Nothing is mine (I'm not genius enough to write such rubbish anyway). But if you are able to make gold out of these, more power to you.

Grubby Charlotte
An Incredible Romance
Gary Jolie is a grubby, sexy and gentle shopkeeper from Ohio. His life is going nowhere until he meets Charlotte Chan, a handsome, stunning woman with a passion for making birthday cards.

Gary takes an instant disliking to Charlotte and the deranged and deranged ways she learnt during her years in Ireland.

However, when a alien tries to squish Gary, Charlotte springs to the rescue. Gary begins to notices that Charlotte is actually rather popular at heart.

But, the pressures of Charlotte's job as a psychiatrist leave her blind to Gary's affections and Gary takes up choir to try an distract herself.

Finally, when deranged shopkeeper, Jeff Grey, threatens to come between them, Charlotte has to act fast. But will they ever find the incredible love that they deserve?

Slender Kevin
A Sensational Romance
Sally Wu is a slender, porky and popular homemaker from the seaside. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Kevin Trescothik, a pale, slim man with a passion for jam doughnuts.

Sally takes an instant disliking to Kevin and the vile and forgetful ways he learnt during his years in the country.

However, when a mugger tries to terrify Sally, Kevin springs to the rescue. Sally begins to notices that Kevin is actually rather loving at heart.

But, the pressures of Kevin's job as a painter leave him blind to Sally's affections and Sally takes up football to try an distract himself.

Finally, when cold-blooded navigator, Reginald Jones, threatens to come between them, Kevin has to act fast. But will they ever find the sensational love that they deserve?

Along came Dolly
A Splendid Romance
Christian Olsson is a ugly, bald and virtuous housekeeper from Ireland. His life is going nowhere until he meets Dolly Pigeon, a pale, scruffy woman with a passion for dancing.

Christian takes an instant disliking to Dolly and the rude and peculiar ways she learnt during her years in the city.

However, when a mass murderer tries to vandalise Christian, Dolly springs to the rescue. Christian begins to notices that Dolly is actually rather energetic at heart.

But, the pressures of Dolly's job as a mechanic leave her blind to Christian's affections and Christian takes up knitting to try an distract herself.

Finally, when tactless nurse, Gemma Walker, threatens to come between them, Dolly has to act fast. But will they ever find the splendid love that they deserve?