shout out to the sweetheart veronica201917

"oooookay! so moving on my dear lovelies" Nuri brought the attention back to her making the perverted jin disciple sigh in relief "this next one is also one of my favs!"

"you seem excited" jingyi commented as he noticed how the girl kept bouncing on her heels

"of course! we are gonna react to you guys past lives!" the reply was quick

"HUH?"

"PAST LIVES!?"

"yip yip! anybody wants to get something to eat or use the bathroom quickly before we start?"

"oo! oo! i want popcorn again!"zizhen

"yeah i want some to!"jin ling and jingyi

"i wouldn't mind some" sizhui the ever calm and composed one said with a gentle smile

"okay! anybody else?" nuri ask making a few hands to go up

"alright all you have to do is think about the type of popcorn you want and you will receive" nuri then snapped her fingers causing the various popcorns to appear in front of them

"Thanks!"

"hehe no problem, now eye on the screen!"

the screen lights up to a discussion conference in Qinghe, everything seems normal at first but then something unexpected happened a cloaked person just appeared in the middle of the hall interrupting sect leader Yao's speech on 'why wei Wuxian should be locked up '

"ughghghg" most of the peeps in the room

"why can't the old man just shut up?"

"yeah senior wei was already proven innocent AND he saved our lives countless times what exactly does he want?"

"i agree it's like he doesn't remember every good thing he has done just the bad"

".....it sounds like dementia....selective....dementia"

"i-i"

sect leader Yao: how dare you vermin interrupt me!? do you know who I am!?

everyone else rolled their eyes in secret even the twin jades

"see even the twin jades has had enough of his bullshit!"

"wow the sect leader yao bashing is real" nuri lightly chuckled startling lan xichen

"wha-when did you get here?" he asked the girl who was somehow able to sneak up on him AND cuddle him without anyone seeing

"just now" xichen observed her and was able to tell that she was a little down

"what's wrong xiao-nuri?" he asked

"nothing much i just need some emotional support from you and a few others i will explain afterwards, just endure it for a bit hmm?" she stuffed her head into his chest like a child trying to block out the outside world

"okay" xichen patted her back soothingly

mysterious person: i care not of who you are for you are not important

The person scoff making the sect leader sputter at the audacity and everyone else cover up their laughter in some way

"pff-"

"as you should queen....or king i don't really know"

sect leader Lan: then pray tell good sir what may we do for you on this wonderful afternoon?

Xichen tried to get the situation under control

the man turned in his direction

"oh it's a man okay"

"why do you sound down? you got something against the opposite gender?"

"not really it's just that i wish the females would stand up for themselves every now and then"

"i agree, you don't see many females shoving it back into you males especially those like sect leader yao"

"....wait what are you gonna shove-"

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID JIN!!"

(imma just call him MP-mysterious person)

MP: i have come to visit my commander

"commm-commander?"

"hah?"

everyone was puzzled

Jiang cheng: your commander?

MP noded before making his way and kneeling before Lan sizhui

"wait why is he walking towards me?"

Lan sizhui: ...wha-?

MP: commander it is good to see your reincarnation is doing well

"....."

"...."

"..."

"!?"

"!!"

he looked up and carefully study the surprised boy's face

MP: it's amazing how your reincarnation is a spitting image of your olden days

".....excuse me what?"

Lan sizhui: ......excuse me what?

"not gonna lie the creepiness i feel every time someone says the same thing at the same time as their counterparts on the screen will never leave me alone"

"same"

"same"

MP: you may not understand now but this would help you

the man turned away from sizhui doing some weird hand signs at an inhuman fast rate before shooting a ball of light in the middle of the hall for all to see

the ball started to take shape as it expanded into a thin sheet before an image appeared on it

"!?"

everyone:....!?

wei wuxian: IS THAT A-YUAN!?

"I KNOW RIGHT!?"

"DAMN HE LOOKS GOOD"

"IF I WAS NOT STRAIGHT I WOULD SMASH THAT"

"CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS DISGUSTING PERVERT OUT OF HERE!?"

"hehhe no thanks he adds to the amusement" Nuri stuck her tongue out as she snuggle closer to Jiang cheng chest, straddling his waist (kinda like how a mother would hold her five-year-old chest to chest)

"w-what the fuck? when did you get here?" Jiang cheng

"wait when did you stop hugging my chest?" xichen

"for both questions, just now, also no i will not explain i will afterwards"

as if hearing his voice flipped a light switch in him MP suddenly turned around and knelt in wwx direction as he said in a hurried tone

MP: your majesty! forgive this careless one for not realizing your presence!

"hah?"

wwx: i-

MP: no words are needed your majesty this one shall ask the emperor for his punishment

"wait wait wait...what?"

"since when-"

"emperor?"

he suddenly turned his head in lan wangji's direction

"wah?"

lwj : .....emperor?

Jiang cheng: wait wait wait- what???

"the question on all our minds"

MP: i will just show you

MP sent another ball of light at sizhui which turned into dust before it hit them

"what was that?"

"oi what did you do to my baby!?"

"wei ying calm down"

"Hmph!"

wwx: what did you do?

MP: just watch empress wei

"....you know i'm not even suprised"

"yeah i mean if lan wangji is the emperor"

"it makes sense that wei wuxian is the empress"

wwx:...empress....

all eyes turned to sizhui and company

the group all had their attention on sizhui who suddenly started to glow and...sing?

"why...why am i singing?"

"i don't know but you have a really nice voice"

"o-oh thanks"

Sizhui: ~The king and his men~

~Stole the queen from her bed~

~And bound her in her bones~

"....these lyrics..."

"just roll with it gege"

the glow started to get brighter as a silhouette of the general from the 'energy screen' appeared behind him.

"..what in the name of everything cut sleeves?"

"yeah wha-....what did you just say?"

"...i said what i said"

The silhouette continued to sing as sizhui stared at it in surprise (calling them silo-name-)

"well damn silo-sizhui got the vocals"

"silo-sizhui?"

"well i mean yeah i cant just say sizhui when im talking about the silhouette sizhui"

"a-yi from that explanation all i got was even more questions"

Silo-sizhui: ~the seas be ours~

~Beyond the powers~

lan jingyi, jin ling and zizhen started to glow also having silhouettes of older versions of them wearing high ranking commanding officer armour

"damn that one hell of a glow up"

"wait those suits..... aren't those high ranking suits?"

"they do be looking good tho"

~Where we will, we'll roam~

jingyi's silhouettes suddenly started to sing in a deep smooth voice

"WOAHHHH!"

"so deep~"

"um excuse me miss you may drool over my duckling from afar but get even within six feet and i will mmph mmm hmmmpfh!" lwj stuffed his mouth with a stick of tanghulu accidentally choking him

"okay that was hot"

"please nuri i'm begging you take him away!"

"...nuri?"

"zzzzz"

"..."

"..."

"...BITCH-"

Silo-jingyi : ~Yo, ho, all hands~

all of a sudden sizhui,jin ling and zizhen's silhouette started to sing along to

Silo- junior quartet: ~Hoist the colours high~

"oh heavens they sound amazing~"

"i agree ~"

"HMMPFH!"

"shhh wei ying" lwj patted his head getting a glare in return

the other juniors started to form silhouettes to but the difference between them and the quartet was that they had commander armour whereas the other juniors had normal soldier armours

the other junior's older silhouette counterparts started to sing along with their corresponding commander

Silo-juniors: ~ Heave ho, thieves and beggars~

"oh-oh my~"

"okay i agree with a-niang i'm starting to feel really uncomfortable with this"

"HMPH MUU!"

~Never shall we die~

the silhouettes suddenly unstuck themselves from the juniors as they all lined up into four lines behind the commander of their sect

(yes i screenshot a whiteboard and wrote on it btw that shit is annoying to do on a laptop😩)

Silo-juniors: ~Yo, ho, haul together~

~Hoist the colours high~

~Heave ho, thieves and beggars~

~Never shall we die~

they suddenly started to slowly march to wwx and lwj direction

"why are they coming towards me?"

"shut up and you will find out also where the fuck did nuri go ?" jiang cheng asked as he finally notice a warmth is missing from his arms

"sleeping on my lap" jin ling spoke up

"poor thing looks like she wanted to cry so bad i wonder what happened?"

"same she said she was gonna explain afterwards so all we have to do is wait i guess"

wwx:wha-?

everyone turned their attention to him only just now realizing that they to have silhouettes behind them

both lan wangji and Wei Wuxian had silhouettes of beings of great beauty, both wearing clothes and accessories of great worth and detail, clothes of royalty,

"wow"

"so pretty"

"damn it not fair i look like a monkey who had plastic surgery to look like the weekend and they look like absolute gods!"

"zzzz-periodt!-zzzzz"

"..."

"...shufu that you?"

"pfft-"

"..wait who the hell is the weekend?"

".....idk i don't-"

"just roll with it"

both silhouettes were straight-faced as they stood in front of the tables ready to receive the approaching fleet

"straight-faced lan wangji? no problem straight-faced wei wuxian.....yeah no i'm scared for my life"

"same"

Silo-juniors: ~Yo, ho, haul together ~

they stood before the royal couple

~Hoist the colours high~

lane by lane they all the soldiers knelt down into a kowtow

"it's like a wave"

"yeah so pretty"

"its like falling dominos"

~Heave ho, thieves and beggars~

~Never shall we die~

The leading commanders finally all bowed down low in gratitude and respect

silo-empress wei: all rise

the fleet all stood up at attention at once

silo-Sizhui: first senior commander of Lan, Lan Sizhui greats empress Wei, emperor Lan

"wha-?"

silo-jingyi: second senior commander of Lan, Lan Jingyi greats empress Wei, emperor Lan

"um that's a long greeting"

silo-jin ling: first senior commander of Jin, Jin Ling greats empress Wei, emperor Lan

"do we have to listen to all of them?"

silo-zizhen: first commander of Ouyang, Ouyang Zizhen greats empress Wei, emperor Lan

empress Wei suddenly smiled softly

empress wei: boys don't stand on ceremony and how many times have i told you to not address us as empress and emperor we are not that old are we?

he tipped his head

"ah there's my adorable a-xian!"

"xichen-ge!"

silo-sizhui: a-niang you know it's mandatory

silo-jingyi : yeah and it has nothing to do with age

silo-jin ling: honestly daijiu i mean you guys are old but not that old

"ahah shade thrown!"

empress wei : aiyo! dearest nephew you wound me!

"Classic a-xian" xichen chuckled into his sleeve

"HMPH!" wwx huffed as he got up and sat next to Jin ling

He was still miffed at lwj for chocking him (not that he would admit that he liked it in front of everybody, his face is not that thick) but he feels a bit petty right now so he dlibrately ignored lwj who sent him a pleading look

jin ling stuck his tongue out

silo-jingyi: real mature of thee a-ling

"..thee?"

"It's like the language back then 'thee' mean 'you'"

"Of course sizhui would understand"

"Yup that's sizhui for you"

silo- jin ling: YOU SHUT THY TRAP!

"What does 'thy' mean?"

"Are you stupid? But it in context and figure it out!"

"Yeah it obviously means 'your' don't bother sizhui-dage for you bullshit!"

"...da-ge?"

the silhouettes suddenly disperseed into dust

MP: you see and now that i know that the reincarnations of your majesties and the commanding quartet are okay i shall leave

"Wait doesn't this have a bit of resemblance to our situation?"

"What do you mean?"

"Think about it, one moment we are all going about doing our business next moment we are here with a weird looking girl who showed us stuff about us" they looked at the sleeping nuri laying in jingyi's warm embrace

"...."

"There are still alot of differences"

"Let's just get this over with"

wwx: wait don't leave-

the man already left

wwx:...... lan zhan.....we were once royalty??

lwj:.....

Jiang cheng: .....yeah no i don't need the extra grey hairs excuse me for my sudden departure

"Hahaha sect leader jiang is done with thier bullshit"

"As he should "

Jiang cheng hurriedly unsheathed Sandu hopped on and zoomed out the hall with his disciples following suit

"So fast"

the screen goes black

( senior lan commanding uniform ) (pretend that the gusu clouds is on the armband)

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB16SISJpXXXXXuXVXXq6xXFXXX3/DOLLS-White-Military-Uniform-Cosplay-Costume.jpg

(senior jin commanding suit) ( pretend there is a jin symbol on an armband)

https://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/HTB181TrMVXXXXbxXXXXq6xXFXXX5.jpg

(senior Ouyang commanding suit) (pretend there is the Ouyang symbol on an armband) ( the one in the middle)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/76/5e/c5765e5afb8c8a6684d39661abd3e1c9.jpg

"Okay so since that is over.....who gonna wake nuri up?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"No need for that" a sudden voice spoke up from the front

Everyone turned thier head to see Nora standing thier with a smile

"NORA!"

"Hey everybody!"

"How have you been young master Nora?"

"I've been fine xichen thank you"

"Nora-gege, not that I'm not happy to see you but why are you here?"

"I had a feeling nuri would not be well so I came to continue on her behalf"

"Speaking of....do you know what wrong with her?"

".....has she told you guys how all of you are seen in our era?"

He got nods

"and has she told you guys about the different adaptions of you all" more nods

"Well one of her fav adaptions has officially finished but the outcome was not what she expected and it kinda bummed her out"

"What do you mean?"

"Well I won't say much since it is not my right to but has she been sticking to any of you lately?"

"Yes to me, a-cheng and a-ling, she was just recently passed on to jingyi since a-ling's legs got really numb" xichen

"Ah well all I can say is the one she stuck to are the ones who's counterparts to that adaption bummed her out the most"

"Are you sure you can't tell us"

"......I will say this one thing tho"

"???"

"...jiang Cheng seclusion was not something anyone thought would be in the same sentence as your name"

"...."

"...."

"Wh-what?"

"Jiu-jiu went into-what about me?"

"....he left"

"...."

"... JIU-JIU LEFT ME ALONE AFTER ALL WHAT HAPPENED!?" Jin ling stood up in disbelief

"Yeah"

"What!? Why I would never leave a-ling alone!"

"Well your person in that adaption did soooo nothing I can do about that"

"...what about the other adaptions?"

"I only know about four of them, the last adaption I don't keep tabs on and the other is fully fluff and no gore but in the other two xichen went into seclusion not you"

"...."

"Welp I've already said to much and I suggest you brace your self because the next segment is angst"

"Fucking great"

TO BE CONTINUED

the lovely @spicysweet_chocomint asked for a bunny picture last chapter so here you go hunny

now OBVIOUSLY the pic is not mine so yeah😃

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Heya my loves so this is officially the first chapter of the 'chapter bomb' enjoy!