I love, love, love the Sphynx cats or the Scottish Folds. I think the Sphynx is hilarious because it looks like it's naked. As for the Scottish Folds, they're just cute because of those little floppy ears.

Well, I can't pick a favorite breed of cat because I hate cats.

Come on, E. Upon the hypothetical idea that you actually like cats---

I don't.

What would you pick?

I wouldn't, because I don't like cats.

C'mon, Evie. Work with me.

Okay, well, You. You're my favorite breed of cat.

You can't pick me! I'm not a cat!

I sincerely beg to differ. You want attention when you want it, and you'll literally lay on me or my work until I give you some.

Evie.

Ugh, fine, I guess the plain black cats are okay.

Okay! Thank you! Was that so hard?

It purely offended my inner cat hater.

I thought you loved me.

You're the exception.