(I love this ship- but I like Alaska x Hawaii better. And I have absolutely no name for this... So go ahead and call it what ya want.)

Alaska assumed no one was home today, because for some reason all the cars on the driveway were gone and he already had the garage. So no one was in there. Alaska was kinda tired and decided to sleep on the couch instead of his bed. Call it being a 'New Person'. 

Alaska unfolded the roll-out couch and threw a huge blanket on top of it. Who needs sheats when you're tired. He threw a pillow on the couch, then flopped onto the bed. Alaska had always liked background noises when he slept, for him it made his dreams a bit more interesting. Trying to reach for the remote on the dresser he grabbed a note instead. 

Dear whoever is still home, 

        Florida and Louie got out again, they took Mississippi and  Alabama hostage. foods in the fridge. I'm sure you'll be fine. Call 911 if we aren't all back within about 48-72 hours.

-D.C

P.S from Gov: Please don't eat my Lunchables. ;-; 

Alaska giggled a bit, he wasn't surprised at all. And No. He wouldn't call 911. And he may or may not snack on one or two of those Lunchables later. Gov had a lot hidden in his room anyway. He wouldn't notice nor expect him to be the one who ate it. Gov isn't the brightest... Or at least he thought that way. 

Alaska tossed the note on the floor and grabbed the remote. Turning on some ice scatting show. It was nice, the outfits were sub-par. But it was pretty good. Alaska rolled over and snuggled in his blanket. Slowly the man drifted off to sleep. 

Meanwhile, N.Y was freaking out-

He thought everyone was gone. Why the hell did the T.V just turn on. The New Yorker grabbed a bat and slowly crept out of his room. Down the hall and into the living room. "No..." 

"WHO THE FUCK IS THERE?!" Thank god Alaska is a deep sleeper. "Father please..." N.Y heard more mumbles from the couch, his grip on his bat tightened as he slowly moved towards it. N.Y peeped over the couch and relaxed. "Dear lord Alaska, about to be a damn heart attack..." He dropped his bat and turned off the T.V. 

"Father why?" 

"I'm not your damn- oh wait you're sleeping... I'm fucking stupid." N.Y just stared at Alaska confused and still, a bit freaked out.  N.Y sat next to him, he was a tad bit nosey himself. So why not. "Don't go..." Alaska rolled over and wrapped an arm around N.Y. "The fuck?!" 

"Father please, I can be better..." N.Y was bright red. Sort of like a cherry. The New Yorker still wanting to know more did his best to be quiet and listen even if it was hard to ignore Alaska holding him hostage. "Please..." He was sobbing in his sleep. N.Y felt bad, for the first time in a while he pitied the poor state. N.Y carefully stroked his hair. "Alaska. Get up dumbass."

Alaska was still asleep. N.Y growled. "WAKE UP!!" Nope, not awake. "GOD DAMN IT MAN WAKE THE HELL UP!!" New York slapped Alaska as hard as he possibly could. Making the other wake up with a cry out in pain. "WHAT THE FUCK NEW YORK?!" Alaska felt his stinging red mark on his cheek. And for some reason it was wet? Was he crying? It's been years since the last time he had.

N.Y cupped his face on his palms. "You were having a nightmare. Now I'm for some reason wanting to help your ass. Tell me what happened. Only if you want to." Mary had been trying to teach the New Yorker to be a lot kinder in his words. Those teachings finally became useful eh?

"I-I... Forget me actually are you ok New York?" Alaska removed his hands and moved further away from him. "When were you so... Kind?" He did have a point-

"Since you were crying in your sleep clinging onto me begging for your father. JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK- Wait... No yelling. Like Mary said... Just tell me what happened." It was obvious he still needed some help with the whole being a nice person thing. "I-I would really rather just not talk about it..."

The smaller man rolled his eyes. "Well, I think km going to go back into my room then. Nice chat." New York turned to leave. But Alaska grabbed his arm. "No. Stay... Please. I don't wanna be alone right now..."

"Ok...? Weirdo." New York sat back down on the bed. Alaska had turned the T.V back on and flipped through channels again till he was back on his ice skating show.

"I don't wanna each this Alaska."

"Ok and?"

"It's fucking boring!! Put on TMZ or a monster truck show!!"

"No. I don't think I will." 

"FIGHT ME FUCKER." Alaska laughed, and shook his head. "No. I don't pick fights with children." New York tackled Alaska causing both of them to fall off the bed. "AYE-" 

"I AM NOT A CHILD FUCKHEAD!!"

(I'm out of ideas- this is all ya get. Anyway, do y'all remember Coraline?)