akaashi: no. he just doesn't get covid. that's literally impossible.

bokuto: will probably die after the first day but somehow akaashi ressurects him lelelel

konoha: he's using this as an excuse to get away from everything and make people do things for him

komi: he is willing to fight his own virus and actually gets better in 14 days because he followed all the correct procedures 

sarukui: i think he'd cry for like a day and then realize it's not that bad as long as he takes care of himself

washio: covid is afraid of him, he's too quiet and manly

onaga: *sleeps*

anahori: he's sos sad— this poor baby thinks he's gonna die and writes love letters to all his friends and family

kaori: nO covid would be too mean to do that to her she's so nice :(

yukie: she takes this time to eat everything