Sprout: [slurps][doors open]Earth Ponies: [clamoring]Phyllis Cloverleaf: [panting][doors close]Sprout: Mom?Phyllis Cloverleaf: My, oh, my, aren't you the handsome sheriff! Look at you.Sprout: Yes. Yes, I am, Mommy. [laughs]Phyllis Cloverleaf: Well, this is it. It is your time to shine, dear. Everypony wants to hear from you.Sprout: They do?Phyllis Cloverleaf: Of course. You are in charge now. It's your destiny.[doors open]Sprout: Citizens![doors close]Sprout: Ow![doors open]Sprout: [clears throat] It is I, Sheriff Sprout!Toots: Sheriff? Where's Hitch?Earth Pony 1: We need a real sheriff!Earth Pony 2: Tell us what's going on!Earth Pony 3: Hitch would know what to do!Phyllis Cloverleaf: Come on now, everypony. Let's listen to what our new sheriff has to say.[beat]Phyllis Cloverleaf: That's you, sugarcube.Sprout: Oh, yeah, it's me.Earth Pony 4: Everything's gone wrong! What do we do?!Sprout: [clears throat] Okay, folks, calm down. There's no need to be scared.Toots: We're scared, and we want to be prepared!Sparkle Chaser: The unicorns are coming! The unicorns are coming![crash]Earth Pony 5: What do we do?Toots: What's your plan, sheriff?Earth Pony 6: What if the unicorn comes back?Toots: Actually... what if you're all right? The unicorns could come back. They could even bring the Pegasi. We are all in danger!Earth Ponies: [gasp]Sprout: Now is not the time to be complacent! We should do something!Something is lurking, something is nearSomething is feeling stranger, strangerStirring up discord, whipping up fearWhispering softly, "danger, danger!"Outsiders creep up slow and steadyWings glistening, horns at the readyThink what they could do to the status quo[Phyllis Cloverleaf]Oh, no![Sprout]They're gonna steal, plunder, and pillageThey're gonna take over the villageDon't just sit on your butts and do nothing and waitLet's enter a blind, irrational stateBetter get nervous, better get tenseBetter not let them catch you blinkingYou don't need a reason, fillies and gentsThis is no time for sober thinkingMob!Earth Pony 1: Mob?[Sprout]M-M-Mob, mob!Earth Pony 2: Mob?Earth Pony 3: Mob?[Sprout]Angry, angry mob![Earth ponies]Mob, m-m-mob, mob!Mob, mob, angry, angry![Sprout]Fight, see in black and whiteThat's your pony rightTime to lift your manes and proudlyThrong, numbers make you strongMillions can't be wrongEspecially when they're screaming loudlyYou might not have a bale of hay to borrowAre you saddled with your sorrow?Are you scared about tomorrow?Well, it's all gonna work out painlesslyIf you follow my orders brainlesslyWho are we?[Earth ponies]We're an angry mob![Sprout]What are we?[Earth ponies]We're an angry mob![Sprout]Look at this corn![Earth ponies]It's on the cob![Sprout]Look at that guy![Rob the Pony]Uh, my name's Rob.[Sprout and Earth ponies]Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!Mob, mob, angry, angry!Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!Mob, mob, angry, angry!Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!Mob, mob, angry, angry!Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!Mob, mob, angry, angry mob!

A/N - I STILL AM ALIVE!!!