Eommayass invited Taebyboy, Babygotass

Eommayass: Tae that's the guy I was telling you about. Park Jimin, my best friend.

Taebyboy: hello, you're in my town?

Babygotass: I guess, what do you look like? I know everyone here since I grew up here. I had to have seen you once hehe

Taebyboy:

Babygotass: WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE JESUS?!

Babygotass: AND I HAVE SEEN YOU BEFORE YOU WERE THE GUY WHO WAS STARING AT HIS KETCHUP AND ASKED FOR MINE AT THE COFFEE SHOP!!

Babygotass: You look less scary now, kinda cute.

Taebyboy: oh? Sorry about that, I was going through something...but I'm fine now.

Eommayass: I already told him about our appa

Taebyboy: oh, well now you know why I was like that. I was just not too happy about my appa being so cruel...and when my Eomma found out about Jin hyung's Eomma, she wasn't very nice and tried to kill my appa and me. Jin hyung's Eomma let me live with her but it's awkward...because I was born she was put through so much...

Eommayass: it's not your fault tae, my Eomma loves you no matter what! It's your Eomma too now remember?

Taebyboy: yeah, I know. She's so good to me

While they talked I got a text from Jungkook.

Ireumeunjungkook: I'm sorry

Ireumeunjungkook: what I said was pretty rude, I didn't realise it.

Babygotass: you suck big time

I deleted his messages and went back to the group, Jin and Taehyung talked a while and were finally looking for me. I skimmed through but didn't really want to read it.

Babygotass: yeah I'm here, the asshole just texted me.

Taebyboy: your boyfriend?

Babygotass: Hell yeah he's my fucking|

Babygotass: Hell yeah|

Babygotass: No|

Babygotass: FUCK NO HE ISNT MY BOYFRIEND I HATE HIM SO MUCH IM GONNA BLOCK HIM!!

Eommayass: Jungkook is the name, he blew Jimin off and didn't even apologize! I'll kill him for hurting my child!

Taebyboy: wow, he blew you off?

Babygotass: hell yeah he did! Because he had a date! He never even told me he was dating someone!

Babygotass: I tell him never to talk to me again and he texts me like nothing happened! Like WTF do I look like?!

Taebyboy: dude we should totally go see a movie or something so we could get to know eachother better and you know, calm thyself.

Babygotass: a movie?

Jungkook ran through my mind for a quick second and I almost growled.

Babygotass: sure it's a date :)

Jungkook texted me again

Ireumeunjungkook: how?

Babygotass: huh?

Babygotass ass: How what?

Ireumeunjungkook: How do I suck?

Babygotass: Big time.

Ireumeunjungkook: what can I do for you to forgive me.

Babygotass: Go eat Yoongi's ass

Ireumeunjungkook: Yours tastes better

Babygotass: oh so you've tasted his ass before? Nice, I'm going on a date so kindly fuck off.

I texted Taehyung personally and asked him when he wanted to meet up at the cinema. He said he was already there. "Well damn."

Before getting ready I turned off Jungkook's notifications and sighed.