Tommy: I failed the health and safety test.

Mr. Soot: how do you even do that? It's common knowledge!!

Tommy: well, one question was "in case of a fire, what steps do you take?"

Mr. Soot: and?

Tommy: apparently "fucking large ones" is not an acceptable answer

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Sapnap: I'm watching planet earth two with dream and we're really confused because we didn't watch the first one

Dream: like, what the fuck is a bird?

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George: it's uwu time bitch.

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Mr. Minecraft, teaching: plants need water to grow.

George: *throws water bottle at quackity*

Mr. Minecraft: they also need sunshine.

Dream: *throws quackity and the water bottle outside*

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