Zach- 'I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?'

Monty- 'Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?'

Justin- 'Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.'

Jeff- 'If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.'

Scott- 'Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.'

Alex- 'Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.'

Charlie- 'I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.'

Clay- 'Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.'