DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: AY YO

#1Mom: I know Iruma, I know.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: Oh

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: But no one else is fucking on

#1Mom: It's 1 AM

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: Oh shit

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: @ everyone ITS MY BDAY! GET THE FUCK UP!

#1Mom: MIU

ShavinMyPiano: happy birthday :=

ShavinMyPiano: oops * :)

ShavinMyPiano: I'm tied, dont juhde.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: PRAISE ME BITCHES EVEN YOU BAKAMATSU

ShavinMyPiano: your cool :)

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport: SHIT THAT MADE ME SMILE

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport: KIIBOY YOU NEXT

Kiiboard: You have a very unique personality :)

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: FUCK THIS ISN'T WORKING

IAmShuichi: You can stop using caps lock now. Happy birthday though.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: But today the SMARTEST most BEAUTIFUL most POPULAR girl's birthday will start PROMPTLY.

Reaperunzel: who the hell is cackling at 1 am

#1Mom: It's Miu

Reaperunzel: Look, I know it's your birthday but save it for later. Other people have to sleep, you know.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: Oh damn, sorry.

#1Mom: You can have a look at your cake if you want.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR THE GREAT

Tsunami: I might not have had an actual good night's sleep since I was in the womb but I would still like to try so Miu... stfu for like 7 more hours

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: You'll need to force me if you want me to shut up ;)

ReturnToShuichiIfFound: The cum dumpster's moaning again.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: moan? ;)

#1Mom: It looks like you have no interest in seeing your cake then.

DoY'allConsiderJackingOffToBeASport?: NO I DO WAIT A SEC

Miu quietly ran to the kitchen to avoid to bothering anyone else on her floor. She always wondered why Kirumi stayed up so long and still got good grades but when she does it, she was apparently sleeping and it's already time to give in the tests. 'She is so lucky' Miu thought many a time.

"Where is it?" Miu questioned.

"It's right here..." Kirumi looked at the half eaten cake with disappointed eyes. It was a hassle to get the shape right and its already too late to remake it.

"Who... The... FUCK?!" Miu shouted unvoluntarily. Kirumi shushed her and placed the cake back in the fridge. Maybe she'll buy a cake before class starts, that'll be better than a angry Miu.

"We can figure it out tom-"

"No! I'm finding the stick dick that ate my cake!" Miu said as she stormed off.
"Jesus Christ, Miu!" Kirumi sprinted in Miu's direction in an attempt to stop Miu's impending chaos. Happy Birthday to Miu, I guess.

This was supposed to come out yesterday, I swear. Happy belated birthday Miu!