My first ever mascot is your typical dumb blonde Vert, I was able to come across because of WolfAnimator thanks for letting have her Wolfy. I don't think anyone else has her for a mascot, at least I hope not.

Vert: A snail!

Jet: That's a rock...

Vert: A giant bug!

Jet: that's a leave falling from a tree. Here's a joke for you guys. Vert, what would you say if you were pregnant?

Vert: I'd wonder if it was mine. Oh, yesterday I walked into a building.

Jet: you'd think she'd see it before she crashed into it. One day I asked Vert to dial 911 but she couldn't...

Vert: I couldn't find the eleven

Jet: if you want more of this where Vert says dumb stuff

Vert: *gasp* I'm Vert

Jet: then tell me if you want more