before i start shout out BlakSalt the author to this amazing novel if you like great action/romance/jingyi being a goddamn mood/ wei ying getting the love he deserves but he still goes through some pain because if he does not then he is not weiying (as sad as that sound you KNOW i'm right) or anything that has to do with the mdzs fandom READ THIS  bruh i have read this entire novel three times over and i might just do it again so please go read it and the author's other novels thankssssss

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"so a-yi it seems you will officially be known as my brother hm?" a-yuan smiled at the boy causing him to choke on the jasmine tea he picked up for a-yuan and himself at the food table  

"sizzzzzhuuiiiiiii" he wined as a-yuan laughed lightly at his brother's  demise

"nope you either call me a-yuan or yuan-gege didi" he teased jingyi even more

"ughghghu" jingyi groaned as he hid his blushing face in his sleeves 

"hey look what we have here it's the lan brothers" jin ling said as he and zizhen sat besides the boys each holding two medium sized bags filled with multicoloured .....clouds?

"shut up young mistress!" jingyi retaliated

"don't call me that!" jin ling huffed "anyways here" he placed on of the bags in jingyi's laps and kept the other for himself

zizhen did the same for a-yuan

"what is this?" a-yuan asked as he eyed the bag

"weird huh? a-ling and i saw it was called 'cotton candy' apparently its sugar , spun like cotton so it dissolves fast" zizhen explained

"yeah we tried it and it's really good and sweet each colour is a different flavour two so we brought one for you guys" jin ling finished as he shoved a piece of blue cotton candy in his mouth

"oh? thanks young mistress" jingyi  smiled " what are the flavours?"

" um i think blue is blueberry, red is cherry, pink is strawberry and orange is...well orange" jin ling informed choosing to ignore the name he was called

"oh it really is good" a-yuan smiled

"HEY GUYS I'M BACK AND I GOT THE FANFICTIONS!" shouted nuri as she reappeared in front of the room

"okay so what we are gonna read now is one of my personal favs call 'The Rise Of The Divine Oracle," she said after giving everyone time to settle back on the couches "before we start any questions?"

lan xichen raised his hand

"yes zewu-jun?"

"young miss can you tell me what this is made from?" he said holding up the snack he was eating " i realized that everything else was labelled but this one was faded?"

"ah that's popcorn it's made from heated corn kernels, after they are popped into that fluffy white thing it is lightly salted you can even eat it while its covered in caramel"

"ah that's interesting and i must say it does indeed tastes good" lan xichen smile lightly 

"heheh okay any more questions?" she asked getting no response " okay  a-yuan can you distribute these please?" she held up a stack of papers

"sure" was a-yuan's response as he handed his cotton candy to a-ling and got up to give out the papers

"okay as he is doing that i will read to you the stories description " she started " What comes easy won't last long, and what lasts long won't come easy. Wei Wuxian has a destiny that has yet to reveal itself. Hardship was just the beginning, sacrifice is the price he must pay and love will be the light that guides his way to greatness."

".....that tells us nothing" Jiang cheng said blankly 

"aiya i know but it intrigues you doesn't it?" she said getting a nod from him

"well i will say this before we start i will be the one reading while you guys follow along, i will also be mimicking you guys voices to make it seem real okay?"

"yes"

"sure"

"she can do that?"

"cool!"

"ah since im not starting from the beginning I'm gonna have to explain how everything happened to this point"

"Why aren't we starting from the beginning?" a jin disciple asked

"well u see at the time i was putting the random picker together i was babysitting my little sister at the time, so i asked my sister to put in the fanfictions....the little gremlin put in all the fanfics as singular chapters and not as a whole, then right before my tablet died it choose this one" nuri explained with a pained sigh 

"anyways! in this story it starts from after everything that happened in the temple, then wei wuxian saved a dying magical tree that grants him the power to know who believes in him then he starts getting visions of things that will happen, he marries into the lans , lan qiren adores him he is was appointed 'the divine oracle' by the fates, uhhh how else do i dumb it down....ah magic snakes, more snakes in lanling jin, jins poisoned wei ying, BAMF wen ning " nuri smiled

"...."

"what?"

" *sigh* look i can't really explain it i will just answer your questions as we go along okay" she asked getting nods in return

"okay" she started

"the rise of the divine oracle chapter 41- red handed"

(please note that i will take the easy way out and use screenshots i only have half an hour before my ass is dragged to my physics lessons.....gosh i hate life)

"wait wait wait what's happening?" jin ling spoke up with confusion that all the others had

"yeah i don't really understand what's happening" wei ying added

"basically someone poisoned wei ying when he went to lanling jin and they are trying to find out who"

"it seems wangji and the others are almost done, that's good" lan xichen spoke up

"mn" wangji agreed

"please tell me i'm not the only one slightly terrified of this conversation " jingyi asked nervously getting nods in return

"Besides all that can i just say how adorable that scene sounded and hanguang-jun and the ghost general being over protective is to much for my poor little heart" zizhen said eixcitely receiving weird looks

"i know right just so cute" sect leader nie agreed as he decieded to sit near zizhen

"i like your view on things like this you mind if i seat here" he asked fanning his face gently

"no problem!" zizhen smiled widely 

"uhhh anyways" nuri started again

"who is bhao?" asked jin ling

"that's me" the lan disciple answered "but why am i mentioned"

"ah because you along with a few including lan jingyi and lan sizhui are wei wuxian's diciples"

"...they are what now?" Jiang cheng asked while  lan qiren spat out blood

"when the time comes you will know" nuri answered

"woah you really do sound sickly senior wei " jingyi said worriedly

" yeah, and no more senior wei  , you're my son, call me xian-gege or a-die if you prefer" wwx winked at him 

"no, xi-xian-gege is fine" jingyi  said softly while he blushed which caused his new brother parents and the juniors surrounding him to smile softly

"that's not good" a random disciple spoke up

"WAOH WEN NING IS FURIOUS!" the disciples shouted in excitement 

" whoever tried to hurt senior wei is in so much trouble"

"A-yuan to the rescue" wei ying cheered

"oh a-xian you are so sick you fell asleep almost immediately," zewu-jun  said worridly as he look at his currently unpoisoned brother-in-law

"ayio xichen-ge i'm fine no need to worry" wei ying soothed him gently

"he is right zewu-jun that brat can sleep anywhere anytime" he said with a tired sigh making wei ying and xichen chuckle

"...well that's one way to do it" wei ying giggled

"that was so....so" jingyi tried to find the right words

"badass" jin ling and zizhen finished for him as he nodded

"hear that a-ning the juniors think you are badass" wei ying teased the ghost general 

being that wen ning can't blushed the only way everyone knew he was flustered was how he would look to the side and wring in hands together to be honest it would be hella cute if he was not....dead

"holy shit" 

"note to self never get on the ghost general's bad side"

"wow a-ning this is the first time i have ever seen you so pissed off" wei ying said in genuine suprise"

"wait really?" jin ling asked getting a nod from his daiju

"awwwww" zizhen and nie huasang squealed scaring everyone

"did you see how he curled around senior wei" zizhen said as he repeatedly hit the sect leader on his arm

"i know right he is like and over grown kitten around his master" nie huasang said as he also repeatedly hit zizhens arm like a pair of gossiping high school girls

"....are they okay?"

"....MOVING ON" nuri sighed

"Jin sect leader Ziyang?...soul bond?" jin ling spoke up very confused

" *sigh* all questions will be answered afterwards we are all most done anyway"  nuri sighed

(no more pictures can be placed so imma stop here)

"Actually, since we are almost done why don't we take a little break so that i can go get a drink? my throat is dry" nuri suggested

"yeah sure thing" wei wuxain answered as everybody got up and moved around

"hey A-yuan , A-yi lan zhan and i wanna talk to the two of you privately for a bit" wei ying gestured to the two of them from where he and lan wangji stood

"okay" a-yuan answered as he and jingyi left their friends sides to followed their pearnts

"....ugh my tablet just wont charge huh 2% my ass" nuri glared at her tablet as if it offened her

TBC