- you guys have so many inside jokes, it's scary tbh

- best brother of the year award?? you'd give it to him only to take it back because that's what he would do to you

- haruki is very big on revenge and takes it to extreme measures

- you're both single, but you know about haruki's massive crush on konoha and sarukui 

- short kings anthem by tmg and blackbear is y'all's songgggg 

- like whenever it plays, the two of you just start bobbing your heads and scream the lyrics and don't really give a shit on who's watching

- he uses the 🌚 emoji a lot

- you like to cuss around him a lot and sometimes he even has to clap your mouth before you swear in front of your parents

- you two like to do that thing where you call one pizza place on your phone and then another pizza place on his phone, and just listen to the cashiers be super confused

- he sleeps early, and hates it when you stay up because he can't sleep with all the racket you make

- haruki is highkey a good baker??

- he's so cute sometimes, but will kick your ass any day

- ok but he lets you date only because you help him get with konoha and saru

- but finding love is such a struggle for you 😞

- you and haruki have a love hate relationship 

- it's either you're pulling the pranks together or on each other 

- you're actually good friends with bokuto and whenever he comes over to your house, haruki has to wear earplugs because of how outstandingly loud you two are

- konoha likes to call you two "better komi" and "worse komi"

- on weekends, it's literally so bad at your house and don't ask why

- sometimes your parents fight, but you and haruki do not give a shit, and sometimes even mock your parents right in front of them, which actually makes them angrier and they throw you two out of the house

- like i said, love hate relationship, but it's you and haruki against the world when you two actually get along

- you like to crash volleyball practice and receive all of your brother's spikes, who complains that you're stealing his (rolling)thunder

- he will fight anyone that makes you sad it's so sweet but you don't like to see him hurt :(

- so you fight with him and overpower the enemy