Sakura: AHAHAHAHA PEDOPHILE

Sai: Aw, how quaint. 

Naruto: EW WHY THE HELL DOES THIS EXIST.

Sasuke: Well, people do like shipping brothers after all, and you two are much like brothers. 

Naruto: Damn..... now I feel shit. 

Naruto: BUT IT'S STILL NASTY GODDAMIT. 

Sai: How come?

Naruto: It.......it just is okay?

Sakura: I think he's secretly into it. 

Naruto: NO I'M NOT. 

Naruto: Wait a second. 

Naruto: Is that a Hokage cloak????!!!!!!

Sasuke: Okay moving on now. 

Sasuke: 2/10. 

Sakura: 6/10. Love it, except the age gap. 

Sai: 8/10. 

Naruto: 0/10.