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"Jungkookie!" I ran up to the boy and jumped on him, wrapping my legs around his torso. He ended up falling in his butt and I laughed at him.


"Why!"


"Because I looove you." I smiled. He had a look of disgust and pushed me off.


"We're here at the coffee shop doing...what?"


"Getting to know eachother, duh." We took a seat and I admired his face. I know a friend that would love his face.


"So um...I'm Jungkook."


"I know that babe, what's your favorite sex position?" He choked on air and stared at me, I think with disbelief.


"Oh my god please end me lord!" He whined to the sky.


"I'm kidding, we could figure that out later." He looked relieved for a few seconds.


"Wait, I-"


"Let's play a game! Ever heard of 20 questions?"


...


Babygotass: You asshole! You can't just leave me by myself!


JeonExtraKook: I don't talk to people who puts pineapple on pizza!


Babygotass: I didn't say anything when you said you poured the milk before the cereal you freak!


JeonExtraKook: At least I don't bite my ice cream! At least I know to dip my fries instead of drowning them in ketchup! At least I don't run my fingers through my hair every 10 seconds! I counted and the whole time we were talking you did it 38 times!


Babygotass: Stop attacking me I'm very sensitive


JeonExtraKook: Ugh


Babygotass: Don't be mean


JeonExtraKook: Don't be a bitch


Babygotass: Love meh


JeonExtraKook: I don't love you.


Babygotass: Me heart, my poor broken heart.


Babygotass: My heart was broken into peices because of one simple word


Babygotass: I shall take my own life because my heart is too sore


JeonExtraKook: Okay I'm sorry, please I love you!


Babygotass: :)


JeonExtraKook: I hate you


Babygotass: Nope, you LOVE me


JeonExtraKook: Whatever floats your boat


Babygotass: Boats are in the water


JeonExtraKook: Then why are you still here?


Babygotass:




JeonExtraKook: okay that was a bit rude, I apologize.


Babygotass: Can I see you, so I could know you're actually sorry?


JeonExtraKook: How does tha|
JeonExtraKook:Alright hold on.


JeonExtraKook:



Babygotass: Daddy😩💦


JeonExtraKook: I thought I was baby girl and you were daddy?


Babygotass: YOU'RE DADDY AF LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE MY BABIES


JeonExtraKook: I think it's time to say goodbye...night Babygirl


Babygotass:




Babygotass: #triggeredmochi


I'm in a good mood so I decided to update hah

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