They are meant to be after all," Bokuto said, also looking at the closet.


"Oh boy I really hope this works," Terushima said as the others nodded and prayed for the outcome they wanted to happen.


"Do you think either of them would get a boner in there?" Terushima asked, "I bet ten yen one of them would."


"I bet it's Dai-chan," Oikawa replied, "Suga-chan doesn't seem the type to get boners easily."


"Ohohoho how would you know?" Kuroo asked with a smirk.


Oikawa stayed silent for a few minutes before saying, "Okay true."


"I bet Daichi's turned on right now," Bokuto blurted out.


"That I agree with," Ushijima replied.


"Wait why are you even talking about this? They could still hear us you know, it could ruin their moment," Oikawa said.


"Oikawa's right, let's just shut up now," Kuroo said


"Roger that," Terushima replied.


Meanwhile in the closet where Daichi and Suga were listening to their conversation with their ears against the doors.


"I knew those shitheads were up to something," Daichi said quietly so they wouldn't hear.


"So this was a bloody set-up how fantastic," Suga replied.


"Well it's not that bad, to be honest," Daichi admitted with a soft smile.


Suga smiled back, "Yeah agreed."


Oikawa opened the door, "Don't make me fucking force you guys to kiss each other, honestly. I mean this story is already pass thirty chapters and you still hadn't kiss yet like what the fuck we KNOW that  you're clearly gay for each other right guys?' Oikawa asked, looking at the others.


"Hell fucking yeah," Kuroo replied.


"Pretty obvious you know," Bokuto said.


Terushima smirked, "Yup!"


The three of them smirked while Ushijima nodded.


Suga and Daichi shared a glance before looking at Oikawa and yelled, "Well then gET THE FUCK OUT THEN!" 


"Ah right shit! I ruined it! Okay I'll leave you two guys bye," Oikawa turned and looked at that one last time before saying, "By the way, do you guys need anything before I leave? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know."


"OIKAWA ENOUGH WITH YOUR GODDAMN MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE FUCKING HELL," Daichi exclaimed as Oikawa smirked and closed the door.


Kuroo smirked, "I have taught him well."


"Wow Oikawa, that was so fetch!" Bokuto exclaimed.


"Stop trying to make fetch happen," Kuroo looked at Boktuo, "It won't happen."


"Boo you whore," Bokuto replied, sticking his tongue out at Kuroo.


Terushima looked at Ushijima, "We should leave before this gets out of hand."


Ushijima nodded, "Agreed, let's go."


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