Jazmyn

I got a text "Who is it?" I was about to grab my phone but he quickly took it "Paranoid much damn" he flipped me off, I grabbed his

"Fine you snoop through mine and I'll snoop yours" he didn't mind, he better not I looked through his messages, social media, google searches, deleted searches, phone numbers, and so on

After I finished being a detective I downloaded some games "It's Monse" I scooted closer "What did she say?"

"She wants to meet up later today" I grabbed my phone and texted her back "I gotta get back home, there's a little party"

He grabbed his phone "Alright I have to go get some things ready" I looked at him confused "For what?" he raised his eyebrow "stupid shit"

I smiled "Give me a ride?" I straddled him "You really gotta leave right now?" I gave him a peck "Why, what do you have something in mind?" he pulled my panties aside "Your turn to do all the work"

2 hours later

"Hit me up if anything gets fucked up for real this time" I gave him a long passionate kiss "I have you on speed dial"

I opened the door and he smacked my ass while I got out of the car "See you later babe" I blew him a kiss and he left

I walked into the house seeing Ruby hold a gold sparkly Happy birthday sign "This is not okay" my mom got up with scissors,

and cut the daypart she sat back down "How 'bout now?" Ruby looked so offended "Hey losers I'm home"

Mom ~ Great another one to bust my balls

J ~ So everyone be moody today huh?

Mom ~ He started it

R ~ I- I started it?

J ~ Well fuck me for being in a good ass mood

R ~ Not even worth it but let's pivot away from the terrible ambiance and focus on the food what's your plan? you gonna do a full buffet? or uh passed apps? or like a ladies' tea?

Mom ~ Cake

R ~ With petit fours?

Mom ~ No, just cake

J ~ Why would-

R ~ Ma, no, NO you're missing the point of the SHOWER

J ~ Ohh so it's a shower, I completely forgot about her

R ~ Amber, whether you like her or not, is bringing a new life into this family a life that is sacred and starts a new chapter of hope and wonder and after all, we've been through I think we can agree that a baby is a miracle and should be celebrated

J ~ I meannn he has a point, if I'm being nice you have to also ma

Mom ~ And all of those beautiful feelings will be conveyed with cake

J ~ Moms on something...

R ~ She needs to be on something

Mom ~ Jazmyn, Ruby I conspired with the doctor and I ordered a gender reveal dessert

Mario ~ A WHAT? MA WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE GENDER WE WANNA BE SURPRISED

Mom ~ And you will be when you cut it

J ~ Next time don't scream in my fucking ear... I mean ear

R ~ The bigger issue is why are we deciding the baby's gender? the baby should be deciding for itself

J ~ I take it back I need to be on something to understand this family

R ~ We need to wait for the baby to tell us how he, she, or they identify which is why we can't use any colored decorations, everything needs to be neutral

Mom ~ Neutral? Beige?

R ~ YES, I was thinking gray but beige is better, way less gendered

Mom ~ No color? who are we? Beige? BEIGE IS NOT OUR FRIEND beige brings out the yellow of our skin

J ~ Aaaannd she's reached her end of a mental breakthrough

Mom ~ Oh no, that's it uh-uh I quit, I am done, I officially do not identify as the party planner

R ~ Well I do thanks, mom, I will be taking the baton

Mario ~ NO, no uh-uh Mom Ruby can't take over, remember the twins' christening?

J ~ They almost drowned and then got lost

Mario ~ Dad's 40th?

J ~ Ohhhh I still have a picture of it!!!

R ~ The Santo's, party? I turned that shit right around yeah stuff... shit

Mario ~ Yeah bitch and you ended the truce

R ~ Trust me everything's gonna be fine, in fact, you'll thank me when you see the diaper wreath

"I'm going to my room and take a nap, wake me up when everything's done byeeeee" I walked to my room

"Jazmyn" I closed the door "NO" I locked my door and laid down, I'll shower later when I wake up, too lazy

6 hours later

"JAZMYN, JAZMYN, JAZMYN, JAZMYN" I woke up quickly grumpy and opened the door "WHAT?" my mom frowned

"The party's been started come on it's time for the adults to go on the bounce house" her mouth was blue

"Are you drunk?" she nodded " HURRY UP COME ON" she left running and I saw people staring at me "I'll be back"

I rushed to the bathroom to shower and got ready as fast as I can, so it's a boy... my drunk ass mom ate the gender cake...

I walked out "I'm so sorry I kicked you I forget how flexible I am" Mario had bloody Jamal and my mom behind them feeling bad

"OKAY, PARTY'S OVER, EVERYBODY OUT" I looked at them confused "Whoa wait what's happening?"

Monse came running in "Amber's having the baby" My heart dropped "What the fuck" Mario threw Jamal onto Cesar

"BABE I'M COMING" Mario ran out "I just woke up" I walked was about to leave but the little gang started fighting

"AN AMBULANCE IS ON ITS WAY THE BABY IS COMING NOW EVERYONE NEEDS TO PRAY" Oh lord I sighed

and followed her into the room "I CAN'T DO THIS" I got scared "You got this, mama just smell the flowers, blow out the candles"

Jasmine lifted her dress and I almost fainted "OH HELL NO" she looked at me "TEQUILA, TEQUILA, ABUELITA"

Amber grabbed it but Jasmine took it from her and chugged it "I know we're still getting to know each other, but we're going to make this work"

I am mortified "I'm gonna be here to take care of you and the baby" she nervously laughed "Me too" my mom sat next to them,

"ME THREE, you're part of our family now" she started breathing weirdly "Why are your teeth blue?" Mario got excited "I'M GONNA BE A FATHER" they were laughing

"Can we cut the chitchat, people?" they shut up "We got a log coming down the chute" I know I shouldn't have but I did "Am I pooping? AM I POOPING?"

I felt so disgusted I threw up "Jazmyn there's no time for that" It's soo disgusting, I finally stopped when I heard a pop noise

Baby cries filled the room "Can I see him? What does he look like?" I cleaned myself and looked at the baby "YES"

I looked at my mom, my grandma left "Oh... my... god..." her smile faded "What?" Jasmine gave her the baby

her face dropped "Oh hellllllll no Mario call this bitch a cab I'm out" I walked out and sat on the sofa soonly enough she walked out changed with her baby "Jaz-" I pointed to the door "Get the fuck out"

she left and everyone gathered around "Cake?" I grabbed the plate and started eating it, needed something to take the nasty away

"I'm not gonna lie, this cake is good" I nodded "It just should've been chocolate" I almost spit out my cake

everyone started laughing "Too soon man" my grandma laughed harder and I stared at her weirdly but it was funny

"Mario I want you to know that if that beautiful baby was yours I would've loved it but WOO thank God you're not gonna be a daddy just yet"

I nodded "AMEN TO THAT" they looked at me and I shrugged "You dodged a bullet" Jamal nodded "We all did"

"That girl really didn't know and that was a big ass bun fully risen Okay" fucken Jasmine "The truth always comes out"

I ate another big piece "Amen" I looked at Jasmine "You, my new homegirl now" She smiled "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY"

I giggled as someone knocked on the door, my mom got up to open it "What was your baby mama name again, well your fake baby mama?"

Ruby widen his eyes with his index finger up "Amber, that's a black name" I laughed "Hey that's too soon are you kidding me?"

I couldn't breathe "It's not soon enough for you" Jamal shook his head "Your ass should be at school" I officially died that night

The next day

I heard my mom and Ruby arguing and then my mom told my dad about the argument, they went to his room

But of course, my mom talked for my dad the entire time until he kicked her out "Wow nice talk mom, I'm leaving"

She stopped me "Where are you going?" I groaned "With my boyfriend" she quickly stood in front of me

"RUBEN" I sighed as my dad came out "What? what happened?" I sat down "She wants to go with her boyfriend"

my dad stood there confused "Her boyfriend is the reason Ruby is like this" I rolled my eyes and walked past her

"Mom I stayed for the party but I have my own house now remember? okay I'm leaving now" before she can argue back I walked out

I walked all the way to his house without a problem "RIO" he turned around and smiled "Hey, ma" I hugged him

"So where's Oscar?" we pulled away "He's out, he'll be back shortly tho" I nodded "Alright, hey boys and ladies"

I hugged them all and sat on one of the girl's laps "Damn baby you've been working on that ass huh? I love it"

I blush "Damn right and for you mi amorcito" she smirked seductively "KISS KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS"

we made out for a while as she slapped my ass and I pulled away giggling "Ditch Spooky mami and stay with me"

Wow, she's serious "You cheating on me now?" I turned my attention towards him "Babyyyy" I got up and ran towards him

"Get your ass in the house" everyone oohed me and I rolled my eyes, I stole his joint and ran inside "Jazmyn"

I laughed I ran into his room and lit it up I rolled my eyes back once I inhaled "I'm so in love, I swear I can't get enough of you"

I saw him walk in defensively "What's your problem?" he knitted his eyebrows together "If you ever let another girl touch you like that when I'm not-"

"What are you gonna do?" I blew the smoke out before I raised my tongue to my top lip "And don't be cringy sayin how you gone do me and how Ima scream yo name"

He chuckled "Nah, none of that, no weed for you for 6 months" when I tell you I gasped and all my air left my body

"HOW DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" he shrugged and took the joint out of my hand "OKAY FINE I WON'T I PROMISE"

he left the room "OSCAR" I ran after him, and he walked outside and sat on the couch "What the fuck?"

he ignored me I groaned and rolled my eyes "Alright I'm going home and I'm gonna hit up my old homie"

I knew that would get him talking since he obviously has a problem with Latrelle I wasn't going to but it's only a joke...

the Santos all looked at me surprised and laughed "Aye, spooky better get your shit straight before your hyna leaves your sorry ass"

I smiled "Thanks Sad eyes" I started walking "JAZ" I turned around "Come here" I happily and seductively walked back

"Yes?" he patted his lap, I straddled him "You don't deserve her homie" we looked at la flaka "Fuck you bitch"

I giggled "Be nice, dick" he looked at me and smiled "Here take a hit" he gave it to me and I quickly grabbed it

"My little stoner baby" I got closer to his face and kissed him letting the smoke go into his mouth as well

we pulled away and blew out the smoke "My man" I hugged him and actually fell asleep, I don't know how long I was out,

but I woke up in his room alone "Damn" I got up and heard screaming I ran outside "CESAR" I pushed Oscar away

"What's wrong with you?" he kept that mad doggin face "Go inside" I shook my head "No, what's going on?"

Cesar hugged me "Jazmyn please I just want to come home" my heart broke into little pieces "I don't know what to do"

he let me go and hugged Oscar, even though he had a hard time doing the same "Hey, hey" they slightly pulled away,

and bumped heads "I love you mano" I smiled "But you're done" my smile quickly faded as Cesar looked disappointed

"Happy Birthday" I looked at Oscar disgusted "Cesar you can live with me, there's no problem" I grabbed him and pulled him away

"Wait I have to try one more time please" I nodded "Alright if it doesn't work catch up with me alright?"

he nodded and I kissed his forehead "Jazmyn" I ignored him and kept walking, it was dark ass fuck out here

I kept my phone close in case of anything suddenly I felt someone behind me pull my hair I quickly turned around,

with every ounce of strength that I had, I tackled him to the floor, I started to go off on him punching him over and over in the face

I leaned a bit and wrapped my leg around his left arm, he got on his knees turning to face my... well my coochie

I turned his arm towards my left side, now wrapping my leg around his neck, I let his arm go and elbowed his face

"She's a fighter, I want her first" Someone pulled me away and put a rag on my face I struggled until I felt weak and sleepy...