Thanksgiving Stuff Happens

ReturnToShuichiIfFound: T A S T Y


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: M M M M


#1Mom: What?


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: C R O U N C H


IAmShuichi: Are you okay?


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: L I C C


IAmShuichi: Miu you room with him, help him


Luminaryeet: I hust heard a loud bang and i don't think its good


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: I just used my Shutthefuckupantor on him, i needed to test it somehow


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: first signs lead to him looking fucking dead


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: the bitch's breathing so that's good


#1Mom: Miu, don't use machinery on anyone no matter how annoying they are


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: M U N C H


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: Well the fuckers alive so I guess it works


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: watch your assholes tomorrow


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport is now offline


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: No lie that is the most ominoues shit I've ever heard of in my entire life


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: And she even left the room like wtf


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: @ everyone gays assemble I'm scared


The rest of the users are now online


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: hide your boyfriends and girlfriends from Miu tomorrow


ShavinMyPiano: What about me?


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: get a replacement our assholes are on the line


We❤UToo: What is an asshole Ouma-san?


We❤U: Don't worry about it, he's just acting ridiculous


We❤UToo: okay! :D


Anxiety: I won't question what's above but I just finished the pumpkin pie.


#1Mom: Thank you. I also assume that Kiibo and Rantaro finished?


Anxiety: About that... Kiibo kind of shut off due to the immense heat but he's in his room now. The biscuits are cooling now.


Tsunami: Aren't you guys supposed to be dead?


AnxietyDeluxe: Na


Tsunami: Understandable


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: Are you guys making the C R O U N H?


Anxiety: If you mean Thanksgiving dinner, then you are right.


Tsunami: We are coming down, prepare your asses


AnxietyDeluxe: Oh god I can hear them


Reaperunzel: We are starving to be fair


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: GIVE US THE M U N C H


#1Mom: Then get off your phone and help us set the plates


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: THE M U N C H CAN WAIT


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: THE M U N C H WAS STOPPED MOM TOO STROUNHG


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: but that pumpkin pie tho


Anxiety: Not yet. First, we must say what we are thankful for, per tradition. I am thankful for my friends and my significant other.


AnxietyDeluxe: same


DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: same


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: same


IAmShuichi: yep


ShavinMyPiano: same


That'sMagic: same


RagingLes: same


Luminaryeet: same


Reaperunzel:


Luminaryeet: Maki say same


Luminaryeet: Maki pls


AnxietyDeluxe: lmao


Anxiety: How about being grateful about being in the most elite school in Japan? Or being grateful for the people that got you here?


GodIsAliveAndIt'sMyFault: I am Angie and I speak for Atua


GodIsAliveAndIt'sMyFault: Atua says they can all burn in hell


Anxiety: I assume a few are already burning then


GodIsAliveAndIt'sMyFault: what


Anxiety: What


#1Mom: Get off your phones and eat.


Anxiety: Yes ma'am


GodIsAliveAndIt'sMyFault: Okay!


1 hour later
ReturnToShuichiIfFound: me sleepy


IAmShuichi: You ate all of the pumpkin pie and that is unforgivable


ReturnToShuichiIfFound: Whatcha gonna do?


ReturnToShuichiIfFound has been muted for 4 hours for 'ruining everyone's day'


IAmShuichi: I was going to do something else but I feel too heavy


#1Mom: Everyone drink some water then go to bed


Luminaryeet: It's only 9:45


#1Mom: Sleeping will take your mind off of the fullness of your stomach and because I said so


Luminaryeet: Ugh you really sound like a mom but fine


Luminaryeet: but why does lierally everyone has admin rights but me


Luminaryeet: actually i had admin, who took it away


Tsunami: Me


Luminaryeet: Why???


Tsunami: Only the important chars have admin


Luminaryeet: chars?


AnxietyDeluxe: Idk what Tsumugi means but I can do this


Luminaryeet has been muted for 7 hours for 'testing stuff out'


#1Mom: I said sleep


Everyone is now offline


Happy Thanksgiving! I hope your family didn't eat all of the pumpkin pie like mine did 😂.


Bonus:


Admiration: Don't do ANYTHING to anyone's buttholes. Understood?


OneMechanicalGril: Damn I thought you forgot


Admiration: Were you going to?


OneMechanicalGril: Nah it was a joke, I thought you thought it was


Admiration: Just make it more apparent next time


OneMechanicalGril: IT SOUNDED WEIRD AS FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS APPARENT


Admiration: Miu, think about yourself for a second.


OneMechanicalGril: Damn you right  my bad mom :/


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