After you had revealed that you put potion Sharon's water, all hell broke loose.

Sharon started screaming.

Loki started laughing.

Steve tried to console Sharon.

Nat ate her food.

Pietro dumped his water glass on Sharon.

Wanda stopped Pietro dumping his water glass on Sharon.

You stopped Wanda from stopping Pietro from dumping his water glass on Sharon.

Clint sat with Nat and continued eating.

Sam tried to guess what would happen to Sharon.

Bucky also tried to guess what would happen to Sharon.

And Vision filmed the whole thing.

It was hilarious.

After everyone had calmed down (Except Sharon), they all returned to eating.

"Everyone I have an announcement" you said. They all perked up, excited.

"Yes I put a potion in Sharon's water, but she's not an actual team member, and this game is played with the Avengers" you said, grinning.

Suddenly Tony started to blowup, inflating like a balloon. Loki grinned down at you.

"Good job darling" he said, laughing as Tony started yelling.

"What happened to him?" Clint asked.

"N/n over here has inflated Tony Stark" Loki said.

"Why me?" Tony sulked.

"Because you're annoying" the whole team said.

Tony slowly rolled sideways off his chair, his arms waving around pathetically. You were laughing so hard there were tears running down your cheeks and the billionaire bounced around the room. Loki wiped the tears away, chucklng quietly.

"You're a liar" Sharon said smugly.

"I prefer to call it bending the truth" you replied, taking a sip of water. She jumped up, shrieking with laughter and pointing at the glass.

"I switched our water glasses!" she shrieked.

"I know" you and Loki both replied.

"Then why are still drinking it?"

"Because I'm an elf. It doesn't affect me" you said, taking another sip.

"Whatever. You're a liar" she huffed, crossing her arms.

"What about?"

"You said you put potion in my drink."

"That I did."

"Then why hasn't anything happened?" she asked, looking smug.

You shrugged. "I guess you'll wait and see."

Sharon started shrieking at you.

"Gods is that the only thing she's good for?" you muttered as Loki took your hand.

"It is" he replied. "Time for bed."

"Loki I am not a child. I am 1,225 years old" you said, narrowing your eyes at him. He just smiled before teleporting to your room.

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You woke up to screams. Jumping out of bed you shimmered yourself into your suit. Loki was in his armour. He took your hand and teleported you both down to the living room.

"What's going on" you said at the same time, daggers drawn.

Sharon was lying on the floor in a heap, sobbing. You rolled your eyes and shimmered yourself into comfortable clothes. So did Loki.

"Listen I know that it's- oh my Norns" you said, stepping back into Loki, eyes wide.

"I think we put too much" he whispered as you giggled quietly. Sharon glared at you.

"How dare you!" she screamed. Her face was covered in acne and was bright red. Steve was kneeling beside her looking worried.

"You can't go screaming all the time in the tower. These people are trained to kill and be alert-"

"I don't care!" she shrieked before Steve covered her mouth with his hand. He picked her up and walked out the room saying "I'm so sorry guys, I'll deal with her."

"If we kill her she'd scream less" Nat complained as you shimmered the rest of the team out of their suits.

"Good morning love" Loki whispered, kissing your cheek.

"Good morning" you replied, spinning around to kiss him properly.

"I hate being single" Pietro whined.

"Just make sure you have better taste than Steve" Loki chuckled, tucking your head under his chin. "And that they're shorter than you so you can do this" he added, grinning as you poked him in the stomach.

"Everyone's shorter than you except Thor" you grumbled.

"Pietro buddy you aren't going to be able to find someone shorter than you" Bucky said with a smirk.

"Yeah they'd have to be around 3'1" Clint added.

"Guys you do realise we're twins meaning I'm the same height as him" Wanda said, glaring at the boys.

"Yeah well you've got Vision" you said, laughing as she went bright red.

"And Nat's got Bruce" Sam said.

"Shut you're mouth or I'll cut your tongue out" Nat said, holding up a butter knife.

"That would be entertaining" Loki commented and Sam glared at him.

At that moment Steve returned with a sulky Sharon. You tried not to snigger at her face, and you could feel Loki laughing silently behind you.

"I have informed Sharon of what could have happened and she is very sorry" Steve said, shooting his girlfriend a pointed look.

She rolled eyes. "It's not my fault you are all murderers."

You stepped forward, daggers in hand. "Hunny I ain't no murderer but I'm about to be" you said through gritted teeth.

Vision looked alarmed as he turned to Loki. "Aren't you going to stop her?" Loki shrugged.

"Sharon's not a friend so she won't regret it later" he answered. Nat grinned and held up her butter knife.

"Sharon" Steve murmured, pulling her behind him.

"Steve you have a powerful sorceress and a trained assassin coming at you. I would run" Bucky commented.

"They couldn't kill me" Sharon scoffed, looking scared.

"I could kill you with a toothpick" Nat snarled.

"Straight shot at the temple and boom" you added, venom lacing your tone.

"Bye bye Sharon" you both said at the same time, stepping closer. She screamed and buried her face into Steve.

You and Nat fell to the floor laughing, clutching your sides.

"What's so funny" she demanded.

"You got scared because we threatened to kill you" Nat wheezed.

"WITH A TOOTHPICK!" You said, laughing harder. Sharon went bright red and stormed out of the room, Steve following after her.

"Darling you shouldn't scare the mortals, it's a waste of time" Loki said, picking you up off the floor as Bruce did the same to Nat.

"It's hilarious though" you said, grinning. He chuckled.

Bruce was looking at Nat.

"Don't worry Bruce your girlfriends okay" you told him, grinning wider as he went red. Nat glared at you, holding up her butter knife again.

"Straight shot at the temple" she threatened and you laughed.

"Love you Nat" you said, kissing her cheek as you walked past her and into the kitchen. She rolled her eyes, smiling.

"What about me?" Loki whined. You pretended to think for a moment.

"Nah" you replied, turning to the toaster.

"It's okay I never loved you anyway" he shrugged.

"Feelings mutual" you replied.

"Good."

You poked your tongue out and chucked a slice of bread at him. He caught and threw it back, landing perfectly in the toaster.

"Show off" you muttered. He grinned.

"I'm confused, do they love each other or not?" Sam asked.

"Yep" you replied at the same time as Loki answered "Nope." You glared at him and he blew a kiss to you before teleporting to the couch, book in hand.

Bucky rolled his eyes and punched Sam in the shoulder. "Of course they love each other idiot, he's the God of Mischief and she's a weirdo so they think they're funny" he said.

"We are" you and Loki answered at the same time.

"And I'm not a weirdo" you said.

"Yes you are" the whole team replied. You huffed and folded your arms.

"Love you too n/n" Nat called out, waving at you. You gave her the finger.