The Unrealistic Kidnap

Mirko POV

I wake up and my head hurts like hell. Damn... tf happened? All I remember is me getting McDonald's for Dabi and... the old woman in the alley.

I look in front of me to see a bored Dabi, just staring into space, not giving any sh*ts to the world. Where are we? I look around, it's the inside of a dark truck with planks on the side where me and Dabi are sitting. I look down to find my feet tied together. What..?

"Hey..." Dabi says, noticing me "You're finally awake".

"Where are we?" I quickly but quietly ask. I don't know if I want people to hear us.

"Isn't it obvious?" He rolls his eyes "We've been kidnapped". Kidnapped?!?!

"How are you saying this so calmly!?!!!" I ask hysterically. Who would kidnap two 16 year olds!?

"Because they are idiots" he explains in a mocking formal tone "They left their ropes with us and they are now getting food".

"Why though!? Do you think it's because we're UA students??" I yell, now knowing that there's no immediate threats.

"Let's just say... society" he answers eyeing the floor.

I tilt my head in confusion, but also spotting the rope beside him, and Dabi bends down to untie my legs. I can actually see what he means now, the knot is basically the Two half-hitches knot. Those are easy to adjust and take off.

As soon as my legs are free, we both stand up. Suddenly Dabi starts stamping and kicking the walls in the truck, make a lot of noise. What is he trying to do? He'll alert the kidnappers!!!

Suddenly I hear voices outside the trunk. The first man says confused "What's all that clamouring doing in there?". His voice is definitely a bossy shouter.

Second guy says "We better check it out". Smoker, definitely.

I stop Dabi and he nods as we both get to the exit of the car. Oh, these guys better be ready for what's coming to them. I get my fist ready, for a mean ass swing. The doors opens.

Two men in black show up up and in a split second they are on the floor. Dabi quickly drags them in and closes the doors, so no one could see and push the blame on us. I mean, who would be more believable? Us or two older men.

Dabi then pats down the first guy. He was large with a wild ginger moustache and wore glasses.

Then he does the same to the other. He was thin with a with a chisel face and a beard. And by the smell of it, he's the smoker.

Dabi takes everything from their pockets like car keys, a driving license, more keys, a paper, their phones and everything else. He then grabs the rope and puts them up straight back-to-back.

He ties them and tells me "Pass me those ropes.".

I get them but ask, watching him tie them "What type of knot is that?". It looks super complex, no way they'll get out. There's not even a strand sticking out.

"A Dabi special" he says as he finishes up.

He grabs the items and opens the door slightly, letting me go first, and closing it. The sky was a dark blue with pink sunset. We were in a parking lot of a service arena.

"Come on, we gotta drive" he says, rushing to the front of the van. Drive?! Does he have license?

I go to sit in the passenger seat and pull on the seatbelt "You don't know how to drive, do you?".

"Only the basics" he says as he turns the key to start the car. I swear, if we die like this I'm either haunting the sh*t out of Dabi or annoying him in the afterlife.

"Buckle up!"

He then reverses. Oh, that wasn't as bad as I thought. Then he one hands the wheel turning us recklessly but smoothly and then gets out of the parking area.

"Careful!! Both hands on the wheel!!" I shriek, grabbing the belt.

He apologises "Sorry, but don't scream like that!!".

"Well drive carefully!!"

"Since when were you Mrs Safety Guide!?"

"Since you started driving! And I wanna be alive thank you very much!!"

Suddenly, we end up on the f*cking highway.

"Are you sure you wanna drive?" I say as clearly as I could to him.

He just turns on the GPS and asks "Put in UA's location".

I roll my eyes but do so. My mouth drops. 12 hours?! That'll be like at 2pm tomorrow. Wait... how long have we been asleep? It is dark outside but, surely not that long. We finished lunch at 2pm and it's already the next day!!

"How long have we been asleep?!" I ask Dabi, who was keeping his eyes on the road.

"Ehhhh..." he says shrugging "Do the math".

Oh, my god... I stuff my head in my palm.

Suddenly muffle voices were heard from the back. I turn around and look through this metal chain window behind our seats. There was both men, awake and petrified. Now that is amusing. Very amusing.

I couldn't get a good look, but the ginger one was more panicky while the other was more angry, so I call out to them "Morning boys! Good sleep?".

They look at me through the window and struggle harder, their muffles become quicker too. VERY AMUSING.

"Don't shake the goddamn car you b*tches" Dabi yells out to them, still keeping his eyes on the road.

The ginger one then muffles something at us. For all I know, he could be saying some serious slurs at us two.

I shout back "You should've though about this before kidnapping us and doing a bad job at it!!".

Dabi scoffs as we both stare out of the front window happily.

...

Aizawa POV

For some reason, Nezu thought it as a good idea to tell both 1a and 1b about the 'situation' during their week off. Everyone was there, including All might and Detective Tsukauchi.

Earlier today I got a phone call by a rough voice man. He was in a moving vehicle and I think it's safe to say another guy was there too.

When I picked up the phone he said in a grim tone "Hello, hero. It seems like you and your goodies have stolen something from our great leader.".

I was confused "Who is this?".

The man chuckled "A follower of his.".

I questioned what he wanted or what he did and he replied sickeningly "We want those files back, in exchange for two of your students".

They took two of my students, I thought and panic raised in myself. But we don't have any files that belong to them.

"What files? We don't have any files" I answer but he hissed through the phone "Listen. I don't wanna talk for long. It's the files for the kids.". And the cut the call there.

Now, Nezu might just be finding the students who were kidnapped but we still don't need all to know. Everyone was there, apart from Dabi. Of course, it's him. But there is someone else who must be missing. After all, he said two.

We were all in the Gym Gamma, a place of all cement. When a lot of them had arrived, Nezu pokes himself out of my scarf and greets everyone. They were, rightfully, a bit annoyed because we interrupted their break as well as telling them to come at 10:20. Oh well, they were bound to go through this experience once they were older.

"I understand that this is rather unexpected for you all" Nezu explains lightly "But it would really help if any of you could point out those of your peers that aren't here".

They all look around, murmuring and turning around. Soon, Keigo points out "Dabi and Mirko aren't here, Principal Nezu". They got Mirko? They must've used some chemicals to get, especially, those two under wraps.

"Ah, well we're afraid to say," Nezu says pausing, but then continuing "They've been kidnapped". Wow... point blank.

Kanna yells "WHAT?!" while the rest murmur louder than before, asking questions. Her eyes glare fire into us.

"We have it under control" I lie to calm them down. Sure they're going to be heroes, but they're still teens and the public.

They still panic, but lighter. A girl from Vlad's class asks aloud "Why them though?".

Vlad steps up "All we can say is that it's a ransom".

They all whisper in worries. More 1b than 1a. My kids were just dead silent, like in a funeral. A lot there eyes were shifting to each hero in the room and some to the floor.

But we're all cut off by a phone ringing. Everyone looks around and spots Ikigai, phone in hand. I take a closer look at his body language. His hand was trembling but his eyes were still. His mouth was cemented together.

Nezu says "Ikigai, do you mind?".

But he just answers it and quickly puts it by his ear, anxious of something. After a few seconds, while everyone just watches, he sighs of relief and then says "I'm putting you on speaker". What is he on about?

He puts his phone in front of him and a voice asks "Who's there though? Where are you?".

We all step back in shock. The voice, funnily enough, was Dabi's. How though?! He's kidnapped and there is no way they'll just let him have his phone.

Ikigai stumbles "We're in the Gym Gamma, everyone in our class, 1b and our teachers-".

"Sup b*tches" Dabi interrupts him before he could finish. He emphasised 'b*tches'.

I jump down the stage and head to Ikigai, grabbing the phone and asking hesitantly "Dabi, are you okay? Is Mirko there with you?".

"Yup" he replies then his voice starts talking in the background "Mirko, Eraser wants to speak". Thanks to the audio, I'm sure they are travelling around somewhere busy.

Suddenly Mirko's voice greets "Hey Aizawa Sensei! We're doing great!!". I felt a sigh of relief passing through my chest. Oh, thank god.

I look to my right to see all my class, tears prickling but their eyes relax. Sighs were also heard from the teachers and heroes behind me. Some even say it was only a fluke to scare us.

I turn back to the phone. I ask "Are you sure? Nothing dangerous?". Maybe they didn't get kidnapped. Maybe it was a bluff.

"Nah" Mirko says and Dabi follows up with a "Nope". Good, but why aren't they here?

"Well then, why aren't you two here, like the rest of your classmates? We sent out an email"  I inform them but they don't respond at all.

Suddenly Dabi yells, a bit annoyed, "How the heck were we supposed to check our emails after being kidnapped?". Wait, what?

Mirko carries on "I think we had MUCH MORE important things to do than 'checking our emails'".

"You LITERALLY said you two were FINE" I exclaim as panic swells again.

Dabi then says "Sensei, out of everyone, you were the most likely to sense our sarcasm from like... 3 hours away".

"3 hours?" Mic's voice asks aloud.

"Yup! We're heading to you guys right now!" Mirko says.

Nezu then asks politely from my shoulder "Are you two driving together?". No, no they can't be driving, they're only 16. Surely not...

"Yup" says the two in unison.

"WHAT!? WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU DRIVING?!?" I yell into the phone. I don't care if I can't swear in front of students, it's a stupid rule anyways. "Stop by a service and STAY THERE".

Dabi's voice then has the audacity to say "Nah, driving is fun. Totally gonna do it when I'm at the legal age". That's the flipping point...

I feel the anger tense up as Hayai Osoi from the 1a side of the room asks to the phone "How aren't you two arrested yet?"

Orange Orb then agrees "Yeah, or are you driving so skilfully that nobody can notice?". There is no way for that to happen.

Mirko then hums "Yeah... we got pulled over once so far.". See, told you.

I try to get more calm as Nezu asks "How did you get out of that one, though?".

There's a snap and Dabi says "Identity Theft".

"WHAAAT???" Literally everyone in the room says. And if it wasn't everyone, the everyone's jaw opens. My heart is going to fly offbeat.

We are all dumbfounded, to say the least. Identity Theft... he said 'Identity Theft'.

"That's not allowed, young Dabi, but... how did you even manage to do it?" All might comes from behind me. No sh*t Sherlock!

"Ah, well, one of the kidnappers look like me if I didn't have scars or had a beard, so I just told the policeman that trauma made me emo, which it technically did." He explains nonchalantly, "Also I practically look like I'm in my early twenties for some good reason, according to the policeman himself".

"Oh! Do you guys want to meet our kidnappers?" Mirko exclaims, then she shouts "B*stards! Say hi to our classmates and teachers, would ya?".

Then there was aggressive muffling from the background. Oh f*cking sh*t. They actually have their kidnappers hostage.

Everyone looks around to one another, having the same thought but in different extremes.

Ikigai looks over to Hawks "Why are our best friends so f*cking crazy?".

Hawks looks back "It's in both of their blood, they might as well be best friends together rather than with us two.". The two were shaken.

Midnight comes from my other side and says "Can I get some stuff straight?". She then lists down everything and both of them reply one after the other, starting with Dabi.

"You two got kidnapped,"

"Shameful on our part"

"But are now holding your kidnappers as hostages,"

"Karma's a b*tch"

"Are underage driving, without license"

"Fun as f*ck"

"Lied to the police"

"He should've been better at his job"

"While also having to commit technical Identity Theft"

"My new name is Ichigo Korai"

"These aren't good things" I say cutting whatever would've been said off.

"Anyways, we gotta go. Can't really talk while I'm driving. Bye" Dabi says ignoring me.

Mirko then yells "Bye!!" before cutting the call.

I clench the phone, and then aggressively give it back to Ikigai. I stomp my foot and mutter "Just watch when they get here". No way, they can get away with this nonsense.

Nezu then whispers to remind me "We can't expel Dabi, and it's safe not to do it to Mirko too". Goddamnit.

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