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____ it's magically delicious!!


Florida: ass.


Louie: I think you know what I'm thinking...


Mass: That steak I had a week ago that I stole from Texas, he still has no idea it was me.


Geo: Peaches. If you disagree then your opinion is wrong.


Mary: MY FUCKING CRABS BRO-


D.C: The pills Gov and I take to keep us from trying to kill ourselves.


I.D.C: Yo have you ever tried chocolate? DUDE-


District: The wall


PA: The souls of the innocent.


N.Y: children.


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(When they were younger)


Michigan: Hey Ohio!


Ohio: What?


Michi: Spell icup.


Ohio: Ok stupid. I-C-U-P


Michi: EWWW MR.DAD!! GOV!! OHIO SAID HE SEES ME PEE!!


Ohio: WAIT NO-


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Florida: Say hey and you're gay.


Texas: *who just walked into the room* Hey y'all!


Louie: I KNEW IT!!


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Florida: *singing Rick Ashley's famous song in Spanish*


N.M: God damn it...


Ari: *Wheeze*


N.Y: The fuck he saying?


Cali: You honestly would kill him if you knew.


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D.C: I hate to get political but... *Silently eats a sugar cookie* (like the ones above)


I.D.C: *GaSp* BROTHER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-


Gov: Yo those cookies are the best.


Berlin: Say sike right now.


D.C: Shut the fuck up or I will invade your ass again.


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Kentucky: WHO TOUCHED IT!!*Pointing to his empty bowl of KFC*


Geo: Hun you know I don't fuck with that. I eat Church's chicken.


Louie: I only fuck D.C and Florida, but besides that, I was eating sushi. Tokyo showed me it and I fell in love with it.


Mary: We ran out of old bay and I had to run and get more, faster than the speed of light. I'll take my thanks later.


N.Y: Not a fan. Never will be. Goodbye.


Gov: I'm dying inside. You don't have time to eat when you gotta do work.


D.C: preach.


I.D.C: I don't even know why I try with you two anymore...


D.C: You love us silly~


Gov: Even if we hate ourselves :D


I.D.C: Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you all. I'm going out.


Florida: *whipping the grease off his lips* Yo I think it was Texas.


Kentucky: 👁👄👁


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