Well, I don't remember much if my previous chap, so... Yeah. And I'm a bit late because copying back (typing back) all the words in the ff is so hard... TvT

The ff title:A Drunk legend

Anyway, enjoy~💖
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It was just a peaceful started of a new day. Well, not THAT peaceful.
Judging with how loud that 1 room is, that full of people while the mcs are sleeping in their own rooms.

But despite the thick wall and soundproof, Cale with his sharp senses, he woke up to a loud thud near his door.

He yawn and chose to ignore it instead. Meanwhile....

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(Court ((judging room)))

"I, Focalors and the God of Justices, hereby declare, that Choi Jung Gun of the Choi family will be beaten by this group of mortals!"
(there is a small crossover of genshin here. The Seven are the most ancient gods >v<)

"Excuse me-?"

CJG was dumbfounded until now, cause, he was unexpectedly brought here without any clue of what's going on, and only became more confused when Thanatos told him that he will need to be prepared for a beating.

And the he was dragged to the big hall for fighting.... Let's just call it an arena.

Adam couldn't be so careless and just let it happen, not knowing Lena would went to the Arena too and beat up CJG for fun.

She also have been having beef with the Blood Demon of the Blood cult...

(the center of the Hunters called Blood Demon right?)

***
"Adam-Nim, please drink this tea my son prepare for you."

"Oh uh, t-thank you..."

This is the first time Adam stutter in a while. He also nervously accepted the tea from Ron and slowly take a sip, before flinching and clear his throat.

'Damn it, just how much sugar did they put in it?!'

As he hold the dislike in, Ron watch his reaction in amusement and smile more benignly.

'Maybe should've added more sugar to get a more obvious reaction...'
He then glance at On who's sitting beside his feet in her cat form.

On snicker and took out a glass container that contain a lot of candies and gave it to Adam.

"Please accept my gift Nya~!"

"Ah, thank you my dear On...."

He cry internally as he reluctantly accept the candies and shoving them in his mouth since On is looking at him with sparkling eyes.
'What did I do to deserve this.... But it's the first gift I receive from my niece...'

(he already consider On as his niece 😂)

Let us all pray for him....

****
"Alright, you mortals have prepared for this very, funny, wholesome and also rare video?"

....

"no?"

....
"We-"

"Let's start!"

And just like that, Prince Pen was ignored.

["Have a drink child!" a woman's gentle voice persuade Cale.

"Sure." He didn't hide his annoyance to the goddess who handed him an elegant glass with golden design around it. He hesitated a while when he look at the black liquid inside the glass.]

"Holy fu- a goddess offer him a drink?!"

"Bud, calm down-"

"But look at that Glenn! A literal goddess give him a drink! I want one too-!"

'I'm getting tired of this idiot friend of mine-'

Glenn sigh in resignation and out a tape all over Bud's face. Bud can't even breath because of the tape, and slowly dying out of suffocation...

(JK. Glenn only tape his mouth ><)

Everyone just ignore the goddess part and focus on the black liquid more. It looks very ominous and gave them an uneasy feeling.... Their heart and mentality isn't as strong currently.

[The goddess saw his hesitation, she laughed and patted his back. "Don't worry child, it just taste like liquor in your world. It might be stronger than anything you have before but it's like normal liquor.]

....

"I want to taste it-"

"Cage, no."

"Cage, yes!"

"No!"

Taylor kept reminding Cage that it might be dangerous, but Cage was stubborn and request for that liquor from Thanatos. Cage* was cheering for her counterpart, but also because she wanted to taste it too.

The GoD watch this and sigh, he can't help but give his dear 'daughters' the liquor they want...

(don't worry, they would drink it after the vid)

[Cale sighed before taking a sip from the glass. The black liquid painted his tounge to his throat bitterness, but moments later a sweet taste blended up making him smile in satisfaction.

It burns his throat, showing how strong the liquor is.]

...
"Cage...."

"*wipe her drool* Seeing him drink make me more impatient. I need to drink it now!"

"Nope-"

Taylor swiftly snatch the bottle of liquor from Cage's hand and keep it by his side, not letting both Cage have any chance to snatch it back.

They sigh in defeat and obediently sit down and continue reaction, with a pout atleast...

Meanwhile, some of the citizens of Stan Territory-:

'Miss Cage, please listen to your future husband. We wants you to be healthy all the time..'

(TaylorXCage syndrome... 😔 BTW, does CaLor sounds nice to you? It's their ship name I created OvO)

["How was it?" he look at the goddess who he didn't even know who.

Finally, after days of stepping in the heavenly realm he smiled for the first time.]

"How the hell did he got to the heave- you know, forget me asking."

"anything is possible for him."

Alberu and Sui Khan sigh in relief. Atleast this dense bastard didn't go somewhere else dangerous.
They're sure the gods will atleast took care of their dongsaeng....

If not, they're dead.

Lenora and Thanatos gulp in nervousness sensing the ominous aura from those two.

["Perfect, may I know this beautiful maiden's name?" He asked.

The goddess chuckled, "We don't introduce in our birth names here child, we introduce in titles."]

Why so secretive? He's the only one there anyway.

Everyone thought and roll their eyes, before stopping and become ashame of their self.

'Of course.... The gods could predict this might happened and so they try to be as secretive as possible.'

Honestly, Since Lena could read their thoughts, she have been shaking a lot while holding her laughter. But then she end up cough out loud because Adam gave a surprise smack on her back.
They end up fighting again for the nth time.

[She gently raise her other hand that is not holding a glass. "Welcome to heavenly realm Cale Henituse, the Goddess of Liquor and Beverage greets you."]

"She's my favourite goddess."
"me too."
"Me three"
"count me in!"

The four alcoholics said while wiping away their drool while looking at the bottle of liquor in Taylor's hand, which only make Taylor nervously move away from them.

They look crazy for alcohols....

Krs and Cale* wanted to taste it too, but right when they was about to speak, they immediately shut up because of the stern look they receive from their families.

They know they have drank too much before and in the past... But atleast let them taste it, just a bit...

Both of them turn and look at Cale pleadingly, even clasping their hands with puppy eyes.

"Please~... Just a bit- tiny bit..."

"...."

With a shining smile Cale say,

"No."

They end up crying in the corner with the GoD.

[He smiled and accept her hands. "It's nice to meet you, madam."

{cut}

Cale smiled at thinking that his night will be spent drinking with tasty alcohols.

-]

Krs and Cale* turn and look at Cale with a deadpan look, while pointing at the screen.

"What's that? You seem to be enjoying yourself."
"You were able to drink a lot but won't even let us have a taste?"

Cale scoff and look at the oh-so-interesting floor. This must be the future, or would soon happen, so it's still not his fault. Yet.

Both the old assasin butlers sigh at their stubborn young masters.
Beacrox* appear behind the two mcs and tapped their shoulders, causing both of them to jump in shock.

"Young master Kim, Young Master Thames, you can only taste that liquor but with one condition."

"W-what is it?" Cale* asked nervously and become more uneasy seeing Beacrox* smile, a smile he never seen and never he would wanna see it.

"......

Ate a bowl of salad I prepared specifically for you two."

Oh- they sigh in relief, atleast it's just a salad.... They regret thinking that once Beacrox* brought the bowls and put it in their laps.

...

"What the f-"
"Shh."

They gulp and shout in their head upon seeing the size of the bowl, which is for five people serving.-:

'What in the f*cking world is this-'

They want to cry, but they wanted to taste that alcohol more.... And so, they do a sacrifice and eat it, by shoving a spoonful inside their mouth as they wanted to drink quick-

Atleast the others agree with Beacrox*'s way.... But they will surely put lemon next time so they won't drink much after this. Be a life lesson people.

["That is all you're gonna do." The god of death massage the bridge of his nose after he take off his eye glasses.]

°°°
"Why he's kinda-"

"Kinda what?"

"Please continue sir."

Cage couldn't believe her eyes and ears. Is she seeing it properly? The GoD, the annoying god, somehow look-

(continue it yourself 😂)

Thanatos got embarassed but fake cough as he tried to hide his flustered, but he end up crying in embarassment because Ares kept teasing him about it. (might as well make the GoD look after this)

["Are you sure that's the right way?" Choi Han sended the god his best death glares. He just stopping himself from fighting the god because Cale Henituse told him to behave.]

"Such a cute puppy you are."

"Oh I am."

Ron clicked his tounge in annoyance that Choi Han take that as a compliment instead of an insult.
Don't worry, Beacrox will be the one who comment next time.

["Child, trust me" He hummed.

"There's nothing in you that I can trust." Choi Han look at the god with disgust.]

"Tell him Choi Han hahaha!"

Cage rejoice but need to sit down because Taylor pull her back down to her seat-
Not that until Cage* purposely push Cage and make her sat on Taylor's lap-

But the Stan residents cheering inside because they thought the two 'lovebirds' will be closer with how both of them look embarassed right now-

Some chuckle and giggle softly at such a wholesome moment before focusing back on the screen.

[The god of death just chuckled. "Then trust your Cale-nim, and I will not bring both of you here in heavenly realm just to deceive the two of you." He clicked his tounge.]

"I can assure you that Thanatos can be trusted."

"Thank you"

Ares patted Thanatos's back who sigh as if he have only been trusted for the first time in his life.

Cage* just scoffed but chose to trusted the annoying god just this once. ONCE only.

['bringing the two of you does a lot of work!' he almost rolled his eyes when he remember the paper works and reports.]

'I feel like the god of death and me have some kind of similarities... Must be because we both have a lot of works to do...'

The royalties and those who have a lot of works and papers to do now see the GoD in a different light. Which make Thanatos's a bit happier. He finally have some people to understand him. TvT

[Choi Han 'tsk'. "If it's not for Cale-nim's recovery I already slashed your neck. You're such an eyesore and you're always making him angry." he said without any ounce of respect.]

Cale look at Choi Han with a raised eyebrow while Choi Han smile sheepishly. Well, he never knew Choi Han would even act like that toward a god. He thought he was the only one.

Meanwhile, Thanatos burst in tears. Can't help but felt his heart break with how much it seem a lot hate hkm. Ares and Adam try to console him, but also end up bursting in tears because, ya know, the kind of feeling you got when you saw your friend/father cry-

(Adam saw Thanatos as his father because Thanatos took care of him ever since Marina brought him to the heavenly realm-)

["Whatever, you're too loyal." The god of death push his white hair back and stand up from his chair.]

.....

"He's kinda-"
"Bud, shut up."

["Tomorrow, both of you can go back to your world, Cale is already fully healed. So enjoy your last night here."

Choi Han sighed in relief. He have been anticipating to go back. "Good." He stand up and immediately went out without even caring to close the door back.

"Can I receive a thank you?" He heard the god shouted.

"No!" He answered.]

"Damn, sassy Choi Han"

Cage give a thumbs up at Choi Han who look embarassed of her compliment.

Toonka* turn and look at Harol*.

"What's sassy-"
"You can know tha later Toonka. Let's react first."

Toonka* just listen to Harol*and continue to react, not knowing that Harol* was actually finding a way tk not let Toonka* know about it. Since he might use it a lot in fights to provoke someone after this...

[The god of death just laughed while looking at the back of the man who he have been looking after for years. He's kinda happy that he's totally different but also the same as the past Choi Han.]

.....

Choi Han, Tboah!Choi Han and Choi Jung Soo turn and look at Thanatos in suspicioun, making the god to awkwardly look away. Staring at the ceiling while pretending to be interested.
Not until he turn his head so fast that his neck almost snap because he hear something unbelievable.

"Thank you...."

Did they just thank him? For looking after them? Thanatos's eyes are bawling and he end up crying again, in happiness of course. Adam had to calm him down again.... Luckily, his brother, Reynold, appear and help.

[-

Choi Han is smiling widely, he can finally show his delight of the news he have heard from the god of death.

He's too pissed of the god to even smile when he's happy minutes ago.

He hurriedly opened the door of Cale's bed chamber.

"Cale-nim!" His eyebrow went up when he didn't saw any Cale Henituse rolling in the bed or sitting in the chair by the window holding a book.]

"You seem to know him so well Choi Han."
"We could already expect and predict what he might do and what he might be doing judging with how he prefer indoors activity and do almost the same thing all the time."

Rosalyn somehow felt proud with almost how accurate Lock explain-

Cale sigh and awkwardly look away again. This is the nth time he's staring at the wall and ceiling, which make others more worried if he's sleepy or something-

[" Cale-nim?" he searched just to make sure even if he didn't feel him inside the room.

He saw a paper and pen on the table.

'I borrow your liege, come to the heavenly hall']

"So... He got kidnap or somethin-"
"Don't say bad things you idiot Korean".
"sorry- sir..."

One of the Korean gulp and awkwardly apologise. He's still feel weird talking to a literal dragon, and a grumpy one at that. Cause Rasheel* looks like he wanted to beat him up every time he commented something.

[That was written in the paper with a drawing of wine bottle and glass at the end, letting him know who's the god or goddess that took Cale Henituse.]

"Smart god or goddess!"

An elf cheer, somehow receiving odd looks from others cause elves are well known serving the dragons as if they were worshipping them-

The dragons let out a breath of relief, relief that the elves isn't worshipping them this time. They were a bit surprised just now when the elves burst out, thinking they were worshipping them again.
They were prepared to silence the elves if they were about to worship them earlier-

[He sighed.

'Cale-nim hate gods and now he's in the hall full of them.' He was worried and immediately exited the room.]

"What can I say? He's an unlucky one."

"I lucky bastard is a good title for him."

Cale could only sigh in defeat when Eruhaben officially gave him the title of' Unlucky bastard'.
Roksoo pat his shoulder, as if being sympathetical, though he's laughing inside.

[He's aware that there is a party hosted by the goddess of liquor and beverage tonight.

-

"Are you sure you don't want to see my weapons?" a tall man with a lot of scars and have a beard asked Cale who's height didn't even reach his shoulders.]

Krs snicker and nudge Cale's shoulder.

"See that shortie? I've told ya that this body is much better"
"It's full of scars."
"Beautiful scars with beautiful muscles~✨"

Cale clicked his tounge in annoyance and push Krs off the couch, which  actually is almost impossible because Krs is much bigger and heavier. But he fall down nonetheless, because the wind elementals help him-

"Ow! Mom! Look at Cale, he push me!"
"Cale, that's not a good way to treat your brother. Apologise now."

Krs stick his tounge out at Cale mockingly as Jour defense him. There's a vein pop up on Cale's neck, but he kept smiling while holding in his irritation and anger.

-Don't worry Cale. That bastard is just asking for a thunder to struck down toward him.
-Calm down cheapskate. He's clearly asking for a rock to hit his head so he could think clearly.

[The god of weapons creased his forehead when the man just stared at him without any emotions on his face. He waited for an answer but nothing, the man is just staring at him making him uncomfortable.]

"Even a god is uncomfortable by his gaze. Damn-"
"My liege, are you perhaps... Sick?"
"Sorry?"

WS* and Sayeru* stare at each other for a long minute.

....

"Are you questioning me right now you teddy bear?"

"Excuse me? N-no my liege!"

Sayeru* quickly hide behind Dorph* when Ws* about to use his ancient powers. His ancient powers aren't sealed anymore as he have been behaving himself throughout a lot of reaction. And so, the GoD give him some leeway..

[He look at the goddess beside him, "Is he okay?" He whispered at the goddess of beauty beside him.

"I think he's drunk." The goddess whispered back and chuckled.]

....

Excuse me? What?

"That stoic guy, drunk?"
"The guy who never even get drunk easily is drunk?"
"Well damn-"

Everyone comment out and gasp in amusement and surprised.
This will be the first time they see him truly drunk. Everyone turn and look at Cale, who's hugging a bottle of alcohol, which is the same as in the screen. He doesn't seem like he's bothered about it...?

Anyway, where the hell did he get that bottle-

Krs pour some of the liquor to his glass, then Lil Rocky's glass, then Cale*'s glass.
Lastly, Cale pour his own glass.
They all cheers and drink at the same time. Planning to get drunk throughout this whole reaction as they doesn't want to get second-hand embarassment again-.

(lol)

["Oh shit, I forgot he's a mortal." the god of weapon slapped his own forehead.

Beverages and alcohols in heavenly realms are a hundred percent stronger than the strongest alcohol in the mortal realm.]

"True, even though I'm a Pillar, I rarely drink their alcohols that i can get drunk after a bottle or two.."

Adam sheepishly reveal his own embarassing weakness, but everyone just smile at that statement. Cause they're literally having a headache inside.

'That's still good enough. Looks at those four. They got drunk just after taking a few sips-'
.

Yes, the four mcs already drunk and pass out in their couch. Except Cale, he drank about 11 glass and fall asleep. The children was about to taste the alcohol too, but the dragons quickly take it away and hide it in their inventory-.

(I forgot, they call it spacial dimension or inventory? I'll use inventory for the time being since I didn't remember. ✋)

["I totally forgot since he's calmly drinking." the god of weapon is still amazed in how the man is still standing without even wobbling. "How many glass he already take?"

"10 glasses!" the goddess of liquor popped out from somewhere and swing her body with the music. "And it's different liquor every glass!" She proudly said.

"And he's still standing like that?" the goddess of beauty asked in disbelief. A normal human would pass out in one glass of any liquor that are made in heavenly realm.]

...

"And he said he's a human. I'm sure he's lying-"
"No, Cale-nim is the legend and soon to be god!"

Everyone look at Clopeh as if he's crazy, since he also had escape from the 'room'.
But what was more shocking was Adam's statement.

"What Clopeh said is kinda true... Cale is soon to be god. Young miss already writen his name in the God's register. Cale will be the God of Hope and Warmth once he die!"

Alright, everyone is shock, but also a bit pitying toward Cale, since he hate gods and wanted to be a slacker. Not until they felt relief once Adam speak again.

" Ah don't worry. Of course he can refuse it. We can always search for someone else."

Honestly, even Thanatos and Adam look relief. They must've care a lot for Cale and the other three....

They can understand why Cale will got such title. It is because... He gave his comrades and allies hope. He brighten their life. He gave them warmth they never ever felt before. He gave them the sense of protection all the time. They're very much grateful and indebted to him....

["He doesn't look like he's drunk though?" they look at the goddess who popped out from nowhere and wear her white and gold robe.

"Why are you wearing a robe in a party?" the goddess of liquor asked the sun goddess in disbelief.

"It's better than wearing nothing." She smiled and walked towards the mortal who's still looking at the god of weapon without emotion.]

"I'm starting to like her more and more oppa. So sassy yet elegant."
"I agree. I wish to be like her."
"But aren't you already sassy in your own way?"

Hannah* and Jopis* giggle darkly together, which make the good saint Jack* backing away in fear because he sense an ominous aura around them.

["Cale child!" she wrapped her hands in his arm.

"Wanna be my saint?" she asked the dazed man.]

"Honestly, Death will get him first. Lenora, you asked him much later than Thanatos."
"Oh shut up Ares. You're suppose to be God of War, not God of whatever you're doing right now."

Arss have the urge to slap Lenora who's rolling her eyes and having a divine shield beside her, prepared for blocking Thanatos's stealth attack anytime.

The mortals chose to be oblivious because these gods are just too loud and annoying sometimes. They didn't expect the gods can be so unserious almost all the time.

They the saw in the screen Cale look at the goddess with a disgusted look. Everyone literally laughing at it, even the villains.

[{cut}

"HAHAHAHAHA damn!" the god of weapon can't stopped from laughing so loud that made the other gods look at their direction.

"Don't look at me like that! Be my saint. I'm better than that God of death." she wiggle her eyebrow up and down, encouraging or more likely scamming the man to be her saint.]

"Hah, as if you're better than me when you're weaker."
"Oh fuck off-"

And the GoD and Sun goddess are at it again with the GoW watching them with a tired look.

The mortals can't believe the sun goddess try to scam their commander.

"Well, too bad. Cale will scam her first."
"That bastard have the most sharpest mind I've ever known."
"Good luck sun goddess~!"

Everyone laugh again at Hong's last statement. But Hong was confused why everyone laughed, since he really just said that to encourage the Sun Goddess.

They finally saw Choi Han in the screen, entering the hall. Looking worried for his liege like usual.

(there are some parts I'm lazy to write, and also because it's too long and I don't want to write more than 9500 words. Because my wattpad will get lag if I write more than that. Sorry...)

[The red haired man turned his head when he heard the call. The gods around him also look at the black haired man who have a deadly glare.

"Oh! Choi Han-" the sun goddess didn't finish her talk when the red haired man she's holding run towards Choi Han.

"Cale-" he didn't finish what he's about to say when the man slammed his body against him and wrapped his arms around his waist. His head buried in his chest.]

...
Gasp-

"The f-"
"What in the romance-"
"It's not romance. It's bromance."

"Same thing."

Everyone was quite surprised seeing Cale suddenly do that in the screen. Cale in the room is currently sleeping... Meanwhile Choi Han looks embarassed and sheepish about it.

Rosalyn laugh and pat his back.
"Good thing your body is as firm as a mountain."

"I-I isn't-"

His embarassed respond only make her laugh louder. Even his nephew look at him with a mischievous look, might as well tease him about it-

[Choi Han got even more worried. He thought something bad happened to Cale for him to be acting like this.

" Are you alright? Is there any problem, Cale-nim?" He tried pushing away the red haired man to look at his face, but Cale just stomped his feet as if he's whining and shake his head 'no' while still buried his gave in Choi Han's chest.]

....
Firstly, everyone was taken aback. Before their shock slowly turn to amusement and cooing.

"Awh~ so cute!!!"
"I didn't know the young master could be so.. 'childish' when he's drunk."
"Stoic people usually is like that when drunk I suppose."

Shickler* and his children casually talk about it and also snicker with the same, devilish and mischievous look.

'I'm dead if they do that face.' Archie* thought with a shudder and slowly look away to avoid paying attention tk this crazy whale family. (royalty)

["He's drunk" A goddess said when they walk closer.

"Drunk?" Choi Han's eyes widen. "But he have high alcohol tolerance, and it's just an hour." He said in disbelief.

"Child, this is the heavenly realm." said the god who looks like he's really happy.

Choi Han nodded in understanding. He don't know what will happen when Cale is now consumed by liquor.

"Cale! Let's talk more!" A joyful voice of the sun goddess was heard by Cale.]

"Run young master!!"
"Don't let her caught you!"

Hannah and Cage laugh maniacally, getting excited by what's to come. This chapter really washed away all their despair from the previous chapter.

'Atleast they doesn't cry this time.'
Adam thought in relief and disappear to another room with Thanatos.

[Cale moved and went over Choi Han's arms and move into his back between Choi Han's body and the cape. Since he's smaller than Choi Han he was totally hidden in his back, like a chick, hiding in his mother's wings. He hid there while tightly holding Choi Han's shirt.]
(ngl that's cute)

Oof-

"So cute nya!"
"Human really look like a cute chick!"
"Quick, capture it Goldie Gramps!"

Haaa....
Eruhaben, with a sigh, take out a camera he got from the higher beings and record this moment.

'Ngl, the unlucky bastard really look cute here.'

Cough, ehem. He fake cough and clear his throat as if he didn't think of anything weird.

The others, like usual, they cooed. But the villains hide their face as if they got the second-hand embarassment instead.

["Cale-nim?" Choi Han who doesn't know what to do just asked in confusion. He can't turn since Cale is hiding behind him.

A moment later, a hand showed up beside his torso. The white and beautiful hand opened.

"A stone?" Choi Han pick it. "What are we going to do about it Cale-nim?"

The hand pointed at the Sun god. "Throw." a small voice said before hiding his hands back.]

Wha-
The believers/followers would've been enraged, but only this time they agreed with how they can understand that the commander is annoyed.

Lenora cry this time while Thanatos is laughing at her. Along with Ares who also had become annoyed of her by now.

Both Jack could only pray that their goddess wouldn't be hit too hard.

[Choi Han was too stunned and just stared at the stone in his hands. He stopped himself from laughing and cleared his throat.

"Ahem! Cale-nim, we can't do that. You told me that I should behave." he gently said and smile.]

"If I didn't react to all these chapters, I would've thought puppy Choi Han was so loyal and kind heart."
"No innocent?"
"His face doesn't look innocent to me."

Jopis and Freesia laugh out loud in glee, making others couldn't contain their laugh and also let loose.
Choi Han get embarassed easily because this is him they're talking about. Innocent? Kind heart? Of all things they could say about him, those two aren't in the same category as him.

Choi Han* got the second-hand embarassment too, since Rosalyn* keep hitting his back while laughing like a maniac.

'Poor nephews...'
The 'half-dead' Choi Jung Gun sob internally and pity his nephew, whom he met for the first time but immediately got beaten by him-

["Cale-"

A small stone flew from his side to the sun goddess. The sun goddess just calmly tilted her head to avoid the stone.

"You missed-!" the sun goddess teased the mortal but unfortunately,

"Oh my god! The goddess of love and marriage pass out!" They went silent when they heard a shout from the god behind them.]

Now everyone, including the villains and adam laugh.

"I didn't expect he would actually throw it!"
"At a goddess at that!"

"Ah~ Cale-nim really is the most powerful divine being that-"
"SHUT. UP."

Duke Sekka already got tired of his son who is a crazy follower of the commander. He need to give his son the therapy instead of the commander...

Bud also have gotten tired of this legend lunatic that he decide to take action.
A loud groan was heard right after but everyone ignore it with all their sanity.

Lets just say Bud awoken a 'dark side' of his that even Glenn would be scared of.

["Ah, ha. Ha. Ha." Choi Han awkwardly laugh when he saw what happened.

"We. Need. To. Go." With a fast move, Choi Han turned around, removing the cape covering Cale.

Cale was counting some small stones in his hands.]

Again, they got a heart attack with how cute their commander is acting in the screen. If they were able to get Cale drunk and act like this....

'I'm willing enough to take care of him. No, perhaps I should lock him in my castle.'
Duke Fredo thought with a sly smirk while the other father figures glaring at him, and each other.

Hell nah they're letting the chance of Cale acting so childish and cute slip. They would take away their *son* before the others got the chance.

[Choi Han just frowned and immediately carry Cale in a bridal style and run as fast as he could.

"Running away is really the best solution if you can't win, Cale-nim" Choi Han saw Cale nodded his head with his attention still on the stones in his hands.

"Cale-nim, where did you get those stones anyway?" Choi Han asked in confusion and started to slow their run when he notice they are far enough.]

....
No comment?

"Ehem, I can't really say this... But.."
"Damn Choi Han, you sure know how to make someone feel butterflies in their stomach at times~"

Choi Han look at Lock and Rosalyn in shock and disbelief, but feeling more embarassed than before.
He feel even more humiliated and embarassed when he notice a few commoners and noble ladies nodding their heads with some soft giggles.

If Cale were to wake up right now, he would instantly sleep back and ignore the others out of embarassment and annoyance-

['I never thought I would see Cale-nim throwing stone to a god.']

"What did I say? Expect the unexpected from the commander!"
Prince Valentino laugh cheerfully, being much more lively than his usual self. Well, of course it is because all the royals and nobles in the room seems to be united and acting casual without any formality, even with the commoners.
There are some nobles befriending the commoners, which make him feeling happy that the people are changing....

Well except his evil ex-bestfriend who's a piece of sh*t and his name is Adin.

(I almost forgot Adin's name lol-)

[He scanned the familiar surrounding, tall and beautiful trees with small wines hanging to it. The fireflies and night golden butterflies are flying everywhere, making the place beautiful and magical. The sound of the insect made are the only thing they can hear.

"Stop!" He stopped walking as Cale commanded. Cale who have blank expression is looking at a tree not that far away from them. "Useless." he threw the stones on the ground.]

"What is he plotting now...?"

Choi Han mumble in worry and slight annoyance when he feel his nephew kept poking and nudging his shoulder, wanting to tease his own uncle.
Choi Han end up punching CJS* in the stomach and apologise to each other right after-

'Damn ruthless son of a-'

Arche shiver and clear his throat as if nothing happened.

["Cale-nim!"  He jumped from Choi Jan's arms and landed on the ground straight with his hands up in both sides to balance his body.]

Violan look at Deruth. Deruth look at Jour. Jour look at Violan*.

They all seem to have the same thoughts...

"Should we ask him to join a gymnastic class?"
Jour and Violan ask at the same time with a small smile and chuckle.

Deruth seem hesitant since he doesn't want to force his son, but he eventually sigh and leave it to his wife and ex-wife.

(should I put wives instead?)

Nonetheless, Cale's children seems to agree as they want their father to have a better physic.

[He nodded and stand properly as if he's proud of himself, then he took a step.

"Ouch." He stumbled.

"Cale-nim!"  He guide Cale who almost kissed with the ground.]

Some laugh and giggle, while some cooed and look amused.

"Hehe, he looks like a kid just started to learn to stand and walk by himself."
"True nya~"

Lock and Hong, who had gotten on Lock's lap, giggle together at such a wholesome and cute thought.

Choi Han sigh with a small smile of relief that his liege atleast look fine. Rosalyn and Eruhaben pity him somehow.

'Fighting Choi Han!'

[Unfortunately, Cale slapped his hands away and walked as if he never almost fall to the ground. He walk straight to the tree, and stopped when he's in front of it.

Choi Han just observe him and didn't ask anything since he's not doing anything weird. Choi Han also stared and scanned the tree to make sure the safety of Cale.

His gaze went back to Cale.

"CALE-NIM?"  He don't know just how many times he called Cale just in this night.]

"Aigo... What did he do this time?"

Eruhaben sigh and gave a small pat on Choi Han's back out of pity then he move back to his seat.
Rasheel looks like he want to do the same, but considering how this human and his first encounter were, he's sure that Choi Han would glare at him even after such a kind gesture.

Everyone looks like they're also tired of Cale's antics, but couldn't do anything about it and smile as it doesn't endanger himself.

[Cale who's dazed, dive in the ground beside the tree. He disappeared when the tall grass covered him, even the butterflies and insect run away.

"Stay." Choi Han stayed in his feet and bite his lip in nervousness. He gulp and fidget his fingers.]

°°°°

Everyone have a dumbfounded look before all turn serious.

"Well, that look dangerous." Litana speak with a frown.

"The Nature is telling me he will be fine, but it does still look dangerous."
Gashan speak with a low tone and look ominous, which is kinda rare for such a patient shaman.

Lets just pretend they didn't plan a lot of therapy and locking up thingy after.

[He sighed in relief when Cale's head popped out in the tall grasses. He was staring directly at him with a blank face and some leaves are in his hair.

He went out from the grasses while his hands on top of each other as if trapping something inside it.

"Cale-nim, what is that?" Cale shake his head to remove the leaves and walk out in the tall grasses. He was staring directly at him with blank face and some leaves are in his hair.]

"I think it's a frog!"
"Nya, maybe it's a firefly!"
"No way! Human usually caught a fly but won't hurt it!"

The children are chatting and guessing what's in Cale's hands happily while the others see nothing wrong with it.

'Why do I feel something weird?' Bud thought in silence and shiver as he felt Glenn's staring at him with the same face as Cale in the screen.
He can't speak currently...

["Sword."  Choi Han become on guard and sheathed his sword.

"Seperate."  Cale mumbled that made Choi Han curious. "Pink."]

????

Everyone tilt their head in confusion and stare at the screen while crossing their arms.

"Is this some kind of a riddle?"
"Perhaps it is my liege?"

Ws* look at the screen calculating ly while trying to process and guess what is Cale trying to say. Meanwhile Sayeru* and Dorph* still thinking of hitting their liege in the head with a bowling ball to make him think straight again..
They're sure he have some kind of lose screw in the head.

[Choi Han gulped at Cale's serious and face ready his sword.

"3"

He count down.

"2"

Choi Han look at the hands.

"1"

The hands started to open and Choi Han is ready to slice.

"Tada." He opened his hands, revealing two pink frogs on top of each other.]

Everyone choke on their saliva while some prioritise closing the childrens eyes.

"COUGH COUGH- CALE-!"
"YOUNG MASTER?!"

Deruth and Hilsman can't hide their shock and pale face while their body turn to stone out if shock.
Violan sigh while shaking her head, and also while covering Lily's eyes.

Basen cry internally at his brother's antics when he's truly drunk. He should make sure his Hyung won't be out of the territory when he's truly drunk....

Almost all the audience choke on their saliva out of shock, disbelief and embarassment at what they saw.

But Ws* is safe because his two subordinates cover his eyes so he won't suddenly went on rampage or something when he saw what he's been trying to figure out this whole time....

"??" Ws* try to uncover his eyes but chose to stay silent with how much coughing he's hearing right now..

'maybe it's something disgusting...'

The children were curious, but they can't see anything with how the teenagers over 15 and adults covering their eyes.

'Keep your eyes close dongsaeng...' Rion say in mind while awkwardly having his eyes covered by his mother  even though he's over 900+ years old.

(I got his age correct right? 💀)

["Cale-nim!" Choi Han's eyes widen and his face flashed red in embarassment.

"Y-you can't do that!"  He dropped his sword and immediately took the frogs away from Cale's hands. "Cale-nim! You can't do that. They're doing important thing, you cannot disturb them." He scolded the drunk man.]

Some burst out laughing while some sigh in sympathy for Choi Han, who's now hiding in the corner out of pure embarassment.
The children under 15 still being confused to the situation as they're currently blindfolded with the help of the GoD not wanting children to see this scene. They can only hear the audio but still couldn't understand.

Of course On can understand and sigh in embarassment even if she's blindfold...
She chose to stay silent about it. Lock also can see the scene because he's counted as mature enough but he looks like he wanted to die out of embarassment rn.

Ws* also was blindfolded as Thanatos chose to.
(cause he can-/sebab boleh dik)

[Choi Han who felt like crying in embarassment put the frogs away, away from Cale Henituse. "I'm sorry Mr and Mrs frogs. Cale-nim is just drunk, you can continue."]

Choi Han have left the chat-
Jk. He instantly storm out of the reaction room out of embarassment for what he did in the screen.
His whole body was red as tomato and even burning like a jot volcano that's about to erupt.

If he stay just a little bit longer in the reaction room, he would 'explode'.
Rosalyn and Lock pity him, but the just can't stop laughing at how cute this part is.

[The frogs just look at him blankly]

Kahajjajahahs-

Even Bud and Jopis laughing out of control that their laugh now sounds weird. Hannah and Toonka just the same but at the same time, destroying things as they can't control themselves.

[He sighed and look behind him. "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?"  He unintentionally shouted when he saw Cale is far from him and running using the Sound of The Wind.

"OH HEAVENS!"  Choi Han mumbled when he finally found Cale. He's in the small deck of a big lake in the heavenly realm.

He's standing there looking at the bright full moon tht is reflected in the dark and calm water of the lake. Fireflies and night golden butterflies are flying above it.]

"Pfft, this is literally like taking care of a naughty child..." Sheritt* chuckle while Rion* look at her in disbelief before sighing, as he couldn't deny that.
It's true, and it's quite cute yet annoying for the babysitter. Since the child is running all over the place without any care in the world

[" CALE-NIM!"  He walked toward him with a suspicious look. He's in the end of the deck making Choi Han frustrated.]

"The loyal doggie seems to be losing his usual patience and faith for his liege~" Beacrox* said with a smirk while saying it in a taunting tone.

Choi Han* glare at him before sighing and just letting it go.
'I won't act like my counterpart infront of MY cale-nim...'

He pout slightly but continue to react. Meanwhile, Cale* was shivering even in his sleep as he felt a cold chills running down his spine, as if sending a bad feeling..

["Choi Han." Cale called when he's finally beside him, while still looking in the sky full of bright stars and the bright moon.

'Cale-nim is not going to jump into the moon right?'

"I am legend."  Choi Han stilled and frown afterwards. He look more closely to Cale. He just said something that Choi Han never thought he would hear from him.]

They were first dumbfounded by Choi Han' s thought, but then snicker at Cale's words.

"It seems he had already admit he is a living legend."
"How amusing."

Eruhaben and Ron have the same smile on their face, which would make Cale shiver in uneasiness after this.

At the back, there's someone being gag-
"Gale-kim ISH A GEGEND!!!!"
(Cale-nim IS A LEGEND!!!)

"haaa....." Clopeh* is now tired with his crazy counterpart... Maybe he should kill him soon for his own sanity....

["Watch and learn." he finally look at Choi Han and look at the lake after.

Choi Han gulped.

Cale raise his hands, a circle made with water floated not to far from them.
"Flatted you btch."

-Oh no, he on adapt the sky eating water.

-Hey old man! Can you remove the alcohol?!

-I can't do that! It's not recognize as poison, but I'm metabolising it faster.

-do it faster before he decide to do something again.

-This is xxx fun!

The ancient powers who's been silent since the beginning can't help but panic. This is the first time Cale become drunk.]

Everyone have an amused smile, especially Ws*.

'If I can hear my ancient powers... Would it be this chaotic yet fun?'
He thought with a thoughtful little smile... It's not wrong to feel lonely sometimes.

But that smile of his only give creeps to his subordinates and cause their moods to immediately changed.

'Work hard old man!' Raon cheer in his head while curling his paws.

(he like to change between human and dragon form every now and then)

[The water flattened like a plate and floated towards Cale until it was level on feet. He made more of this plate like water and lined them.

"Are you going to step in there?"  Choi Han asked.]

Everyone saw how Cale answer with just a simple hum and a nod. Choi Han even follow cale when Cale said "Let's go".

Not until they all panic -(some laugh) when Cale failed to step on the plate as he is maybe too drunk to see properly, and fall into the water.
Then as usual, Choi Han save him.

[{cut}

"Cough! Ahem! Hah!" Choi Han coughed hard when they are finally back on the deck, all wet.

"Oh heavens, whys is this happening.." Choi Han started to question and blame the heaven since Cale-nim is always right.]

Some sigh in disbelief while some choke on their saliva in shock.

But some look amused and chuckle.

"Such a loyal guardian knight he is."
King Zed* comment under his breath, but Alberu* clearly hear it and snicker at Choi Han.

'Maybe father also wanted a guardian knight...' Alberu* thought with a stifled, amused laugh. His father only look at him in confusion and Alberu* burst out laughing with his mother who understand what her son is thinking.

[He forgot to control his breath when he saw Cale fell into the water. He just jumped, swim, grabbed Cale and swim back to the surface. He can't even see clearly.

His thought was cut off when someone gently tap his shoulder.

Of course it's his liege. "Fish."

Choi Han just stared dumbfoundly at Cale's hands where a black fish is being strangled in its neck.]

"Holy-!"
"Language! "
"Unbelievable!"
"Cool!"

The children look at the screen with shining eyes, knowing that their father just caught a fish in that mere few seconds/minutes he was in the water before Choi Han save him.

"I want to learn how to catch fish with Human!"
"Me too nya! He seems skilled!"
"But i don't like water..."
"True nya..."

On and Hong sigh in disappointment as they doesn't like to get into the water, so they can't catch fish together with their father and dongsaeng.
Not until their saviour came.

"don't worry little ones, I can make a magic shield around you while you swim in the water and catch fishes together."
"but Goldie Gramps! This mighty dragon can do it himself!"
"Whatever..."

Eruhaben sigh as Raon continue banging his paw on his table in retaliation that he's better at this. Nonetheless, On and Hong are delighted.

["y-you caught a fish?" Choi Han didn't even see anything in the water!

"With legs." Cale turned the fish and it have two legs below it like a sea lion.]

...

"Now that I'm seeing this, I don't feel like fishing anymore."
"Lets change occupation."
"Yeah"

Some of the fishermen comment with a pale, shock face. They swear they doesn't want to catch such a fish, so they will stop being a fisher and become a farmer instead.

The alchemist, dragons and images are interested in the fish, but they are sure only those who went to the heavenly realm can catch it and gave them to make a research.

'It's too weird yet interesting that i can't seem to forget how it look.' Rosalyn* thought with a twitching smile.

[Choi Han massage the bridge of his nose. "C-Cale-nim, let's just release it." He gently said to the man. He felt pity for the fish that Cale's choking.

' Sure this realm have unique animals.' Choi Han have seen them since they have been staying here for days.]

Everyong also felt pity for the fish, but can't do anything about it as they all had eaten a fish before.

'No one's gonna say anything about them staying there for days? No? Okay.' Bud* just speak to his own brain since no one is going to answer him anyway.

["No." Cale shake hsi head in disagreement and frown.

"But, Cale-nim, it look so pitiful." He gently said and smile at Cale.

Cale raised an eyebrow and look at the fish for a few seconds before nodding in agreement. Choi Han let out a sighed of relief.

"Here, not pitiful." But Choi Han's relief instantly disappear.

Cale put a gold coin between it's arms and make them hold onto it. He looks at Choi Han's eyes as if waiting to be praise after doing a good job.]

Aigo....

Viola sigh.
Eruhaben too.
Sheritt as well.
Deruth definitely.
Ron just smile.
Raon, On and Hong just shake their heads.
Hans and Hilsman cover their face with their hands.

Everyone have different kind of reaction toward What Cale did. He's just not logical and serious when he's drunk isn't he?...

Even Clopeh, Joo Ho shik and Paseton somehow got the second-hand embarassment from this as they have the most faith for Cale.

But clopeh* was happy that his counterpart atleast shut up this time.
Taking care of a drunk person who's usually serious is much more harder than taking care of a child....

["C-Cale-nim, that's not- let's just release it in the water. It's family will be sad if one of them is gone." He knows Cale loves his family so he will understand this explanation more.

"Family?" Cale look at the fish' eyes for seconds before nodding.

He then throw the fish into the water as if it's a thing and not a living being.

"Y-you could have done that more gently..." Choi Han thought that drunk Cale is totally hopeless.]

Litana smile with sparkling eyes.

"Of course the young master love his family... If he doesn't, why would he sacrifice himself a lot of times right?"

Even after reacting to all chapters, she still sure that Cale is sacrificing himself without aware about it.

Cale's family, of course, feeling all warm and happy that Choi Han just show how much Cale love his family.

[" Come on Cale-nim, you will catch a cold." he stand up when he realise that Cale just recovered and now soaked in water.

"Cale-nim, let's go! You will catch a cold!" He encourage Cale to stand up.

"Wait." Choi Han just frowned when he saw Cale get something from the pocket of his coat.]

What is it now?
Everyone raise an eyebrow while having their arms cross, all of them.

["Tada." another fish is in his pocket.

"Cale-nim! What is that?! When? How! Oh my god!"  Choi Han didn't know what happened in the seconds Cale's in the water.]

Even they are shock, but they end up holding a laugh seeing how surprise the usually calm knight is.
'young master is a professional at dropping bombs.'

[" The baby." He raised the small fish with legs to Choi Han. "Family of that fish, this baby."

He didn't let Choi Han think more and throw the small fish into the lake and stand up then look at Choi Han.

"C-Cale - nim, you don't have the father fish right?" He wanted to make sure.]

'He's getting nervous... Pfft-'
Arche cackled in satisfaction inside, as to not disturb Witira from cooing at the cuteness of Drunk Cale.

["It swims away. There." He answer and point at a spot in the lake.

Choi Han nodded and forget everything about the fish because it's making him stress.

"Please use your wind AP to dry yourself, Cale-nim...". Cale just nodded and dry both of them before going back to the  god of death palace where they are currently residing.

{cut for the rest 1000 words.}]

They all certainly find this interesting, especially when Thanatos suddenly appear in the screen in a Korean teenage attire. Even acting like one. Atleast he's hot...

That's where the chaos started. Everyone can't stop laughing seeing the reaction of the GoD everytime Choi Han told him what Cale had done whole he's being drunk.

They laugh even harder while at the same time pitying the GoD when his hair got pulled by drunk Cale, with a blank face, in the screen, and Cale even put worms in Thanatos's hair.

Thanatos, look baffled what's happening in the screen, and cry alone in the recording room as he can also feel the pain of his hair got pulled out, even if it's in the screen and might happening in the future.

'Just what did I do to deserve this..'
Like usual, Adam console him with back pats.

The reaction end, and the mcs somehow snap awake and look dazed. Not until everyone explain and tell what happened and what they watch, until the mcs couldn't help but hide themselves with Choi Han in their own rooms, for almost a week in the dimension.

Certainly, and definitely. They won't ever come out again if those people won't forget about it. But it seem everyone remember it clearly as even the kids still asking Cale to go fishing with them....

Adam got tortured by his dongsaengs and had to hold his pain when Cale and Krs shove the sweetest chocolate ever into his mouth.
If theyre suffering, Adam must also suffer with them.

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That's the end of the reaction!
And sorry if I cut too much. You might notice a lot of changes and cuts, since I'm a bit lazy but also because I doesn't want to write above 9500 words.

I find out wattpad will got laggy if I wrote more than 10k words.

Anyway.... Sorry for the late update. I said I'm on hiatus for a month, but it's almost 2 months.

My schedule got busier, and another exam is coming. O-O still can't believe it though.
I think I might fail Geography since I always confused it.

Tysm for reading tho💖💖💖💖