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7:47 A.M

weaslette 💃:
heyyy guyssss

Me :
hiii

Meowione ❤️:
Hi.

weaslette 💃:
whatcha guys upto

Pans the pans 🍳:
dry. dry asf.
all of u either
text properly
or kys

Me :
OKAY STOP THIS MADNESS

Pans the pans 🍳:
thank god u spoke up
i was about to leave the
group

Meowione ❤️:
Don't feel compelled
to stay, Pansy. 😊

weaslette 💃:
damn mione

Me :
LMAOO
also guys just because
u all got boyfriends
and girlfriends it doesnt
mean u should always
be offline or dry asf

i’m talking ab
ahem
certain people
@wifey <3

wifey <3:
what now 🙄

Me :
wow what a sweet
greeting to your bsf
who you haven't
talked to in two days
😍🥰

wifey <3:
sorryyyyyyy </3
i was just very ecstatic

Me :
YEA obviously u got the
girl of ur dreams i wouldn't
expect you to be anything less

Lulu 🥺:
Aw. "Girl of your
dreams" 💘✨

wifey <3:
🌷🤍

Me :
carrying on
with my point 🙂

PANSY also got a bf
but she hasn't been any
less of an annoying and
rude presence after it

Pans the pans 🍳:
good thought, terrible
execution

wifey <3:
fine i will be more
annoying than pansy.
is that good

Me :
very good
now moving on

weaslette 💃:
guys tmr is the weekend

Pans the pans 🍳:
thanks for the
unnecessary
reminder ❤️

weaslette 💃:
you're welcome
you're so funny 🤣😅😂

Pans the pans 🍳:
i knowww 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

weaslette 💃:
anyway
i meant tmr's the
party ball thingy
i’m going with harry
what ab you all?

Pans the pans 🍳:
theo, obv
Meowione liked this message.

Meowione ❤️:
I guess Ron asked me.

weaslette 💃:
MY SON OF A
BITCH BROTHER
FINALLY DID IT AHHH

Meowione ❤️:
Oh, no. He did not.
He even specified that
he only asked me so that
he wouldn't have to deal
with the trouble of asking
around.

Pans the pans 🍳:
asshole.
but knowing him,
he was probably just
nervous lol

weaslette 💃:
having had to put up with
him for more than 16 years,
i'd definitely say that's it

wifey <3:
having no previous
interaction with him
whatsoever, i’d vouch
for the same thing

Me :
mionr
mione
u gotta ask him out

Meowione ❤️:
That's what Harry 
said too. I guess I'm
just nervous.

weaslette 💃:
mione trust me
he is gonna say yes
the second u ask him

Meowione ❤️:
Well, anyway,
thanks for the support.

Me :
should we like, share
and subscribe as well

Pans the pans 🍳:
and hit that bell
icon iykykkk

You reacted 😏 to this message.

wifey <3:
k. i’ll be back
after a while

Me :
u shall not be missed

wifey <3:
yea keep telling
yourself that 😉

weaslette 💃:
@weirdo brunette
who r u going
to the party with

Me :
not gonna question
why u saved my
contact like that...😊
is it like mandatory
to have a partner

Meowione ❤️:
Yes. You only get allowed
if you have one.

Me :
sucks man
now i gotta search for
a partner?
and none of u are free
cuz all of u have bfs
and gfs now 🙄🙄

Pans the pans 🍳:
addy what is ur
obsession with hating
people who have bfs
and gfs now

Me :
IM JEALOUS OKAY
😤😤

Pans the pans 🍳:
good i only asked
cuz i wanted you to
admit it lmaoooo

Me :
kys
anyway i gotta go search
for someone who can go w
me to the stupid party sigh

Meowione ❤️:
I'm sure there are
plenty of people who
want to go with you.
Good luck 🍀

Me :
mione u have
no idea how much
i love u tbh

Meowione ❤️:
I love you too ❤️
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unknown number
8:17 A.M

who are you going to
the party with princess?

did you just leave this
on read? 🙄

the 'are' and 'you'
kinda creeped me out
sorry lol

weirdo.
now tell.

probably some random
guy idrk i haven't asked

why don't you go
with me?

yes sure i would
love to go to the dance
with a eleven digit number

hah, funny.

did u just-
what the hell

what?

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unknown guy
2:34 P.M

did you get my
flowers, darling?

twas flower singular
and i’m not ur darling

you want more,
is that what you're
saying?

twas not what i
meant

what's with the
'twas' thing?

temporary obsession

as long as you
know it.

have fun with
the flowers :)

no whatttt
bro u didn't actually

please refrain from
referring to me bro.

ok bro LOL
ok ill stop its weird

yeah.

but wtfffffff
TESE R DO OEETTY
SO PRETTY
THESE

atleast take a look at the
screen while u text rosier.

BUT THEN HPW
WOIJLDI LOOK
AY YHE PRETTY FLOWRRS
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"Bitch, are you fucking dumb?" Pansy asked, cackling. "It's obviously Malfoy."

"No. It's definitely not. Malfoy...he wouldn't do this. Not for me," Audrey said with a heavy sigh, making Pansy burst into laughter again.

"It's hilarious how delusional you are," Pansy managed to say between giggles.

"Pansy, I really like Draco. I don't wanna continue talking to this mystery guy. I don't wanna mess things up." Audrey confessed.

"Woah, real talk alert,"  Pansy joked but softened up once she saw the miserable look on Audrey's face. "It's gonna be fine, babe. Trust your instincts. I'm telling you, Malfoy is smitten with you. You have no reason to worry," Pansy assured, placing a comforting hand on Audrey's shoulder.

"You really think so?" Audrey questioned, her eyes hopeful.

"I know so," Pansy confirmed.

"Thanks Parkinson."

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unknown number
6:48 P.M

hi.
i know i can just
block u without
saying anything but
it wouldn't feel right.

look, i like someone.
he's perfect and probably
thinks i’m a flighty
weirdo but i like him. a lot.
you're a nice guy. you'll
find someone better. so
thanks for the flowers :)
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unknown guy
7:01 P.M

who's the guy?

it's irrelevant.

who's the guy, addy?

he's...
why do u wanna know?

wanna see who
the lucky guy is,
that's all.

u sure?

absolutely.

u won't judge me
or anything right

of course not.
unless it's a hufflepuff.
or a gryffindor.
oh lord, u like a gryffindor.
rosier, i’m incredibly
disappointed in you.

ew, no. none of those.
not that gryffindors
or hufflepuffs aren't
attractive tho, they
very much are tbh

it's um...
it's malfoy.
draco malfoy.
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end of chapter thirteen.

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╰┈➤ * DRUM ROLL* 🎶 i have my midterms in two days and i‘m unprepared, unprepared, unprepared 🎶 also yayayay i’m eating bingo chips and they are the best thing to grace planet earth. hope u guys like the story so far, i love u sm <333

(posting this as i’m done with all of my midterms, i did fairly better than i expected but also worse than i dreamed at the same time. it’s complicated so that’s fun.)