Sakura: Great! Another 30 year old man!

Ino: At least this one's not like, evil... or whatever. 

Sai: I don't understand this one, but it seems nice. 

Sasuke: People are just salty that Naruto and Sakura are never going to get together so they ship her with the closest alternative. 

Naruto: HEY! Who said Sakura and I aren't getting together. 

Sakura: ...

Sakura: Me. 

Sasuke: Me.

Sai: Me. 

Sakura: Um, Sai?

Sai: Oh. I just thought we were agreeing to stuff. 

Naruto: Ouch guys. 

Ino: lol.

Sakura: Ok. So in summary, this ship would be alright if the age gap wasn't fuckin..... illegal or whatever. 

Ino: Agreed. 

Sai: I think it's a wonderful pairing. 

Naruto: I think it's nasty either way. 

Sasuke: I agree with Naruto.......weirdly enough.

Ino: 4/10.

Sakura: 2/10.

Sai: 7/10.

Sasuke: 1/10.

Naruto: 0/10.