"Get those files from my table and meet me in the conference hall." Tony ordered and walked away. You nodded and went to his personal office. Being the forever obnoxious Tony Stark's assistant wasn't as bad as it looked, honestly.

No matter how reluctant he usually was in showing it, he was a really caring and nice guy. Especially for a boss. Despite the usual formalities, you were good friends with the man and the work environment for you in turn was rather frank. Not to mention the extra generous salary though.

"Mr. Stark?" You knocked at the conference hall after getting the requisite files for Tony.

"Come in." Tony said without looking towards you. He was apparently discussing something with the Avengers. You didn't look to your left as you walked towards Tony and bumped into a pillar, causing you to fall back. The files fell from your hands.

Upon looking at the pillar, you noticed it wasn't a pillar it all. It was... a human? Wait, it was Thor!

"My apologies, peasant."

"Woah. We playing that this year, bitch?" You looked at the much taller man, clearly offended as you picked up the files.

Thor, having had only gotten so much acquainted to the language and cultural changes of Earth, didn't understand what was going on. "Did you hit your head too hard?" He asked, genuinely concerned thinking you might've hit your head and gone crazy.

You gasped. "Tony?" You turned to Stark.

Tony merely shrugged, "Go for it." He said.

You nodded and turned to the God. You took a couple of steps towards him and kneed him hard in the crotch. Having been out of the Asgardian armour and in casual sweatpants and a tee, Thor took the hit pretty hard. And so he fell. You handed the files to Tony and left.

You saw him a couple of days after at the Avengers tower though. Thor immediately stood up from where he was seated upon your arrival. He clearly was alerted and frightened at the sight of you. He quickly covered his crotch with his hands, earning a weird look from a couple of people around.

You shook your head, "Alright, I'm sorry." You mumbled to him. "Tony told me about everything, it wasn't your fault." You said, still muttering a sac full of profanities for the genius and that had not told so before you kicked a demigod in the groin. Thor simply nodded, his hands still at his crotch.

You smiled and shook your head. You got the stuff that you had come to the tower for and left.

You saw Thor a week later at work. He was waiting at Tony's office who had promised to enhance the grip on the Mjolnir for Thor. Tony was still 20 minutes from the building though.

So you two talked.

So you two checked each other out.

So you sat closer.

So awkwardness growled in your ears.

So he asked you out.

So you kissed him.

So you fucked right on Tony's desk.

So you came on Tony's computer.

So Thor panicked and threw the computer out of the window.