23. Sugar: Write something so sweet, it makes your teeth hurt.

Continuing the chocolate absurdity trend with lilium15. Cheers!

Ode to Beauty

There exists in the world a magical substance, descended from Heaven as a gift to us mere mortals. It is a balm of healing, an ecstacy, a comfort in distress. It makes you feel emotions unknown to you before. There are properties of this fantastical object that promote your brain and elevate your thoughts. The object itself has deep poetical significance, with well-known poets such as lilium15 inspired to genius by its mere existence. Men have fought for it, killed for it, broken families for the smallest trace of it. It is the most controversial item in this universe.

It is chocolate.

Chocolate! Oh, shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Yet summer cannot match thee in excellence.

Chocolate! A flavor beyond all others: above dull vanilla, transcendent over tangy fruit! How I love the taste of it upon my tongue.

Chocolate! Beautifully dark, smooth, rich, and creamy. Would that all was as attractive as a bar of this pure goodness! Would that the very air would be scented with chocolate.

Can man ever deserve chocolate? No, it is simply not plausible. Consider your lives blessed, then, for the privilege of consuming this extraordinary item. You are hurting? Eat chocolate. You are sad? Eat more chocolate. You are dying from asphyxiation? Use your last breaths to eat chocolate and call yourself lucky that the last taste in your mouth will be lovely chocolate.