Ino: I SOO KNEW IT

Shikamaru: Dammit. I'm in one of these? What a drag.

Sakura: Well this makes sense to me. They do hang out together like, a lot.

Choji: So? So do you and Ino...

Sakura: ...

Sakura: Damn okay

Sai: I think they make a great couple.

Shikamaru: I guess I'd rather it be Choji than some troublesome female

Ino: So.... you are gay then?

Shikamaru: I don't recall saying that

Choji: Hey Shikamaru. In 20 years, if neither of us are married, pact?

Shikamaru: Uh.... Sorry man I'm going to have to decline that offer. 

Sakura: Damn that's tough buddy. 

Ino: Would you make it with me Shika?

Shikamaru: God no that's even worse. 

Sai: Hmm. I think it's rating time.

Sakura: 7/10

Ino: 10/10!

Sai: 8/10

Shikamaru: 1/10

Choji: 4/10