Oh, she's irrevocably and undeniably jealous of us.

What?!

No, don't worry, I'm just kidding. The look on your face was absolutely hilarious! I just had to do it for the reaction I knew I was going to get.

You're mean, M. But seriously, I love Ben and Mal's relationship. They are most assuredly my OTP, and I think Ben is so good to my best friend. But ultimately, if Mal's happy, I'm happy.

Aww.

But if he ever hurts you or makes you feel anything but happy, I will destroy him and no one will find his body or another remote trace of him ever again.

She loves me!

Thank you to @httspdescendants for the ask!