Sakura: Ooooh. Festive!

Sasuke: *Sigh* What the hell.

Naruto: EH?

Neji: Why is this a ship?

Sakura: Because they're both dark.

Tenten: And hot.

Neji: Tenten....

Sakura: Facts though.

Naruto: What? Since when is Gaara hot? 

Naruto: I mean he's super cool and amazing and smart and powerful-

Sakura: Naruto just admit you're a little gay for Gaara 

Naruto: I am not!

Neji: I thought Naruto liked Sasuke. Is that incorrect?

Tenten: Neji!

Sasuke: *slightly red in the face* Uhhhh what?

Naruto: DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF TEME THAT'S FALSE.

Sakura: Anyway, ratings here?

Sasuke: 0/10

Neji: 2/10

Tenten: 8/10

Sakura: 6/10

Naruto: 0/10

Tenten: I think Naruto's just jealous because both his husbands are being shipped together. 

Naruto: Shut up.