Ah... There's that stupid word again.

M, be sweet! Huma is absolutely adorable! 

Those two together are fine, but that's a stupid thing to call the two of them together.

Aww, it's not that bad. It's also my second place OTP!

What the heck is an OTP?

I just explained this the other day.

Oh, oh! I remember! Out of Toilet Paper. 

You seriously need a guide to shipping culture...