Existence is a lie-



Alabama: *punching Geo while on top of him*


Geo: STOP STEP BRO!! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS KINDA COMMITMENT!! 


Alabama: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME-


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Nobody: 


Alaska: (in a zoom call) *insert heavy breathing into his mic here*


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Greg:  Ok, are you guys ready to rec-


The states: *having another civil war over monopoly*


Greg: I'm going home and one day I'll wake up and this will all be some sick nightmare. I hope. 


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Texas: CANCEL ME I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE OK!!


Texas: MILK GOES BEFORE THE CEREAL!!


Cali: >:OOOOOOOOOOOOO


N.Y: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!


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Kentucky: So this... is...?


Mary: Mondays.


Geo: *in the corner of his room watching Minecraft videos while quietly sobbing*


Mary: Tell Gov we're booked for the day *joins Geo*


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Gov: C H E E S E 


Ottawa: N O T A X E S


Gov: Sleep with one eye open... I'm sending Florida after you jackass.


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Alaska: Go on son, say the words.


Juneau: Texas is small!! :D


Alaska: *pats his head* That's my boy :)


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Florida: *laying in bed starring at his closet* IF THERE ARE ANY PUPPETS IN THERE MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN!!


 Doll Florida: WELL I'M NOT A PUPPET I'M A REAL BOY!! >:D


Florida: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD-


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I.D.C: Why the hell did you get so much Mc.Donalds. 


D.C: Spend $50 you get 30% off.


I.D.C: but-


Gov: Shut up it's free money


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Lil' D.C: *Crying* 


lil' Gov: What's wrong D.C?


D.C: Big kids took my candy again!! 


Gov: *pats his head* Don't worry lil' dude. I got this :D


D.C: ,:)


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Gov: *beating the shit out of the kids with a bat*


I.D.C: YOU GOT THIS CUZ!! *taking the candy back* 


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