Me:*Scream hysterically as I fall down from the ceiling* HOLY SHI-- *dies due to falling from high places*

Me:*respawn again* HELLO MY CHILDREN!!--

Tommy:I'M NOT A CHILD!!

Me:Boi! Don't make me punt you into the goddamn sun! Can't you see I'm talking to my lovely viewers over here!? And don't even think about whining!

Tommy, immediately shut up, nod before walking away like nothing happened.

Me:Now! Let's get to the chase, fun Facts about me?! Let's go!!

Fun fact number 1:
Me:As yall know that I use to eat or chew on some random shit - welp, I chew on a rock that was so small than my brain during exams - I ACCIDENTALLY swallow the damn rock and now is stuck in me..

Technoblade mentally and internally confuse: How in the hell did you swallow a rock?

Me:It was small okay?! I didn't know about it until I didn't feel the hardness between my teeth - moving on! (don't worry, guys I poop it out, painful experiences TvT)

Fun fact number 2:
Me:I used to strangle a cat -

Philza:I'm sorry, you used to strangle a what now?

Me:I couldn't help ittt, that white cat was so fluffy and cute that I strangle it, got few scratches but worth it anyways..

Philza:Sometimes I wonder if you parents even supervise you..

Me:Dadza, I'm fucking 16 - OF COURSE I WILL DO SOME DUMB SHIT!!--

*Technical Difficulties, stand by*

Fun fact number 3:
Me:As yall know that your author is mentally unstable, I have Adhd since middle school in grade 6, still have depression, suicidal thoughts but don't worry I'm healing - traumatic childhood past (sound like a damn story to you huh?) I flinch when someone poke or pat my head or shoulder, Ptsd, insomnia, panic and anixety attacks at random times - that's all my mental illness *smiling brightly*

Philza, visibly worried:I'm booking you a therapist..

Me:NOOO--

Fun fact number 4:
Me:As yall know that yo author pronouns are She/They - yep I'm Nonbinary and also I'm Pansexual! Is weird to talk about my life with you guys but you guys seem so nice I have to share my life with you guys - but I'm also scare that you guys will ditch me and my book so yeah - I date people due to there personalities - BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I DATE MINORS - FUCK NO!! I DON'T WANT TO DATE MINORS - wait, I'm a minor STILL THO, SO NO DATING MINOR, AH HUH!!-

And I'm also Polyamorous - meaning I can date more than 1 people - so don't blame meh okay?

Support to LBQTIA±

Fun fact number 5
Me:I have Monophobia..

Tommy:What's that?

Me:I have the fear of being alone in a dark or vacant room - it brings eerie vibes - also I was once locked into a dark room by a stupid dare.. And also it means that you feel like your the only person in one dark.. Big room - sorry, on to the facts!

Fun fact number 6:
Me:I'm OBSESSED with Wilbursoot -

Tommy, holding his hand out:Pay up Wilbur..

Wilbur, sighing to himself before put 20dollars in his hand:I hate your bet Tommy..

Me:I'm sorry did you guys bet on something?

Tommy and Wilbur at the same time:Nope!

Fun fact number 7:
Me:I really hate my english cause it make me sound like a 20 year old British man -

Tommy, Wilbur, Philza and Technoblade feel abit offended.

Me:Yknow I'm kidding right?

Fun fact number 8:
Me:My music taste is Rock, Classical, Jpop, Kpop, Jhiphop, Khiphop, instrumentals, smooth jazz and Lovejoy music's...

Wilbur, feeling happy:Awh, you love my band's music with me in it?

Me:*scoff playfully* Well duh!--

Fun fact number 9:
Me:my favorite bands are Lovejoy, BTS, BlackPink and Nirvana, my favorite artist is Cardi B, Drake, Bad bunny, Bruno Mars -

Tommy:She's rambling again..

Philza:They always ramble like that Tommy so shh -

Me, turn to Philza fastly with a shock expression:Did you actually use my pronouns right Philza?

Philza:Of course^^

Me, suddenly have daddy issues:... Weghhh TwT *crying out happiness*

At the end of my fun Facts..
Me:There you have it folks! All my fun facts! Hope yall still wanna be my friends or my children - sorry if I'm spill my real live motions in here - welp here's my last fun fact..

I love you guys so dearly - THATS ALL!! And I hope I don't get hates about this.. I love my children and friends to much..

Hope yall have a good day - say bye to the viewers guys..

SBI:Bye!!

See you guys later!!

And also.. o7 to Technoblade, may The Blade fly high.. 🕊️