The Beta Designs Arrive And The Kokichis Sold Weed For 3.99

"Himiko... Why is there 2 other Himikos in here? And Angies and Mius and... everyone else from our class?"


Himiko was looking up at Kirumi with a sleepy face while at least 20 other people socialized among themselves.


"I tried out a spell from a spellbook Monokuma gave me and this happened, nyeh~. At least it wasn't dangerous..."


Kirumi sighed and looked at the crowd. The Tenkos were pestering the other Himikos, the Mius were doing some questionable things while the Kiibos got embarrassed, the Korekiyos were sitting in the corners and admiring everyone's doppelganger before seeing the actual Kirumi and Himiko talking. They walked over like creepy twins that mirrored the other's movements.


"You don't look like either of our Kirumis."
"Perhaps the little one summoned us here. Himiko was it?"
"Yes I presume."


It wasn't exact but it was still abnormal. The one with the eyepatch seemed to always have an answer to the other who had an oversized mask's questions. They must be quick thinkers or telekinesis, I mean this is Korekiyo we're talking about.


"Who are these people?" Kirumis questioned harshly.


"Well, we are the different versions of Class 79. The two of us are the different versions of Korekiyo Shinguji."


"Is it true that you guys leave at midnight?" Himiko asked sleepily.


"Ah, so the portal opens at 12 am. I'm not sure myself but I'll take your word for it." The masked one says.


"Can they stay until then? I'll take responsibility if something goes wrong, nyeh~."


Kirumi looked at all of them one by one. They all had their own quirks just by looking at them, especially the one that looks like a thumb. Kirumi sighed and nodded.


"Just keep them out of trouble and don't let the other classes know. Other than that, lunch is almost done. Come down when they are sorted out."


With that, Kirumi walked out in a quick sprint. Himiko turned to the alternates who were slowly turning their attention towards her.


After a lot of explaining and getting used to, Himiko and the others finally sorted them with their respective student and proceeded to socialize in the cafeteria. The three other Kirumis were watching over their respective classes, deciding to have a mutual compromise.


"Ran-chan! Meet me, me and me! Aren't they so cool?!"


Kokichi's eyes sparkled as he introduced his other selves to Rantaro who was eating with two other Rantaros and the Korekiyo with the eyepatch. A Kokichi with a hoodie with rib print on his torso stepped forward and smiled.


"Hey, it's nice to meet you um... Skeleton hood Kokichi."


"Hello! You are much more enthusiastic than our Rantaro! Y'know, the emo one."


SH Kokichi pointed to the emo Rantaro who was talking quietly with the eyepatch Korekiyo. He swore he heard eyepatch Korekiyo say '... summoning Satan.' somewhere in his sentence, oh well.


"Now I can finally start my weed industry! Bye Ranran!"


Kokichi skipped happily with the other Kokichis outside while the others didn't pay mind to them. Then the emo Rantaro lifted eyepatch Korekiyo over his head while he did a beautiful eagle-like pose, exiting the cafeteria extra as fuck.


For the rest of the day, it was like Kokichi's weed business hit it off. EP Korekiyo and emo Rantaro summoned something that possessed the Korekiyo with the oversized mask and he literally wouldn't stop licking a stoplight that he stole. The normal Korekiyo didn't have the energy to leave his room after the normal Rantaro texted him everything.


Half of the Kirumis formed an alliance to stop the Kaitos from calling the police on everyone while the other half managed a Monopoly game after the Mius tried to fight the Tenkos with a weaponized furby. The white haired Shuichi retreated the Kiibos and the other Shuichis to their rooms while the Kaedes summoned a fucking super-sized pimp car and drove through the front entrance, the Makis, Angies, Tsumugis and Gontas all driving out of that bitch.


Things only got worse because of the Ryoma that looked like a thumb and kept getting made fun of for it, EP Korekiyo literally had to go and get a cat for him just to let them know they were joking. The Komaeda-Looking Rantaro and the Rantaro with his hair pressed down wanted to alert the upperclassmen but other two Kokichis stopped them promptly.


The suffering finally ended when the clock struck 12 and the portal was opened again. The pimp car drove back into the building and almost ran everyone over while their class's students did a backflip off of the car and pushed everyone's versions into the portal. Kokichi's weed business can finally shut down and everyone can sleep for like... 6 hours until class time.


This was going to be a little heartfelt but I was listening to memes in the background while reading a crackfic while writing this.

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