"Okay but when did this," Audrey paused and gestured between Ron and Hermione, "happen?"

"About a good 3 minutes ago, I guess," Hermione replied, blissfully ignorant as she was looking at Ron.

"And what about you two?" Ron scoffed, turning his eyes away from Hermione.

"I'd say atleast a minute before yours which gives us authority over this spot," Audrey asserted.

"Tell me we are seriously not fighting over who gets to make out first, please," Draco drawled out, rubbing his eyebrows.

"Ginny!" Audrey suddenly exclaimed.

"What about my sister?" Ron hissed at her.

"She is so gonna think I've been murdered," Audrey snorted. "I gotta go."

"But wait...now?" Draco asked, bewildered.

"Besties before testes!" Audrey bellowed, laughing before stealing a quick peck on Draco's lips and leaving him stunned and stranded with Ron and Hermione.

"Well that is just...wrong," Ron muttered out loud. "So she leaves you with us. Just what the hell are we supposed to do with you?"

"If this conversation steers towards the talk of a threeway, I better leave right fucking now," Draco droned as he shoved his hands in his pockets and walked away, highly amused, leaving a fuming Weasley behind.

***

Audrey did not find them there.

She went up to the astronomy tower, panting, only to discover that her friends were simply not there. She went back to the Slytherin dorms, hoping to find them there, but to no luck.

pans the pans 🍳
4:56 P.M

PANSY
WHERE R U GUYS??!??
SIMPLY THE MOST
BIGHEST THJNG HAPPEMS
TO ME AJD I WQLK OIT
WUTH SONE RIDIVIOLOSU
PHRASE, EMBARRASIJBMYDELF
TO CPMW TEKL U GUGS
AND U WEREMT EVEN
THERE WTRFF WHERE R U

what

aND WHEM I NEED YPI
NPWHERE??????

audrey what the
fuck are you saying

WHERE R U MAN

we're in my room
come here

but i js checked the
dorms

not well enough
i guess 😰

UGh
im omw

***

Audrey found the redhead and the raven haired girl sitting on the bed, giggling incessantly.

"And then he was like, 'Uh, Ginevra, I love you but I am not wearing an easter bunny outfit and I am certainly not taking you to Disneyland' like, does he think I'm serious? Why would I wanna go with him?" Ginny cackled loudly, slapping Pansy on her thigh while doing so.

"Show Charlie some love, Gin. He's needy and handsome," Pansy said, calming down from her laughter.

Ginny looked like she was about to say something on the contrary but  paused abruptly to look at the standing figure at the doorway. "Addy!"

Audrey said nothing. She remained standing for a few seconds and breathed out, "Guys."

"What?" Theo asked, looking up from the book he was reading in the corner he was sitting.

"We kissed— Draco and I. We kissed," Audrey revealed dramatically with the widest smile on her face.

"Oh my god," Theo exclaimed, getting up. "Merlin, fucking finally."

"Ugh, I’m just so happy for you, so happy," Pansy spoke with mock emotion as she wiped a fake year from her eye and hugged Audrey.

"Kinda knew it was gonna happen the moment I saw the ferret's shadow," Ginny shrugged, smiling nonetheless as she went over to join the hug.

"Why do you insist on calling him 'ferret' so much? The thing happened years ago," Theo asked, raising a brow.

"Because," Ginny responded dismissively, dragging out the word.

"Nott, be happy for me," Audrey exclaimed, pulling him in for a hug.

"I knew Draco liked you for ages, I kept telling you, you wouldn't listen," Theo droned out in a knowing manner, hugging her back.

"I know, I just thought it was one of your funny-not-so-funny-haha jokes," Audrey hummed as she let him go, amused.

"Hahaha," Theo replied with mock amusement.

"I better get back, huh?" Audrey grinned, turning back.

***

"Rosier! There you are," A breathy voice called out, chasing after her.

"Huh— Malfoy, yeah! I was just searching for you," Audrey smiled wide at the figure nearing her.

"So..." Draco trailed off, shoving his hands in his pockets nervously.

"So..." Audrey mimicked, "Shit, no pockets."

That elicited a chuckle from Draco. "I meant, what do we do now?"

"I have some things on my mind," Audrey smirked deviously.

***

"Okay, when you said you had some things on your mind, you cannot put it past a normal human to assume it was something dirty in that context," Draco defensively complained, crossing his arms over his chest as he stared at the screen which showed the words "PAW PATROL" in blue letters, with an insipid pawprint instead of the ‘A’, as Draco would eloquently describe it.

"I said things and this is things! It’s cute. Now shut up and watch," Audrey countered and when he was about to raise another point, she quickly leaned in to place a warm kiss on his lips, which he couldn't help but reciprocate as he melted against her and gave into her.

"You are so manipulative," Draco muttered against her lips.

"I can be very persuasive," Audrey snickered, capturing his lips with hers again.

"Oh and what am I, if not easily persuaded by you?" Draco murmured, smirking.

***

***

Therapy needs us 😍
4:32 P.M

weaslette 💃:
how cute is it
that addy managed
to make malfoy
watch muggle films

pans the pans 🍳:
very cute

lulu 🥺:

I love muggle
films from the 60's
They are so pretty

pans the pans 🍳:
next time invite me over
okay?

lulu 🥺:
Sure ☺️

weaslette 💃:
why isn't audrey
responding

pans the pans 🍳:
➤ forwarded 2 messages

also guys just because
u all got boyfriends
and girlfriends it doesnt
mean u should always
be offline or dry asf

i’m talking ab
ahem, certain people

@addypose tissue

weaslette 💃:
should i ask ab
the name or

pans the pans 🍳:
no

weaslette 💃:
ok

Me :
hii guyzzz
its me 😝😝😝
ur fave youtuber 😄😄

pans the pans 🍳:
ah so she deigns to show
up after all

Me:
OKAY BUT LEA LITERALLY
NEVER RESPONDS
why am i the only one being
held convicted like this 😟

wifey <3:
u are very annoying u
know that? 🙄

Me:
well aware, thanku <3
omg wtf ceddy's here brb

***

"CEDRIC!" Audrey's voice was loud as she spotted the tall, brunette boy in the corridor.

"Addy?!" Cedric exclaimed, pulling away from the short, raven haired girl beside him.

"It's been fucking centuries, dude. Where the hell were you?" Audrey laughed, giving him a warm side hug.

"Ah, you know me. Just assignments, second degree homicides, hiding them bodies and more assignments," Cedric grinned, making Audrey laugh as well.

"Is that-" Audrey gasped, looking at the pretty girl beside him.

"Cho! This is Audrey. Audrey, Cho, my girlfriend," He emphasized sweetly on the last word, making Audrey squeal in excitement.

"Oh my god! Finally!" She screamed as she looked at Cho. "You do not want to know how much he used to talk about you."

Cho chuckled sheepishly. "Well, I bet I used to talk about him more. Ask the portraits in the Ravenclaw common room."

"So Cho..." Audrey smiled slyly. "How much would you be interested to look at pictures of Diggory in a face mask and a bathrobe?"

"Audrey Rosier, Don't you dare," Cedric's voice was filled with clear embarrassment.

"It's pink!" She let out, not being able to contain her excitement.

"I'll pay you!" Cho jumped, holding Audrey's arm.

"Only pay in gratitude, my dear," She patted her arm as she took out her phone from her pocket.

"No," Cedric bellowed as he tried to grab her phone.

"Nuh-uh," Audrey tsked, opening her gallery, leaving Cedric to give up and let out a defeated sigh.

***

"So you're dating Malfoy. Wow. Just wow," Cedric whistled out.

"And you made him watch Tangled. I'm impressed," Cho said absent-mindedly as she scrolled through Audrey's posts on her phone.

"It's not that big of a deal. He liked it," Audrey shrugged, smiling nonetheless.

"So what to do now?" Cedric asked, yawning.

"Let's get face packs," Cho giggled.

"And take lots of selfies," Audrey snickered. "I'm calling Draco too."

"Perfect. So it's a foursome," Cedric muttered sarcastically.

"Please don't call it that," Cho laughed, making Audrey laugh along with her.

***
end of chapter sixteen.

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╰┈➤  ahh. that's it. that's it. this is the last chapter but there will be an epilogue so your suffering doesn't end yet lmfao all i have to say is, i hope u liked the story till now, i love u all sm <33