I clicked on freestyle, hit autogenerate (as usual) and these are what popped up.

May's Adventures In Upper Boggington
A Fantasy Novel
"I'm going to need magical dice, big, magical dice."

During a snow storm in Upper Boggington in 1965, a baby is born and dies before she can take her first breath.

During a snow storm in Upper Boggington in 1965, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 50-year-old May Johnson, a splendid and courageous scout.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from mean pixies who terrify each other? Would you even want to?

May's Adventures In Upper Boggington follows May Johnson and her sweet mother, Fairydust Parker, as their happy lives tumble through turbulent events in London, again and again.

However, when May is taken ill with gangrenous warts, it looks as though the mean pixies will prosper.

Will May Johnson be able to save both the day and her warts?

Mr Pseudonym explores coins and magical dice to full effect in the fantasy novel to end all fantasy novels.

What To Do About Snotty Pixies
A Mystery Novel
It was a time of terror. Snotty pixies would squish each other in the street.

Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One down to earth, noble man - Gregory Walker.

Gregory is a 75-year-old homemaker from Bangkok with a thirst for bees.

He knows that to stop the snotty pixies from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his bold nephew, Mathias Butterscotch.

He gives up his contented life and travels to Skegness where he attends an important dinner party and acquires some ill-meaning glasses.

However, when one of the snotty pixies bites off Gregory's hands with crippling effect, it looks like his quest is over.

Without hands, will Gregory Walker be able to save the day?

My Niece Carla
A Fantasy Novel
Gripping. Brilliant. Tactless.

The night of the funeral changes everything for Kathy Cockle, a 33-year-old computer programmer from Moscow.

One moment, she is discussing wigs with her delightful niece, Carla Thomas; the next, watching with horror as tactless trolls squish each other.

She knows these trolls came from Manchester but she can't prove it - at least not without some chilly weapons.

The sweet, funny woman knows that her wild life is over. She acquires some chilly weapons and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from tactless trolls.

However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Kathy. She is left with two options: stop the tactless trolls in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.