Lemon book is out buds. I think I'll be posting the Sanji one in a bit.

I was watching Steven Universe again while I was writing this lol. Completely irrelevant fact but yea. I just wanted yall to know the happenings of my life
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"My god... I thought we were at a completely different island," I muttered, realizing that the ship only went around the coast of the island, not to another one. I felt someone walk behind me. "Something you need?" I asked, tilting my head backwards to look up at the extremely tall purple haired man. I'm pretty sure he's as tall as Doflamingo.

"You're not so bad when you're not being insufferable," Cracker said, as if he was funny.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes, proceeding to look forward again and changing the topic, "Have you ever met a guy named Doflamingo?"

"I've never met him, but he's allies with Kaido so if I ever did, I'd have killed him," he replied. "Your crew destroyed his either way, so it doesn't matter much."

"Well you remind me of him, all the way down to your weird smile," I pointed out. I jumped off of the ship as soon as I finished, having realized that we were docking.

He jumped after me, successfully causing a bunch of pawn-looking guys to start scrambling on the deck. They were probably supposed to help him down or something. He began walking ahead of me, so I took it as a cue to follow. I'm surprised he's not angry about the comment I made, but I won't provoke a reaction for now.

We started walking through a candy town. As I was looking around, I could see various races wondering around. I'm honestly impressed with how much of a mixture there is here. "Mama is impressive, right?" he proudly asked, and then he continued, "Of course she is. I can see that you're surprised by how many people she successfully brought together."

"I'll be honest, I didn't expect all of this. This is even more unexpected than the food buildings. Speaking of which, do the buildings expire?" I questioned, looking around.

"They do, and they're usually demolished by being eaten a day or two before it actually expires," he explained.

People were looking our way, mostly in confusion. Their eyes would travel between Cracker and I. Why? Probably because I'm out of place and he's a public figure. Or at least I think he is. I just know he's Big Mom's son. That's got to mean something, especially here when she's literally ruling this place.

"Hey, what's your position in this place anyway?" I asked.

He grinned widely, "I'm one of the three Sweet Commanders. The tenth son of Big Mom."

"I see... how many kids does she even have? That 'tenth' bit made it sound like there's more of you," I followed up.

"She has 85 children, which range between the ages of 50 and 8," he replied as if it were normal.

I stared up at him in shock, seeing that he was simply looking forward now, not paying attention to all the eyes on our passing figures. I calmed down since I didn't need him reacting to my expressions. "You know, you're not so bad when you're not accusing me of being a family abandoner," I mimicked his earlier claim. He scoffed, but surprisingly didn't give me a snarky response.

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"Here we are," Cracker said as we stood in front of two huge double doors, which had smiling faces on them. He threw them open in the middle of me admiring my surroundings. "I've brought her, Mama." 

The ominous darkness covering her insanely huge form faded as the double doors opened wider, revealing the Yonko in all of her glory. She was smiling while all of the... desserts around her were looking scared, staring at Cracker. I don't know why the food had faces on it, but at this point, why am I surprised. "Good job, Cracker. Another task for you has arrived. I need you to tend to the issues the Seducing Woods. Give them a taste of something that'll make them wish for death~!" the giant woman chimed evilly. The issue was most likely the Sanji Retrieval Team.

A large, creepy grin took over his face and he nodded, "I'll be sure to take care of it, Mama."

Then, he was off.  "Who's this, Mama?" one of the desserts asked, which made a bunch of them echo it in a kind of sing-song way that was kind of freaking me out.

"This must be the Celestial child Mama sent for!" another one said, which was followed by more singing repetition of, "It must be, it must be." There was so much laughing going on outside of the chanting, I'm surprised this woman hasn't lost her mind already. Or maybe she has.

"Mama-mama!" Big Mom laughed out after the chanting of the desserts ceased. Her piercing gaze stared into me once she was finished. "(y/n) (l/n), do you know why I asked for you to come here?"

"Because my mom was a Celestial Dragon?" I said with a questioning, confused tone.

She smiled in an unwelcoming way, "That's one explanation. There's another reason you're here, though, young lady. I called you here because of not only your mother, but your father."

I blinked in surprise, "My... father?"

She leaned forward in ominous glee, as if she was waiting for me to question that bit. "Yes~! Your father, he stole away your mother when I needed her for my dream," she explained. I was confused, but she thankfully continued instead of having me voice my confusion. "Your mother escaped from Celestial grounds and traveled the sea, eventually ending up in my territory. Then your father took her away. Not without a price, though," she hummed, her eyes manic.

"What price are you talking about...?" I asked.

Her smile grew, "Did you father die young, Silver Goddess? Do you know why?"

I stared at her, awestruck. "He did, how did you know? His death wasn't on the newspapers or anything..."

"I took years of his life," she stated, a dark shadow overtaking her expression.

"How... how is that even possible? What kind of power do you have...?" I breathed out. That lines up. It would make sense. I never actually questioned what kind of sickness he had, he never got the chance to fully explain it to my undeveloped little self. But how on earth does a power like that exist...

"Mama-mama~! Your expression is lovely, dear," she sang in amusement before continuing, "I was right, it seems he never told you. He had to give up some of his life for her while whisking her away. My Soru Soru no Mi has the ability to take souls, to answer your question."

"What a fool~! What a fool~!" some of the desserts started chanting.

"Did he think he could get away from Mama?" more laughed.

"He stole Mama's one of a kind member~!" others sang angrily.

"SHUT IT!" I yelled at the desserts, my frustration reaching a peak. They shook in surprise and stopped. Big Mom was laughing instead now. My hands raked through my hair, trying to calm down. "Alright, so you brought me here as a replacement for my mother, right? Why did you even need her?" I sighed out.

She smiled, "My ambition is why I needed her, Silver Goddess. That dream is to bring together every race under my domain equally. I want to have a tea party where I can see eye to eye with everyone. That's also why I stole away Caesar Clown."

I furrowed my brows, "What? Why would that require him? He's not a different race, he's just a scientist."

Her hands clasped together and a shadow once again took over her face, "I've been paying him large amounts of money for him to create something I need for that to happen. Now," she leaned forward and stared into me, "You're part of my territory now. You're not allowed to leave."

My mouth was agape, I couldn't even process what was going on. "But... I'm not even fully a Celestial... I don't even think Celestials are any different from regular human beings," I uttered breathlessly.

"It is considered another race, and you are a one of a kind citizen. Well, until I marry you off with one of my sons," she said.

"MARRY ONE OF YOUR SONS?!" I choked, and then I slapped a hand over my mouth, realizing how loud I was. I didn't want to fight her, at least not yet. Not until the others secure Sanji. She may have partially killed my father... and took away Sanji... but.... Fuck, not now. Right now is a time for control.

"Mama-mama~! Of course! I'll choose one when I have the time. You could even marry one of my older sons when Caesar Clown is finished with his research~!" she laughed out, throwing a bunch of LIVING DESSERTS into her mouth. They were literally asking if they tasted good while they disappeared down her throat. That is the weirdest thing. I don't even know if Luffy would do that. Or would he... "Go out of this room and let the chess peacekeepers direct you to the room you'll be staying in," she ordered, snapping me out of my daze.

I just did as she told, not really wanting to see what would happen if I didn't. I'd normally be rash, but I know when to stop in certain situations, like this for example. I'm a little out of my depth and disoriented. I feel like other people know more about my family that I do at this point.

Well, whatever. Whateverrrrr... My life isn't a lie. It's... just missing a few pieces that have been found thanks to a few insane people. "At least I know now..." I mumbled. Now I know Big Mom is going to be one of my main enemies.

"Are you alright, ma'am?" one of the short pawn men asked just as they stopped in front of a huge door.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Yea, I'm fine. Is this room mine?"  I questioned.

He nodded, "Yes, this is yours." He opened the door and held it open for me with the help of his little pawn friends. They're kind of cute, in a funny way. I walked in, quickly giving them my thanks before looking around once they left.

I laid back on the bed and closed my eyes for a minute. Then I opened them. "I don't really want to bore my readers with my brooding. Maybe I should go walk around this place to clear my head. I'm a little bored anyway," I hummed to myself.

Hopping up from my position, I walked back over to my door and threw it open. "Door~!" I jumped at the sound of the voice. My eyes directed to the door of my room, seeing that it had a face on it. Why is everything alive in this place? It's so creepy.

Moving on. I walked down the hall, wondering aimlessly as I always do. There were a bunch of other doors that had similar faces to the one on my own door. I wonder where Sanji is right now. "Eh? Who're you?" a voice called out from behind me.

I turned, seeing a kid on a weird caterpillar bike. "Uh, I'm (y/n)," I answered, "Who're you?"

He jabbed a thumb at his chest and smirked, "Name's Anglais. You're that woman that Cracker brought in for Mama, aren't you?"

I chuckled and leaned against the nearest wall with my shoulder. "Yea, I am. What's it to you?" I shot back, amused by him. The guy couldn't have been over 15. He's in his rebellious "cool" phase. He's plenty short though, so he might be around 12.

His cheeks blushed a bit and he rode his caterpillar closer to me. "Well I heard Mama was thinkin' about marryin' you to one of us," he bashfully said, trying to sound brave.

"I don't think marrying you is going to be very plausible, bud," I laughed.

"Eh?! Why not?" he grunted, his lips pulling into a scowl of discontent.

"Maybe cuz you're like... ten or something," I mused.

His face grew red and he stood up on his caterpillar thing, pointing at me in frustration, "You idiot! I'm 14 years old, damnit!"

"Huh? How's that any different from ten?" I joked.

"Well how old are you?!" he yelled.

"I'm 21," I responded.

"How's that any different from... uh.." he counted on his fingers, "..17 then?!"

"What? That doesn't make any sense," I sighed.

He ruffled his punch perm styled hair in irritation before hopping back into a sitting position and grabbing onto his handles, "Whatever! I'm gonna go tell Mama it should be me!"

I waved my hand as he sped around a corner, "Alright, good luck with that buddy."

"Shut up!" he yelled back.

I guess Cracker wasn't lying when he said he had so many siblings. A smile made its way to my face. That was good fun while it lasted. Now I'm back to aimlessly wondering. All the places I get stuck in are usually so big, and this one is no different.

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"Oh Jesus, what was that?" I asked, having felt the entire tower shake from something making impact with one of the walls.

I ran over to the nearest window and looked out, seeing that a bunch of buildings were in tatters, all in a straight line toward the wall I was at. Upon closer inspection, I could see that Cracker was knocked out on the floor. I guess the "issue" in the forest must have been too powerful for him. I have no doubt that the issue was Luffy now.

Next thing I knew, a bunch of clouds encircled the castle, spreading outwards ominously to cover the island. A bunch of people then began leaving the castle. And when I say a bunch, I mean A BUNCH. Like an entire army. A chariot was making its way over to the castle in contrast to all the people leaving. With the attire that the soldiers leading the chariot had on, I'd say it was the Vinsmokes. All the siblings filed out as soon as the cart stopped, and the last one to exit was... Sanji.

"AAHHHH SANJI!" my face was pressed up against the glass now, threatening to break it. Actually I don't even think this is glass. It might be hard candy, it's a little sticky. Either way, Sanji's out there.

"What are you doing?" a voice boomed behind me. It wasn't aggressive, or a yell, I think their voice is just naturally loud. When I turned around, I found out why.

"GODDAMN!" I blurted. I once again found myself slapping my hand over my mouth. He was probably almost as tall as Big Mom. I coughed awkwardly and muttered, "I mean, uh, I'm doing nothing. Why're you- what're you doing here? Who are you?"

"Charlotte Katakuri," he answered firmly. I opened my mouth to introduce myself as well, but he did it for me, "And you are (y/n) of the Straw Hat pirates."

"Oh, uh, you probably heard from Big Mom, huh?" I scratched the nape of my neck.

"No, the news had yet to reach me that they'd taken you from the Straw Hat ship," he responded.

I squinted my eyes at him, "What do you... Whatever. I'm gonna go see Sanji."

"He's going to meet with Mama and Pudding as of right now. You're not allowed to go to him yet," Katakuri grumbled from behind his scarf.

"Uh... ok? Send someone to tell me when he's done with that, then," I sighed, just walking between his legs to go down the hall behind him.

I could hear him turn around towards my direction. "I'll make sure you get to your room, then," he said. Loud footsteps followed after me. I started sweating a little. Fuck. I was gonna run around the castle to find Sanji.

"I can get there by myself... You.. don't really have to come..." I nervously told him, not looking back at the towering man. Is everyone just huge here? Is that why the hallway ceilings are so tall.

"I won't allow you to interrupt Mama's meeting," he stated.

"How did you- I mean, what? Why would I? I'm going to my room," I corrected myself, trying to stop sweating. Maybe that is what is making him question my motives. Damn you nervous sweats. Maybe if I just run- "WHOA!"

I was picked up by the back of my shirt and taken swiftly down the halls. "Do you not understand the weight of this situation?" he questioned rhetorically.

I answered anyway, "I do! That's why I'm trying to get to Sanji, you ass!"

He didn't bother to retort, instead just walking down the hall silently. I crossed my arms in frustration. We soon got to my talking door, which smiled up at us. "You kinda dress like you're in the Rosy Life Rider's crew, by the way," I said out of the blue.

His sharp red eyes looked to me in slight confusion, as if someone never told him this. Which no one probably did. Most people probably forgot the name of Duval's new and improved crew in the first place. He promptly dropped me onto the floor after giving me that look. The door opened on its own. I looked back at Katakuri, who had yet to make a move to leave.

"No, I will not be going soon," he stated, answering a question I was literally just about to ask.

My eyebrow twitched. I don't know why, but it's really pissing me off. "I won't be leaving this time. Well, not anymore. I'll stay in this room. But make sure to send someone to tell me Sanji is done with all of that," I gave in.

He stared at me and then nodded to himself before leaving. I sighed and watched the door close once I completely entered the room. That guy is no fun. Where are all the fun sibli-

"So you're the woman Mama brought in? And you had the audacity to hang with big brother Katakuri? Do you even know who he is?" another unfamiliar voice said in the most annoying voice I've ever heard. And that's saying a lot considering I had the displeasure of meeting Moria.

I looked in the direction it came from, seeing a girl in a really weirdly shaped polka dot dress. "Well I know his name is Katakuri. Who the hell're you?" I grunted, already disliking her unpleasant vibes.

"Pah! Don't be so rude! I am Charlotte Flampe! The 36th daughter of Mama, age 15! And big brother Kakaturi is the second son of Mama! The most perfect son! Don't go near him! You'll tarnish him, you wench!" she shouted at me, pointing an accusing finger.

I rolled my eyes, "Oh noooo, I could tarnish him?" I laid a hand over my eyes and fake sobbed, "That's too bad because his perfect hands already touched my shirt! What ever shall I do?"

"Don't mock me! His status is important! There's even a fanclub for him! I'm the president of it!" she whined like a child.

My eyebrow raised, "What if Big Mom assigns me to marry him? What are you gonna do about that? She said I might have to marry one of her older sons."

Flampe's eyes shot open in shock, "MAMA SAID THAT?! It's ok! I'm the cutest of all the siblings! Mama will change her mind if I convince her! Plus, big brother Katakuri is out of your age range!"

I waved my hand in a shooing motion, "Sure she would. And sure he is. I liked a 70+ year old man. Now get out of my face."

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!" she pulled out a blow dart thing and shot something at me. I just activated my devil fruit and it 'plink'ed right off of me. "Wh-wha... NO FAIR!"

"Whatever," I sighed.

"Door~!" The door to my room opened and I could see a pawn guy standing outside of the now empty doorframe.

"(y/n)-sama! Katakuri-sama told us to take you to Sanji-sama as soon as he was free!" the little guy reported.

I hopped onto my feet and wiggled my fingers as a goodbye towards Flampe, who was puffing out her cheeks in frustration. I hate her guts already.

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Heyooo~! So yea, Lemon book is out, feel free to suggest stuff in the requests chapter thing or even comment on the latest chapters I make with a request. Sound good? Good.

ALSO if you were the person who suggested that Sanji lemon idea thing, comment right here bc I don't remember where the comment was LOL

THANKS FOR 100K VIEWS! I know its bc I have a fuck ton of chapters and they just add up that way but uhhhh i dont care???? 100k is 100k. Love yall. I remember when I used to be like "Omg I have 50 ppl reading each chapter" and now its like 400 minimum. Not saying 50 is a bad number, I'm just saying this fanfic has come a long way, in a direction I didn't think it was going. It was a cool journey w yall