Sapnap: I'm the smartest one here

George: your hand is stuck in a vending machine.

Sapnap: I paid for my candy, I'm going to get me candy.

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Quackity: if I eat a habanero pepper and the chew like 80 mints the spicy and minty will cancel eachother out and I'll be fine right?

Five minutes later

Quackity: hey guys, guess what hellfire tastes like..

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Tubbo: an autopsy is a people unboxing

Ranboo, sobbing: PLEASE STOP

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Dream: say yes to drugs

Sapnap: say no to drugs

Mr. Blade: doesn't matter what you say to drugs

Mr. Blade: because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs

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