(Really just a random one-shot. I got bored ok-)

"Gov!! Time to wake up!" 

"No..." 

"Come on hun we have a family reunion to get to..." 

"No... I need... sleep..." 

"GOD DAMNIT IT GOV!! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS TILL IT'S FUCKING RED!! WE'RE ALREADY LATE!!" The Democratic party yelled, her normally hidden southern accent turning thick as hell. She was a good mom yeah, just very short-tempered... She yanked the blankets off him and stormed out the room to get ready. "Fine... I'm on my way." His Aunt the republican party is hosting a small family reunion at her house. It was big, like really big. It's been years since he'd been but he knew full well it was big. His mom didn't even like her at all. They fought every time they came over.

Yet she loved being on time.

More than most things-

So of course she was pissed they weren't. His mother was a bit of a perfectionist, just a little. Gov climbed out of bed and threw on a white shirt, a dark blue tie, and some black leggings. Capitalists like himself preferred to dress well, so what if he was just 12. He'd rob a school of its funding for fun-

"CHILD HURRY UP!!" 

"COMING MOM!!" 

+Time skip+

"Dear god... I can't believe we arrived so late..." His mother groaned. She hated this whole late thing because her sister would then rub it in her face. Then again, free food.  One for being single, and two for now being late. Gov's father had... Went to get milk... Yeah... 

Or died. He doesn't know-

Gov knocked on the door, hearing some loud music, probably from a band Confederation hired. D.C opened the door. "Hello D.C! Long time no see how's my only favorite republican doing?" The Democratic party said with a smile. Personally, she loved her sister's kids. They were so nice and kind. "I'm doing fine ma'am, come on in." He said. The two stepped inside and D.C closed the door. They lived in a relatively safe neighborhood because their father was loaded. Yet he sucked ass-

Gov and his mother were dragged out to a massive backyard. For people who lived up north compared to his life down south. They had a lot of land. This was almost as big as his yard. Almost. D.C scooted a bit closer to his cousin. A lot of people came to this small family reunion. Most of them weren't even family. A lot of them were just her snobby friends. Or what're his face's friends. 

Mom had wandered off somewhere as usual. Wasn't a surprise there. He did the same sometimes. "Soooo... Where's I.D.C and District? Are they here?" D.C nodded and took him towards his treehouse. It was only accessible during family gatherings. Since that was the only time he had free time. 

Up the ladder, they went, and up that went right after. D.C never trusted the other kids in the neighborhood. Nice or not. D.C just didn't wanna be hurt anymore. As soon as they got up there his only other cousin that attended the party was playing the knife game with I.D.C.  "What the fuck... Any more knives?!" Gov asks his normal crazy self coming out like nothing, Gov was two-faced. On one side you had a serious, terrifying, and will beat the shit out of you kinda kid. On the other, you had the crazy, lovable, childish, and in constant need to break something. District looked up from his game. "Ehhh. No sorry, I was only able to steal one from y'all's kitchen. D.C's dad was in there. Being a... How do I put this..." He clears his throat.

"Bitch ass. Nasty ass. Stinky ass. Weird ass. Fake ass. Mother fucker." 

District of Columbia finished with a clap, casually throwing his knife across the room at a picture of William. School bully, just so ya know. District hated his guts. So of course he got a photo of him and nailed it to a dartboard. But it was more of a  knife board at this point. "I know, I mean I know my mom hates your mom D.C. But even she was praying that they'd divorce at the wedding." Gov said patting his younger cousin on the head. "H...How do you know that? And that's not at all true! He's... a good... dad... right?" D.C mumbled. "No. And I'm five years older than you, I was there. I was the ring bear!" Gov laughed. D.C looked down for a second, his dad was good...

Gov was lying.

Yeah. 

So was District. 

He's a great dad...

+Time skip_

"BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIVE IT BACK!!" I.D.C yelled, tackling Gov. "NO, TAXES!! YOU DIDN'T PAY LAST TIME SO THIS RING IS MINE!!" He kicked her off and ran outside the treehouse. Thank god for balconies. He almost forgot they exist-

"GET BACK HERE YOU D- I MEAN JERK!!" Gov turned to his enraged cousin. Then looked down at the pool below. He did a little salute and fell about 10 feet into the pool. "TAXES ARE MINE!!" he swimming away from the pissed-off men in the water. "GOV!! I HATE YOU!!"

"I HATE ME TOO HUN!!! BAIIIIIIIIIII!!" 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"