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Kageyama: I hate you.

Hinata: You know, I hate you too.

Kageyama: Wha-wait what?

Hinata: ...

Hinata: stoP CRYING IT WAS A JOKE-

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Hinata: The stars are so pretty tonight!

Kageyama: You're the prettiest star.

Hinata: What?

Kageyama: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR.

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Tsukishima: Hey Kageyama, your boyfriend Hinata's on the phone.

Kageyama: He's not my boyfriend, now give me the damn phone.

Kageyama: Hey babe-

Tsukishima: ..What?

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Yamaguchi: Would you slap your boyfriend for $100?

Hinata: Shit I'll tackle him for free.

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Kageyama: Fuck you Shoyo.

Hinata: When?

Kageyama: What?

Hinata: What?

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Hinata: Kageyama! There's no I in team!

Kageyama: There is in volleyball.

Hinata: Oh shit you're right.

Tsukishima: It's a Y you dumb fucks.

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Hinata: What is the one thing I told you not to do Bakayama.

Kageyama: Burn the house down.

Hinata: And what did you do?

Kageyama: Made you dinner.

Kageyama: ...

Kageyama: And burnt the house down.

Hinata: Goddammit Tobio.

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Kageyama: I love you.

Hinata: I love you- wait wait wait-

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Hinata: Hey Tobio, have you ever been arrested for anything?

Kageyama: Yeah, why?

Hinata: I was gonna say that it's illegal to be that hot but now I'm interested.

Kageyama: Vandalism.

Hinata: ...

Kageyama: ...

Hinata: Aoba Johsai?

Kageyama: Aoba Johsai.

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Kageyama: That's gay.

Hinata: WE'RE gay Kags.

Kageyama: shit.

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Hinata: Please stop petting my head.

Kageyama: no.

Hinata: Why-

Kageyama: no.

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