teyvat 🗿
❝ welcome to ✨h e l l✨, bitch. ❞

members (41) : Albedo, Amber, Ayaka, Ayato, Baal, Barbara, Bennett, Beidou, Childe, Chongyun, Cyno, Diluc, Eula, Fishl, Ganyu, Gorou, Hu Tao, Itto, Jean, Kaeya, Kazuha, Keqing, Kojou Sara, Kokomi, La Signora, Lisa, Mona, Noelle, Ningguang, Rosaria, Scaramouche, Sucrose, Thoma, Venti, Xiangling, Xiao, Xingqiu, Xinyan, Yae Miko, Yanfei, Yunjin, Yoimiya, Zhongli
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Sucrose
It's true that we can eat silk worms tho HAHAHA 😭

Sara
Ew no.

𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆

Fishl
thy bestow this literature upon to those who sought for wealth. Thee shall do the words to thy's expectations and thy, Fishl, shall give thou the blessing thou have been promised.

Eula
Wtf.

Hu Tao
wtf wdym Fishl

Childe
*confused in Russian*

Ayaka
Translation : Can someone do my homework for money?

Ayaka
Extra classes paid off huh :)

Fishl
It is what Lady Kamisato has said in thou language. thy am in need of assistance.

Gorou
Our language is your language

Rosaria
Amen.

Mona
How much and what subject?

Fishl
thy am not born with such knowledge. Engineering is the literature I found quite the struggle.

Mona
Well I don't know much abt this engineer shit but I'll finish it for you! :))

Fishl
Though myself expects incredible marks.

Mona
Take it or leave it.

Fishl
Yes yes.. 50 mora?

Mona
Deal. No take backs.

Amber
You guys are really active now huh 💀 not all of u but- ANYWAYSS is everyone online???????

Amber
GUYS

Amber
HELLO????

Amber
THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE AGAIN AAAAAAAAA

Jean
WAHT

Yanfei
ARE YOU SURE

Kaeya
IT EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES

Hu Tao
LMAOAOAOAO FINALLY

Venti
Great 😃👍🏻

Scaramouche
amen 🙏

Childe
Imma get the watering can--

Amber
LOL GUYYSS- JK JK 😭😂

Sucrose
I-

Amber
It's free period so I need everyone's attention ?

Amber
I need to get everyone online and here u guys are ~~~

Jean
I swear to God Amber, I was panicking

Venti
Kaeya, Rosaria. Put the skewers back in it's a joke.

Rosaria
Fucking hell

Amber
Skewers??.??

Amber
you were gonna bbq

Diluc
tf.

Kaeya
What else should we do? Just sit and watch the firefighters waste perfectly good fire?

Kaeya
No siree 🤗

Amber
I- besides the point. everyone is still online thankfully-

Itto
YO

Amber
Itto don't ruin this for me ANYWAYS

Amber
ARE YOU GUYS READY?!

Yoimiya
FOR WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Amber
Countdown for.me

Yoimiya
Gotcha²

Yoimiya
3

Yoimiya
2

Yoimiya
1

𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 added # & # to 𝘁𝗲𝘆𝘃𝗮𝘁 🗿

Venti
AYO WHO THIS???

Yoimiya
Whoaa 😮😮😮😮 The Great Amberee has done it again!

𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 set # & # as admins
# changed their username to 𝗟𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘

Lumine
So this is the almighty group Teyvat you been talking about Amber??

Amber
Ayup! ^^ shit's here is CRAZY

Lumine
I can tell, I back read. Wtf is up with the desc tho???

Childe
Helo girlie

Lumine
Ew a weirdo

Childe
Blocked.

Kazuha
Hello :)

Lumine
Hi ^^

Xiangling
Lumine Lumine hii!!!

Lumine
Xiangling oml I didn't know you're here?!

Xiangling
haha 😆

Eula
Lumine? Hi, it's me? From Math class! 💀

Lumine
Ofc I remember u Eula! ^^

Kaeya
Hello darling ;)

Lumine
hello and goodbye.

𝗟𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 changed 𝙆𝘼𝙀𝙔𝘼's username to 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙍𝙏 𝙒/ 𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙀

don't flirt w/ me asshole
touchè , can't say I won't try :)

𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙍𝙏 𝙒/ 𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙀 changed their username to 𝙆𝘼𝙀𝙔𝘼

Amber
Also, everyone here are friends even tho from different classes

Amber
And, everyone is admin so yeah practically.

𝗟𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 changed 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘿𝙀's username to 𝙀𝙒 𝘼 𝙒𝙀𝙄𝙍𝘿𝙊

ew a weirdo
I hate you already

Lumine
great <3

Scaramouche
love how you done w/ his name :D

Lumine
Why thank u :D

𝙀𝙒 𝘼 𝙒𝙀𝙄𝙍𝘿𝙊 changed their username to 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘿𝙀

Venti
Intro

Bennett
Intro

Thoma
Intro

Hu Tao
Intro

Lumine
wtf is this, 2018? god.

Xiangling
It's a tradition where new people who are in must introduce themselves so we can know you more ✨

Fishl
Recognizance is the key foundation here.

Lumine
I don't fucking know what you mean but okeh

Lumine
Everyone hi I'm Lumine 😌 I'm the older twin (god bestowed this gift btw)

Lumine
The other number is my twin brother, Aether <33 some of you guys know him right?

Amber
Ofc I was one of the first ppl to be your friends

Bennett
2nd

Xiangling
I'm guessing I'm 3rd?

Thoma
4th

Mona
5th

Albedo
7th

Amber
SO AETHER WAS THE ONE YOU MET??? PE LEASE

Childe
8th </3

Lumine
No

Lumine
Just no.

Kokomi
9th

Yanfei
I just realized. Where's 6th😭😭 they do be gone

Lumine
Ehh I haven't met all of you to be exact.

Jean
Hello :) I am Jean. President of 2M, the Student council and Fencing club. I hope we can be friends 😃

Lumine
Hi! Ofc we can! No guarantee we'll meet tho

Venti
Oh but we will 😏

Jean
Venti is right, Lumine. There's an event happening tomorrow that I'll hope you'll join. Everyone in this group chat will be there ^^

Lumine
Oh! I see! tysm for telling me ☺️

Kokomi
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Everyone, remember there's a Sports Day Check tomorrow. It'll start at 9 and there will some events like badminton, basketball etc..

Wear your uniforms. I'm not sure if this event will last a day but just to be sure.

Be with your teams.

Kokomi
here

Hu Tao
Krusty krab

Beidou
What da hell 🤣

Hu Tao
Hot dog, hot digidie dog OwO

Rosaria
I'm here shitting rocks and you're busy singing Mickey mouse clubhouse the fucking audacity

Sucrose
*inserts Albedo's "the fucking audacity"*

Xingqiu
Show yourself from Frozen 2 is better

Hu Tao
Maui's song where he goes HUHAHUHAAUWAUSAWUAWA and he fall off this mountain and into dis hole and into the realm of monsters 🤓 I like that one UwU

Xinyan
In my opinion , high school musical 😺

Barbara
Uhhh

Xingqiu
Da frick

Chongyun
Bless you

Noelle
Bless what

Kazuha
Bless my food

Zhongli
Bless the cow that goes moo

Venti
MOOve it old man

Gorou
Bless the moon

Albedo
Bless this asylum called school

Xiao
Bless the low lifes in this group.

Yae Miko
That's deep. gtg cry now. btw hi Lumine 🤭

Keqing
COUCH COUCJCH HOW TF DO YOU SPELL

Ganyu
cough

Keqing
Ah yes. COUGH COUGH HAHAHAHAHA

Itto
Anyone seen my hairbrush? It looks exactly like a hairbrush

Yanfei
Am I d only one thinks Itto is a egotistical giant.

Ayato
I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂

Lisa
It cannot be more specific.

Xiao
I threw it to a moving dumptruck.

Rosaria
Someone's shitting over here.

Lumine
you don't gotta tell everyone yk 💀

Itto
Shit. Welp. I have plan b AND HAS ANYONE SEEN RAIDEN SHOGUN??

Lisa
Hello dear, I'm Lisa ☺️ if you ever want recommendations of fanfics in any fandoms.. I have a book full of lists 😏

Lumine
You serious?

Lisa
Dead serious.

# left the group chat

Lumine
YO ?!

Amber
he literally ditched us

Lumine
Nah he didn't, imma ask him

Childe
what why 😧

Xiangling
idk why

Scaramouche
someone is desperate 🤨

Childe
Stfu before I'll find mf roach to put in your bed tnite.

Razor
Chill :)

Lumine
Good news it was accidental. This group is manifesting his phone and his suspicion ofc he left 🧓🏻

𝗟𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 added # to 𝘁𝗲𝘆𝘃𝗮𝘁 🗿
𝗫𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 set # as admin
# changed their username to 𝗔𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥

Lumine
Say hi, you big wuss

Aether
istg Lumine I will leave again >:(

Lumine
DKCKSKCKKDCKKCK NO NAKCKC OKAY OKY SORRY 😔

Kaeya
I did not just read Lumine's key board smashing as dicks 💀

Lumine
you dirty minded bitch 🤺🤺🤺

𝗔𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 left the group chat

Lumine
Andddd again.

Amber
I got this sis 😌

𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 added # to 𝘁𝗲𝘆𝘃𝗮𝘁 🗿
𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 set # as admin
𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 changed #'s username to 𝗔𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥

Lumine
You're a life saver 😩

Amber
Ik 😍

Hu Tao

uwu

Diluc
I'm forever scarred...by a horse.

Aether
uhm yea sure? :DD

Lumine
Ae, apparently u gotta introduce urself :/

Aether
Ah.

Aether

Lumine
No 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hu Tao
Lolol owo u two twins are interested in the after life??? No? Yes? GuYs??

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hey , author-chan here lol. i noticed that i haven't been updating this in a while 'cuz im still stuck on how to introduce tortellini 🦸🏻‍♀️ but here's a textfic about the twins first interaction w/ the gays, the lesbians and the straights 🧍🏻‍♂️