"Jungkookie!" I ran up to the boy and jumped on him, wrapping my legs around his torso. He ended up falling in his butt and I laughed at him.
"Why!"
"Because I looove you." I smiled. He had a look of disgust and pushed me off.
"We're here at the coffee shop doing...what?"
"Getting to know eachother, duh." We took a seat and I admired his face. I know a friend that would love his face.
"So um...I'm Jungkook."
"I know that babe, what's your favorite sex position?" He choked on air and stared at me, I think with disbelief.
"Oh my god please end me lord!" He whined to the sky.
"I'm kidding, we could figure that out later." He looked relieved for a few seconds.
"Wait, I-"
"Let's play a game! Ever heard of 20 questions?"
...
Babygotass: You asshole! You can't just leave me by myself!
JeonExtraKook: I don't talk to people who puts pineapple on pizza!
Babygotass: I didn't say anything when you said you poured the milk before the cereal you freak!
JeonExtraKook: At least I don't bite my ice cream! At least I know to dip my fries instead of drowning them in ketchup! At least I don't run my fingers through my hair every 10 seconds! I counted and the whole time we were talking you did it 38 times!
Babygotass: Stop attacking me I'm very sensitive
JeonExtraKook: Ugh
Babygotass: Don't be mean
JeonExtraKook: Don't be a bitch
Babygotass: Love meh
JeonExtraKook: I don't love you.
Babygotass: Me heart, my poor broken heart.
Babygotass: My heart was broken into peices because of one simple word
Babygotass: I shall take my own life because my heart is too sore
JeonExtraKook: Okay I'm sorry, please I love you!
Babygotass: :)
JeonExtraKook: I hate you
Babygotass: Nope, you LOVE me
JeonExtraKook: Whatever floats your boat
Babygotass: Boats are in the water
JeonExtraKook: Then why are you still here?
Babygotass:
JeonExtraKook: okay that was a bit rude, I apologize.
Babygotass: Can I see you, so I could know you're actually sorry?
JeonExtraKook: How does tha|
JeonExtraKook:Alright hold on.
JeonExtraKook:
Babygotass: Daddy😩💦
JeonExtraKook: I thought I was baby girl and you were daddy?
Babygotass: YOU'RE DADDY AF LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE MY BABIES
JeonExtraKook: I think it's time to say goodbye...night Babygirl
Babygotass:
Babygotass: #triggeredmochi
I'm in a good mood so I decided to update hah